[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: List of Catholic gods

You missed two, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

Wow. For the sake of a bad joke, you just doomed yourself to an eternity in Hell. Even Jesus can't save you now:

Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation. Mark 3:28-29

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: List of Catholic gods

Karl Marx, if this is to be believed.

[HatePeace]

Re: List of Catholic gods

Actually, as summed up in the Nicene Creed, we worship one God the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, of all things that are Seen and Unseen. We worship him in three parts, God the Father, Jesus the Son, and the Holy Spirit. We worship no false gods.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: List of Catholic gods

Actually, as summed up in the Nicene Creed, we worship one God the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, of all things that are Seen and Unseen. We worship him in three parts, God the Father, Jesus the Son, and the Holy Spirit. We worship no false gods.

Ever hear the saying, "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say"? It applies here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: List of Catholic gods

I don’t know about you, but it looks more like GOO – a comment on her cooking skills.




http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/Salami...2.1002525.html

Holy Salami? Lunch Meat On A Pan Spells Out 'GOD'

SOUTHWEST MIAMI-DADE, Fla. (CBS) ―

A South Florida woman is re-examining her faith. She was in the kitchen cooking a family favorite when letters appeared on the salami in her frying pan. The letters spelled out the word "GOD."

"I had only three pieces in my skillet, and then as I was flipping it. The first letter was a G, a perfect G; and then I got the O, and I thought to myself, how cool will it be if the third letter was a D," said Simoes.

That third letter was a D, and everyone was in shock in her house.

"I can't make this up. You see it. It's there you can see burn marks," said Simoes as she pointed at the plate of sliced Salami. Nancy immediately called her friends.

"I totally believe her 100 percent," said one neighbor. "Me too," said another. For twenty years this South Florida family has fried salami as a breakfast meat. "We ended up all liking it. We just do it. No words come out. No letters. No circles. It's just fried salami," said Natasha Batista, who is the daughter of Simoes.

But whether this is a wake-up call remains to be seen.

"I am Catholic. I believe in God, but I don't practice it. I don't go to church all the time, but I do believe, I do believe there is something out there," said Simoes. Now her biggest issue is deciding how to preserve the Fried Salami.

There is always EBAY of course.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: List of Catholic gods

Who knew that papists were so degenerate as to eat "fried salami?"

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: List of Catholic gods

In their constant search for new things to worship, Catlix have found another one:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm

It may not be immediately obvious to everyone, but one family are convinced they can see the face of Jesus on the lid of a jar of Marmite.

Claire Allen, 36, said she was the first to notice the image on the underside of the lid as she was putting the yeast spread on her son's toast.

Her husband Gareth, 37, said he could not believe his eyes when he saw it.
Mr Allen, of Ystrad, Rhondda, said: "The kids are still eating it, but we kept the lid."

He explained: "Claire saw it first and called her dad to come and take a photo of it.

"When I first looked at it I wasn't sure, but when I moved it away from me it started coming out. I thought yeah, she's right - that's the image of Jesus.

Mrs Allen said her 14-year-old son Jamie had also remarked on the likeness.
She told the South Wales Echo: "Straight away Jamie said 'that looks like God', and my other boys (Robbie, four, and Tomas, 11) even said they could see a face.

"People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us.
"We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."

Yes indeed, some people will think she's nuts...