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Magazine launched for blind perverts! -
04-17-2010, 01:49 PM
I can see it now: hoards of depraved blind sex addicts pawing at this magazine, their sightless eyes rolling ecstatically in their heads, their tongues lolling grotesquely in their mouths. Of course, we have a filthy Canadian to thank for this spectacle!
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Pornographic magazine for the blind launched
A pornographic magazine for the blind has been launched - complete with explicit text and raised pictures of naked men and women.
The book, the brainchild of Lisa Murphy and called Tactile Minds, is designed to be 'enjoyed' by the blind and visually impaired - and is on sale for £150.
Among the 17 raised images include a naked woman in a 'disco pose', a woman with 'perfect breasts' and a 'male love robot'.
Canadian Lisa says that she made the book to fill a gap in the market, adding: "There are no books of tactile pictures of nudes for adults. [...]
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Magazine launched for blind perverts! -
04-17-2010, 02:29 PM
There seems to be no limit to the amount of filth people can come up with. God hates blind people already. Why make them sin even more. They should be praying to get their eyesight back instead.
Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."
Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Magazine launched for blind perverts! -
04-20-2010, 11:10 AM
Someone seems to think that she's found a loophole in one of God's righteous commands:
Matt. 5:29: And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell.
But God has already closed that loophole:
Matt. 5:30: And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell.
Try pawing that depraved book without hands.
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Re: Magazine launched for blind perverts! -
04-20-2010, 11:17 AM
What the piffle.... Ok, I agree on this one. This is absolutely ridiculous.
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Re: Magazine launched for blind perverts! -
04-20-2010, 01:51 PM
Disgusting! And then to think that the reason those people got blind in the first place already was the result of pleasing themselves, as every True Christian™ knows that blindness is the punishment for this kind of fornication!
And we already knew, of course, that braille is the language of the devil!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Magazine launched for blind perverts! -
04-20-2010, 03:34 PM
Brail porn? Really? You southerners are crazy, though I know non of the True Christians ™ are involved in this (because that'd make them hell bound )
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Re: Magazine launched for blind perverts! -
04-20-2010, 05:27 PM
Don't forget Hellen Keller was a commie!
Lev.19
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14] Thou shalt not curse the deaf, nor put a stumblingblock before the blind, but shalt fear thy God: I am the LORD.
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I believe this magazine qualifies as a stumbling block!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Magazine launched for blind perverts! -
04-20-2010, 05:55 PM
Does anybody still wonder why King David hated the blind so much?
" And David said on that day, Whosoever ... smiteth ... the blind that are hated of David's soul, he shall be chief and captain. Wherefore they said, The blind and the lame shall not come into the house." -- 2 Samuel 5:8
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Re: Magazine launched for blind perverts! -
04-20-2010, 10:34 PM
It is BS like this that make me madder than a hornets nest being hit bay a bat.
If I ever see a blind person fondling a book, it will be the last thing those fingers feel, I can assure you. I'll bring that heathen to Church and the congregation can read him the riot act.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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