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Default Catholic Saint Veneration Info - 02-01-2011, 04:41 PM

Hey all. As part of my on-going mission to convert the people of Landover into the one true faith, Roman Catholicism, I am making this thread to highlight all of the great Saints in our church's history. I'll try to update this regularly.

Today, I will show some of my favorite female saints.

St. Christina


Saint Christina is a martyr who lived during the 3rd century BC. St. Christina was brought up in the coastal City of Tyre, modern Lebanon. The accounts of her early life reveal her father to be a wealthy and a cruel man who had tortured her because of her belief in Christianity. Christina was a beautiful child full of love and affection. It is believed God revealed Himself to her through an angel. Urbain, her father became her persecutor. He tore her body with iron hooks and tied her to a rack beneath which a fire was kindled. Christina’s faith in God saved her. God turned the flames on the bystanders. Urbain had two successors, Dion and Julian. Dion died an unexpected death, after he threw her into a burning furnace. She remained in the furnace unhurt for five days. In another incident, a stone was tied around her neck and she was thrown into the lake of Balsena. However, God’s angel saved her again, and her father died after this incident. Saint Christina was thrown into a cage of serpents. But Christ saved her once again.

Julian was her last persecutor; he cut off St. Christina’s tongue and her breast. Saint Christina attained her martyr’s crown at the city of Tyre and her own blood baptized her. By this time many of the pagans of Tyre were inspired to follow her faith. Her relics rest at Palermo in Sicily.


St. Agatha


Saint Agatha of Sicily (died traditionally 251) is a Christian saint. Agatha was born at Catania, Sicily, and she was martyred in approximately 251. According to Jacobus de Voragine, Legenda Aurea of ca. 1288, having dedicated her virginity to God, Agatha, rich and noble rejected the amorous advances of the low-born Roman prefect, Quintianus; she was persecuted by him for her Christian faith.

Among the tortures she underwent was the cutting off of her breasts. An apparition of Saint Peter cured her. After further dramatic confrontations with Quintianus, represented in a sequence of dialogues in her passio that document her fortitude and steadfast devotion, her scorned admirer eventually sentenced her to death by being rolled naked on a bed of live coals, "and anon the ground where the holy virgin was rolled on, began to tremble like an earthquake, and a part of the wall fell down upon Silvain, counsellor of Quintianus, and upon Fastion his friend, by whose counsel she had been so tormented." Saint Agatha died in prison, according to the Legenda Aurea in "the year of our Lord two hundred and fifty-three in the time of Decius, the emperor of Rome." She is the patron saint of Catania, Molise, and San Marino, and of Malta, because her intercession is reported to have saved Malta from Turkish invasion in 1551.


St. Febronia



Beautiful nun at Nisibis, Mesopotamia. During the persecution of Diocletian, she was arrested for her faith. She was offered freedom if she would renounce Christianity, marry Diocletian's nephew Lysimachus, and stop him from joining the Church; she declined. Tortured, mutilated and murdered. Lysimachus, who had been leaning toward Christianity to begin with, converted along with many of the witnesses to Febronia's abuse; the judge, Selenus, went insane and killed himself. This story became immensely popular, and in some of the re-tellings the tortures were described in ghastly detail. Born: 3rd century. Died: martyred in 304.

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St. Tatiana


The Holy Virgin Martyr Tatiana was born into an illustrious Roman family, and her father was elected consul three times. She was made a deaconess in one of the Roman churches and served God in fasting and prayer, tending the sick and helping the needy. Tatiana was arrested and was brought into the temple of Apollo and forced to offer sacrifice to the idols. The saint began to pray, and suddenly there was an earthquake. The idols were smashed into pieces, and part of the temple collapsed and fell down on the pagan priests. The demon inhabiting the idols fled screeching from the temple. Those present saw its shadow flying through the air. The pagans then tore the holy virgin’s eyes out with hooks, but she bravely endured everything, praying for her tormentors that the Lord would open their spiritual eyes. The Lord heard the prayer of His servant. The executioners saw four angels encircle the saint and beat her tormentors. A voice was heard from the heavens speaking to the holy virgin. Eight men believed in Christ and fell on their knees before St. Tatiana, begging her to forgive them their sins. The next day, St. Tatiana was brought before the judge. Seeing her completely healed of all her wounds, she was stripped and beaten, and her body was slashed with razors. A wondrous fragrance filled the air. The torturers became exhausted and said that an invisible power was beating them with iron rods. Indeed, the angels warded off the blows directed at her and turned them upon the tormentors, causing nine of them to fall dead. They then threw Tatiana in prison, where she prayed all night and sang praises to the Lord with the angels. A new morning began, and St. Tatiana was taken to the tribunal once more. The torturers beheld with astonishment that after such terrible torments she appeared completely healthy and even more radiant and beautiful than before. They began to urge her to offer sacrifice to the goddess Diana. The saint seemed agreeable, and they took her to the heathen temple. St. Tatiana made the Sign of the Cross and began to pray. Suddenly, there was a crash of deafening thunder, and lightning struck the idol, the sacrificial offerings and the pagan priests. Once again, the martyr was fiercely tortured.

She was hung up and scraped with iron claws, and her breasts were cut off. That night, angels appeared to her in prison and healed her wounds as before. On the following day, they took St. Tatiana to the circus and loosed a hungry lion on her. The beast did not harm the saint, but meekly licked her feet. As they were taking the lion back to its cage, it killed one of the torturers. They threw Tatiana into a fire, but the flames did not harm her. The pagans, thinking that she was a sorceress, cut off her hair to take away her magical powers, then locked her up in the temple of Zeus. On the third day, pagan priests came to the temple intending to offer sacrifice to Zeus. They beheld the idol on the floor, shattered to pieces, and the holy martyr Tatiana joyously praising the Lord Jesus Christ. The judge then condemned her to be beheaded with a sword. Her father was also executed with her, because he had raised her to love Christ.


St. Giulia


Giulia was a young slave who was forced to leave Corsica to go to Carthage where she was to be sold. However, at the ships edge, she refused to go and was beaten, crucified and mutilated.

Her torturers threw her breasts onto a rock and miraculously two rivers began to flow. Today there is also a small church at this beach which was dedicated Giulia, who is now a martyr.


St. Barbara



During the rule of Maximius, in the year 290 AD, the governor in the Anatolian city of Heliopolis was Dioscuros. He was a wealthy man who was originally from the nearby village of Galassos. He had only one child, a very beautiful girl named Barbara. Her parents were extremely proud of her, not only because of her beauty, but of her virtuosity as well. To protect her, her parents erected a fortress in which they placed Barbara while still young, as was the case with Saint Christina. When Barbara came of age, many military officers of Heliopolis asked her father for her hand in marriage, for they had heard of her great beauty and charm. He refused, however, to give his promise to anyone until he conferred with his daughter. Barbara responded by telling her father that if he forced her to marry she would commit suicide. Dioscuros, deciding to add a bathing house to the fortress, left the plans with the builders and instructed them to begin work while he departed for another city where he had some pressing business. During her father's absence, Barbara had the opportunity to leave her living quarters and observe the erection of the bathing house. Upon discovering that the building was to have only two windows, she asked the builders to install a third, and that she would assume the responsibility. Our God, who knows everything before it occurs, was extremely pleased with Barbara's innocence and filled her heart with the Holy Spirit and with the love of Christ. While standing by the pool of the bath house, Barbara made the sign of the cross on the marble with her finger. Miraculously, her finger chiselled the cross deeply into the marble. One day, returning from the bath house, Barbara noticed the false gods which her father worshipped and she spat at them. She returned to the fortress, fasting and praying that she would receive Divine Guidance. When her father returned, he saw the third window in the bath house and questioned the builders, who informed him that his daughter had ordered the third window installed. After questioning Barbara whether there was any particular reason for three, she told him that Three Lights guide everyone who walks the earth. Making the sign of the cross with three fingers she said that one signifies the Father, one the Son, and the other the Holy Spirit, and with these three Lights the whole world is guided. Drawing his sword and threatening to kill her, Barbara fled to a nearby mountain. Reaching the top, she raised her arms and prayed to God for help. The earth parted and swallowed most of her body. Finding his daughter, Dioscuros forced her back to the fortress and locked her up. He then went to the ruler of the city named Marcius and informed him that Barbara was a Christian. She was then given to Marcius with her father's damnation. Marcius had the Saint stripped and beaten with sticks, then her wounds rubbed with vinegar. She was then imprisoned. Towards midnight a bright light appeared to Barbara and a voice told her not to fear, Christ was always with her. As soon as the words were spoken, all her wounds disappeared. A God-fearing woman, named Julia, who was imprisoned with Barbara, saw the miracle. The tortures continued for Barbara. The ruler ordered his soldiers to tear the Saint's body with iron claws, to burn her with torches and to hit her head with a spiked club.

He then had his soldiers cut off the martyr's breasts then taken back to prison. St. Barbara was stripped of her clothing to be marched throughout the city. Seeing though that he could not overcome the Saint with threats and tortures, Marcius ordered his soldiers to behead both Barbara and Julia. Barbara and Julia were taken to the mountain where Dioscuros had previously captured his daughter. He beheaded St. Barbara and a soldier beheaded St. Julia. For several seconds the earth shook. The earth then opened and swallowed the bodies of the two martyrs. God was quick with Divine Retribution to Dioscuros, for as he was descending the mountain, a thunder storm arose. A bolt of lightning descended from the heavens and killed this bloodthirsty tyrant. A second bold of lightning immediately descended and murdered St. Julia's executioner. After several days, a pious Christian named Valentios saw in his dream two white robed virgins who instructed him to go to the mountain on which the Saints had been executed and to dig to find their bodies. Valentios immediately arose from his bed and with several other Christians, went to the mountain to carry out the Saint's instructions. After digging for several hours, they found the holy bodies of Sts Barbara and Julia. With great respect and reverence, they venerated the bodies of the Saints.


See also: St. Anastasia and St. Juliana, who had remarkably similar stories. Great saints live alike, I guess.


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Default Re: Catholic Saint Veneration Info - 02-01-2011, 04:48 PM

I think Emperor Palpatine Pope Benedict XVI should have his moobs cut off...



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Default Re: Catholic Saint Veneration Info - 02-01-2011, 04:49 PM

So all these whores got punished by God and you still claim Roman Catholicism to make sense? No wonder the raping of little children by Catholic priests goes on and on. All Roman Catholics clearly suffer from cognitive dissonance.


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St. Christopher

According to the Golden Legend which was a group of stories compiled by Archbishop Jacobus de Voragine in the thirteenth century, he was a tall, fearsome Canaanite named Reprobus. After many adventures, he converts to Christianity and is baptized as Christopher. The most famous tale of Christopher is when he helps a young child across a dangerous river and finds that even though the little boy is small he is almost unbearable heavy. As it turns out, the child is Christ and he is so heavy because of the weight of the world he carries. God gives him a dog head in place of his own- to ward off unwanted advances by women.



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St. Giulia was a slave who didn't obey her masters? Jesus very clearly said that disobedient slaves should be beaten. We certainly follow that procedure here at Landover with our servants. Don't you Catholics ever read the Bible?

I have a question for you. What do you make of Saint Eustace? I understand that he was sanctified by the Catholic Church, but then his sainthood was yanked away by the Vatican in 1969 on the grounds that he probably didn't exist. The reason I'm asking is because I wonder, given that the Vatican has to certify miracles before awarding sainthood, when his sainthood got pulled, did all of the miraculous healings and whatnot attributed to Eustace's intercession come undone? I say no, there is nothing God cannot do, including listening to the intercessionary prayers of a fictional character, but, then, I'm not a Catholic.


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St. Christopher

According to the Golden Legend which was a group of stories compiled by Archbishop Jacobus de Voragine in the thirteenth century, he was a tall, fearsome Canaanite named Reprobus. After many adventures, he converts to Christianity and is baptized as Christopher. The most famous tale of Christopher is when he helps a young child across a dangerous river and finds that even though the little boy is small he is almost unbearable heavy. As it turns out, the child is Christ and he is so heavy because of the weight of the world he carries. God gives him a dog head in place of his own- to ward off unwanted advances by women.

He bears a strong resemblance to something I have seen before.



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I gotta think with all of those breast amputations that at least some of them were done by homo priests that were afraid of breastesses.




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St. Apollonia

An anti-Christian mob pulled all her teeth out in Alexandria in the early years of the A.D. She is the patron saint of dentists.






St. Bartholomew


one of the apostles, traveled as far as India evangelizing. His luck failed him in Armenia where he was martyred. Thinking that just crucifying people was getting a little stale, they flayed him alive first. After carefully removing as much skin as possible, then they hung him on a cross- upside-down. He is the patron saint of tanners.

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St. Dymphna

the daughter of a seventh century Irish pagan king, was beheaded in a fit of rage by her father after she refused to marry him. She is the patron saint of incest victims and childhood rape victims.




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the daughter of a seventh century Irish pagan king, was beheaded in a fit of rage by her father after she refused to marry him. She is the patron saint of incest victims and childhood rape victims.
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Don't forget to add the holy John Paul II ASAP, my son.

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Sts. Cosmas and Damian

Arab twin brothers and Christian martyrs who practiced faith healing back in the third century A.D. One of their most famous miracles was transplanting the black leg of a dead Ethiopian man onto a white man whose leg was severely ulcerated.





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a Portuguese Catholic saint who was born to a wealthy family in Lisbon, Portugal where he lived most of his life, and who died in Padua, Italy. He is buried in a chapel with his tongue in a reliquary, which is incorrupt although he is not an incorruptible. The tongue glistens and looks as if it is still alive and moist. In Uvari, in Tamil Nadu, India, the church of St. Anthony is home to an ancient wooden statue that is said to have cured the entire crew of a Portuguese ship suffering from cholera. St Anthony is said to perform many miracles daily, and Uvari is visited by pilgrims of different religions from all over South India.TamilNadu Christians have a high reverence for St. Anthony and is a popular saint there, he is lovingly called "The Miracle Saint", many miracles especially related to Finding of Lost things have been attributed to St.Anthony.


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St. Severus of Ravenna

Died c. 348. Severus was a poor weaver of Ravenna, Italy, who never dreamed that God would one day call him from his weaver's loom to rule a diocese. So it happened that when the bishopric of Ravenna fell vacant in 283 and the cathedral was filled with those who had gathered to elect a new bishop, Severus said to his wife, Vincentia, that he would visit the minister and see what was going on. She replied that he had much better remain at home and not show himself in his working clothes among the nobles and well-dressed citizens. "What harm is there in my going?" he asked. "Why, you have work to do here," she answered, "instead of gadding about sightseeing." When he persisted, she said, "Go, and may you come back with a good box on your ear," and added sarcastically: "Go, then, and get elected bishop." Severus, accustomed to her sharp tongue, set out and, entering the crowded cathedral, stood at the back, ashamed of his working clothes covered with flocks of wool. When, in the course of the service, the power of the Holy Spirit was invoked in prayer, there appeared in the cathedral a white dove that attracted the attention of the assembly, and which after flying around fluttered at the ear of the poor spinner. He beat it off, but it returned and finally came to rest upon his shoulder. Every eye was now turned in his direction, and the people, regarding it as a heavenly sign, with one accord chose him to be their bishop.


St. Ambrose of Milan

a bishop of Milan who became one of the most influential ecclesiastical figures of the 4th century. as an infant, a swarm of bees settled on his face while he lay in his cradle, leaving behind a drop of honey. His father considered this a sign of his future eloquence and honeyed tongue. At a time when the influence of Ambrose required vigorous support, he was admonished in a dream to search for, and found under the pavement of the church, the remains of two martyrs, Gervasius and Protasius. The saints, although they would have had to have been hundreds of years old, looked as if they had just died. The applause of the people was mingled with the derision of the court party.


Pope Cyril VI of Alexandria

the Pope and Patriarch of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria (10 May 1959 - 9 March 1971). Pope Cyril VI was gifted with prescience, and that he knew who was coming to see him, their needs (before they revealed them), and God's answers. For instance, it is said that he knew the time of his death. He is also said to have had the gift of bilocation. It is believed by many that countless miracles occurred and continue to occur to this day through the intercession of Pope Cyril VI.


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Amongst all these venerated artifacts I assume there are bowel movements of particular saints loving preserved over the millenia, perhaps a few kegs of holy ear wax, and maybe a gilded gourd or 2 filled with amniotic fluid?


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Amongst all these venerated artifacts I assume there are bowel movements of particular saints loving preserved over the millenia, perhaps a few kegs of holy ear wax, and maybe a gilded gourd or 2 filled with amniotic fluid?
I haven't as yet come across a reference to venerated bowel movements of saints, but at one time when the grand lama of Tibet had a bowel movement, followers scrambled to claim it for their own, as his excrement was considered so holy that they placed samples around their necks. His urine was looked at as a powerful prophylactic that fought against disease. His courtiers were known to add it into their food preparations.

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Are them lamas in Tibet like the ones in South America that spit on tourists?


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St. Isidore of Seville

wrote the first encyclopedia, is in hot contention to become the patron saint of the Internet.


St. Drogo (1105-1185)

a Flemish nobleman who was reportedly able to bilocate, maintaining his presence in two locations at once. Witnesses claimed seeing Drogo working in fields simultaneously, and going to mass every Sunday. He is the patron saint of coffee and coffeehouses, we suspect because his peculiar talent for multitasking. (He’s also the patron saint of those whom others find unspeakably repulsive, but that’s another story altogether.)


St. Anthony the Great

(251-356), an Egyptian Christian monk who lived in a tomb for some years to overcome the temptation of “boredom, laziness and the phantoms of women,” and thus is known (among other things) as the patron saint of gravediggers.


St. Lawrence of Rome

(225-258), having been martyred by being roasted alive on a gridiron, is the patron saint of cooks and tanners.


St. Nicholas

commonly associated with Santa Claus, is said to have aided the poor father of three marriageable girls who could not afford their dowries. To save them from a life of prostitution (a common fate for unmarried women in third-century Asia Minor), he dropped three sacks of gold down their father’s chimney late one night. (Sound like another St. Nick we know?) Thus, he is known as the patron saint of prostitutes.


St. Therese de Lisieux

(1873-1897), known as “The Little Flower of Jesus,” who wrote “Love proves itself by deeds, so how am I to show my love? Great deeds are forbidden me. The only way I can prove my love is by scattering flowers and these flowers are every little sacrifice, every glance and word, and the doing of the least actions for love.” She is the patron saint of flowers.


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Tell you what, instead of wasting your time copy/pasting all 10,000+ of your minor Gods, why not just link to a book. Seems that not even the Pope knows the exact number :roll eyes:

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There, now anyone who cares can go to the link and order the book. Okay?


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St. Denis

in the 3rd century, Denis was tasked with converting people throughout Gaul. In fact, he was doing such a good job of it, he really annoyed the local pagans. They were getting sick of the cool new religion on the block distracting people from their old school, human sacrificing ways, and so to stop Denis from converting any more of their followers they beheaded him. Denis just picked up his head and kept on preaching. He supposedly marched and preached a sermon for six miles before finally dropping dead. Denis is the patron saint of people suffering from headaches.



St. Simeon Stylites

In the 5th century, he made a name for himself by taking fasting too seriously. Way too seriously. To the point where he’d fall unconscious from not eating and drinking. Simeon eventually chose to spend his days on a tiny, rocky slope, where he could be free from all luxuries and devote his life to prayer. But he had a problem; people kept coming up to his slope and asking for advice, or his blessing. It got to the point where he couldn’t focus on his own studies, so he did what any good Christian would do: he climbed a giant pillar so he wouldn’t have to put up with their c*@p. He lived on a 15 metre tall pillar for no fewer than 37 years, during which he preached, wrote letters, and, well, that’s really about all you can do on top of a pillar. Unfortunately for Simeon, his insane dedication brought even more people to bug him. By the end of his run Stylites was giving advice to Emperors, he had inspired a host of imitators, and he was posthumously awarded the Guinness World Record for longest pole sit. It really is honors like that that make confining yourself to a single square metre for the majority of your life worthwhile.





St. Scholastica




Scholastica’s name is invoked to protect oneself against rainstorms and to help convulsive children (because if there’s one thing that children suffering from epilepsy need it’s the aid of a 6th century nun). So how did she earn the reputation of guarding against rainstorms? she uh, summoned one to trap her brother in her monastery so they could continue a conversation they were having. Her brother, Saint Benedict, had an abbey about five miles away, and one day he came over to her nunnery for supper. They were having a dandy chat about some religious matter, but it was getting late and Benedict wanted to go home and get in some hardcore praying before bedtime. But Scholastica was enjoying their conversation so much that she begged him to stay, and when he said no, she prayed to God. The Almighty then supposedly summoned up a storm to trap Benedict for the night.


St. Fiacre

became famous in 7th century Ireland for being a skilled healer, but he attracted so many followers that he decided the whole “teach people how to save lives” thing was an annoyance. So he moved to France, and when he arrived he asked the local bishop if he could have some land in the forest where he could live a life of solitude. The bishop told him to go nuts, promising him as much land as he could trace out with a plough in a single day. Now, if you worked really hard that would earn you a fair chunk of dirt, but Fiacre took it to the next level, using his staff to miracle up some serious landscaping changes. The story goes that he just waved his staff at the ground and the dirt was upturned, even to the point where trees that got in the way were toppled. Because apparently God really hates trees. Anyway, a woman saw him tearing up the land and got suspicious, so she told the bishop that it might be witchcraft. The bishop declared it to be the work of God instead, and Fiacre responded to this little misunderstanding by banning her from the monastery he built on his new, questionably obtained land. And all other women, forever. Oh, and they were threatened with severe bodily infirmity if they disobeyed. Fiacre is the patron saint of, uh, taxi drivers.



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