[BelieverInGod]

Sisters, it seems that the Brothers have a new rating list on what a Good wife should be. It also seems that Seth believes a score of 80 isn't good enough

So I went looking for this test online to figure out what I've been doing wrong, and I came across this little nugget of information....






Well I won't say where Seth landed, but it was a lot lower than 80, so I think I'm going to go grumble somewhere about this.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Sister, are you sure it's safe to be sharing information like this here? Don't get me wrong, this is a very interesting test, but the walls have ears, Sister. I'm scared to think of what would happen if the menfolk realized we got a hold of something like this.

Don't mind me. Really.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant

Sister, are you sure it's safe to be sharing information like this here? Don't get me wrong, this is a very interesting test, but the walls have ears, Sister. I'm scared to think of what would happen if the menfolk realized we got a hold of something like this.

Don't mind me. Really.

Sister, I understand, I did this is a spot of anger and now I'm having a bit of regret. I am hoping that Seth doesn't find this, he doesn't come into this section because he doesn't want to hear about "that women stuff" but if one of the men point it out to him I don't know what will happen.

I'm also nervous about asking a pastor to delete it. Maybe it should be left to disappear? I'm not sure what to do now.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Sister, I understand, I did this is a spot of anger and now I'm having a bit of regret. I am hoping that Seth doesn't find this, he doesn't come into this section because he doesn't want to hear about "that women stuff" but if one of the men point it out to him I don't know what will happen.

I'm also nervous about asking a pastor to delete it. Maybe it should be left to disappear? I'm not sure what to do now.

Don't worry Sister, I have an idea.

This thread is now spiritually LOCKED due to a minor internet demon infestation. Everybody, please go about your regular business.

That should do it. Let's hope it works, Sister.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant

This thread is now spiritually LOCKED due to a minor internet demon infestation. Everybody, please go about your regular business.

Don't worry, Sister, I will call a Landover Pastor to take care of this for you.

Hmm, no Pastors are on right now (I not being a Landover Pastor) . . . I'll tell Sister Thumper instead. She can tell Zeke.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Don't worry, Sister, I will call a Landover Pastor to take care of this for you.

Hmm, no Pastors are on right now (I not being a Landover Pastor) . . . I'll tell Sister Thumper instead. She can tell Zeke.

Hey, don't worry about it. It's only a thread in the womens section, it's not like it's important or anything.

[Sam Diamond]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Hey, don't worry about it. It's only a thread in the womens section, it's not like it's important or anything.

It is important that the Pastors and Seth become aware of your activities. Sister can you point out the scripture that says its OK for you (a female) to rate your husband( a man) who is clearly your better? Do you enjoy sitting? If you where my wife, you would be having a very difficult time doing so.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Sisters, please check your personal messages for times and dates for your newly scheduled appointments with the Landover pastoral committee and the Ladies of Landover. The appropriate familial menfolk have already been notified and will be in attendance for each meeting.

For the record, there is only one question to be asked when rating a husband - True Christian™ or non-Christian?

[Felicity]

I am sure the husband my father will select for me will be perfect!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Eph. 5:22-24: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

Rating one's husband is like rating Jesus .

I'll leave now, so that you ladies can talk about floor-polishing techniques or whatever.

[James Hutchins]

Ladies, I am shocked at your behavior. A man is not a piece of meat. The only persons that can rate a man is his fellow man and God. What makes you think for one second you can do this? You certainly do not have the proper mental ability to make a fair and non-judgmental opinion, now do you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Eph. 5:22-24: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

Rating one's husband is like rating Jesus .

I'll leave now, so that you ladies can talk about floor-polishing techniques or whatever.

Amen brother.

Of all the ridiculous things... A "Husband rating test."

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Well, I was going to post the MY soonish-to-be-Husband scored very high on the ratings test for the most part.

But since he thinks it's ridiculous I won't mention it.

[Brother Helge]

I scored 93, but I'm not sure if it's good or bad...

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Whoever wrote that test sure wasn't a Christian! I mean, who ever heard of a True Christian™ husband who "helped his wife with the dishes" or "consulted his wife about business matters" or "willingly prepares his own breakfast"?

And there was even a question regarding female orasms, which we all know are as mythical as Christian Democrats! Maybe whoever printed the test got the Merits and the Demerits columns confused. That's the only thing that makes sense to me.

[Sam Diamond]

I took your stupid test, its rigged for homers to score high. I got 1 point.

How can you judge me on washing dishes, that is not my job. Why should I care if a woman is satisfied sexually, if she cant keep up its not my problem.

[Rudolf Cooper]

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant

Don't worry Sister, I have an idea.

This thread is now spiritually LOCKED due to a minor internet demon infestation. Everybody, please go about your regular business.

That should do it. Let's hope it works, Sister.

It's a stupid idea lycia, specially with this stupid technique to make text dissapear, I mean, everyone knows you just have to select it to see it's blocked message.

Let's hope that Seth is as stupid as you.

By the way, why would he be angry if he saw this thread?

Doesn't he like sorts test?