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I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 02:17 AM
I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person. There is no god, such as stated in the bible is logically impossible.
This forum makes me lol.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 02:18 AM
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I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person. There is no god, such as stated in the bible is logically impossible.
This forum makes me lol.
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lol 4chan ftw
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01-14-2007, 02:19 AM
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lol 4chan ftw
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Yeah 4chan is basically awesome.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ImBill
I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person. There is no god, such as stated in the bible is logically impossible.
This forum makes me lol.
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You may not believe in Jesus, but He believes in you! Jesus has called you here for a reason, boy. Think about that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You may not believe in Jesus, but He believes in you! Jesus has called you here for a reason, boy. Think about that.
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Actually I read a funny and stupid response from one of the members here, which incited me to join.
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01-14-2007, 02:23 AM
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Actually I read a funny and stupid response from one of the members here, which incited me to join.
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Probably me.
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01-14-2007, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by ImBill
Actually I read a funny and stupid response from one of the members here, which incited me to join.
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And that's why you posted here in our "Christian Help Forum". You are crying out for Salvation© boy. Jesus is listening. Ask him to take over your miserable, pathetic life now, before He decides to kill you and drop-kick you into hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
And that's why you posted here in our "Christian Help Forum". You are crying out for Salvation© boy. Jesus is listening. Ask him to take over your miserable, pathetic life now, before He decides to kill you and drop-kick you into hellfire.
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No, I'm posting here because I haven't looked at any other part of the forum.
Stop assuming so much, you pompous cock.
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01-14-2007, 02:49 AM
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No, I'm posting here because I haven't looked at any other part of the forum.
Stop assuming so much, you pompous cock.
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So like a brainless fool, you decided to stick your mindless post in the first thread you saw. Brilliant.
I am not an arrogant rooster by the way. Stop fantasizing. Jesus hates bestiality alot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
So like a brainless fool, you decided to stick your mindless post in the first thread you saw. Brilliant.
I am not an arrogant rooster by the way. Stop fantasizing. Jesus hates bestiality alot.
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A lot*
Alot isn't a word.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 02:59 AM
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So like a brainless fool, you decided to stick your mindless post in the first thread you saw. Brilliant.
I am not an arrogant rooster by the way. Stop fantasizing. Jesus hates bestiality alot.
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As I see it, you are the only one relating it to an animal, and relating animals to bestiality, fool.
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Yes, THAT Brother Love!
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ImBill
I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person. There is no god, such as stated in the bible is logically impossible.
This forum makes me lol.
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You forgot to add DIMWIT
HEATHEN!!
Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 03:29 AM
Go ahead and ban me.
In fact, delete my entire freaking account.
I am embarrassed to be seen with such hypocrites.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 03:30 AM
LOL CYA -50 POINTS
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 03:31 AM
LOL CYA
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01-14-2007, 03:31 AM
I see you joined the forum today along with several of your HEATHEN "buddies." Oh wait....what's that?...LOL...your "buds" have already been band from the GODLY LBC and are, thus, assured of aeternal DAMNATION. Hopefully you are NEXT!!
Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by dustyjo
Go ahead and ban me.
In fact, delete my entire freaking account.
I am embarrassed to be seen with such hypocrites.
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Done and doubledone. Come back when you can have a civil discussion about saving your everlasting soul from damnation.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Done and doubledone. Come back when you can have a civil discussion about saving your everlasting soul from damnation.
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YOU ARE CONDEMNING PEOPLE LOL CYA IN HELL
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01-14-2007, 03:40 AM
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YOU ARE CONDEMNING PEOPLE LOL CYA IN HELL
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I my self have all ready been commended to hell for certain things.
I am very sad for that.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by ImBill
YOU ARE CONDEMNING PEOPLE LOL CYA IN HELL
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Jesus commands us to judge the unrighteous. If you had ever used a Bible for something other than spare rolling paper for your crack cigarettes, you might know that.
1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6
Enjoy hell, homer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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