General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship. |
|
Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 10,667
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-26-2016, 12:01 AM
This is the theme to Garry's show,
The opening theme to Garry's show.
This is the music that you hear
As you burn forever.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
|
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-30-2016, 03:51 PM
Patty Duke, child star, Oscar winner, advocate of mental health illnesses, called by Jesus to be tortured in Hell for all eternity!
Patty Duke stared on stage at age 12, playing known atheist and feminazi Helen Keller in the original Broadway production of "The Miracle Worker." Invited to make a movie in 1962 Patty won the Academy Award for best supporting actress. She was the youngest actress at the time to do so. She could have taken her time on stage with all the nation watching to lament the roasting torture of Helen Keller for failing to know and love Jesus appropriately, but failed. She went on to star in her own tv show, "The Patty Duke Show," forcing young men into damning themselves through the addiction of self-rape. She admitted she was insane (calling it "bipolar), but rather than reaching out to Jesus for forgiveness, she reached out to Big Pharmacy, and encouraged others to do the same. Her legacy is one of missed opportunities and failed chances.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
|
True Christian™ Entrepreneur
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 2,695
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Leviticus Landing Gated Community, Freehold IA
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-06-2016, 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Patty Duke, child star, Oscar winner, advocate of mental health illnesses, called by Jesus to be tortured in Hell for all eternity!
Patty Duke stared on stage at age 12, playing known atheist and feminazi Helen Keller in the original Broadway production of "The Miracle Worker." Invited to make a movie in 1962 Patty won the Academy Award for best supporting actress. She was the youngest actress at the time to do so. She could have taken her time on stage with all the nation watching to lament the roasting torture of Helen Keller for failing to know and love Jesus appropriately, but failed. She went on to star in her own tv show, "The Patty Duke Show," forcing young men into damning themselves through the addiction of self-rape. She admitted she was insane (calling it "bipolar), but rather than reaching out to Jesus for forgiveness, she reached out to Big Pharmacy, and encouraged others to do the same. Her legacy is one of missed opportunities and failed chances.
|
Don't forget her disgusting turn as a drug-addled floozy popping pills and washing them down with liquor in "Valley of the Dolls."
|
|
Mayor of Freehold
|
|
Posts: 12,122
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-06-2016, 12:42 PM
I sent an email to my list serve of Mayors. I told them to stop fixing one street in their cities--let it become a series of potholes. Then name it Patty Duke Avenue.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
|
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-06-2016, 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
Don't forget her disgusting turn as a drug-addled floozy popping pills and washing them down with liquor in "Valley of the Dolls."
|
I wouldn't know about that film. I don't watch, nor am I familiar with porn.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
|
The Voice of Freehold
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 82
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: I dare you to come find me
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-06-2016, 07:00 PM
Merle Haggard dead. The guy was a dope addict, plain and simple. He also married five different women, which I suppose is better than marrying five different men, but not by much. The lord struck him down with cancer and he expired on his birthday. One of his kids said he told him a week ago that he was gonna die today, which makes me think he must of had a vision from God. Imagine that. God almighty comes down from heaven and tells you when he plans to strike you dead and there's not a thing you can do about it. If that were me, I'd piss myself, just like I did last night when I fell asleep in front of the teevee. It's a damn sin to show commercials during a Bronson picture.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2016, 12:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roper Crossburn
Merle Haggard dead. The guy was a dope addict, plain and simple. He also married five different women, which I suppose is better than marrying five different men, but not by much. The lord struck him down with cancer and he expired on his birthday. One of his kids said he told him a week ago that he was gonna die today, which makes me think he must of had a vision from God. Imagine that. God almighty comes down from heaven and tells you when he plans to strike you dead and there's not a thing you can do about it. If that were me, I'd piss myself, just like I did last night when I fell asleep in front of the teevee. It's a damn sin to show commercials during a Bronson picture.
|
Not only that, but the crazy old demon was a Hillary Clinton supporter. He even wrote a song for her campaign. He also teamed up with another well-known dope addict to promote the marijuana!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2016, 03:14 AM
In case any of you doubted that Merle Haggard was being peeled alive in the pits of hell THIS story should set you right.
Quote:
Merle Haggard Leaves Estate To Bakersfield LGBT Group
Muskogee, OK — The death of the legendary Merle Haggard has stunned the country music community. Haggard died Apr. 6 at age 79. Haggard is best known for his songs, “Okie from Muskogee” and “Working Man”. He also was part of the outlaw group of Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson and Johnny Cash.
An even bigger shock came shortly after Haggard’s death when his lawyer read his important]last will and testament. Haggard left his entire estate to Interpride Enterprises, a Bakersfield, CA-based LGBT group that puts on Pride parades around the world. Many thought Haggard to be an ultra social conservative, but Haggard believed in equal rights.
The Scooper contacted Interpride and spoke to Raul Merman. We asked how they felt about the donation.
“It is absolutely wonderful,” said Raul. “We can do so much with this money. Research and helping us expand our various events. We plan on creating a Merle Haggard float for this year’s Pride parade in San Francisco on June 26th. It should really be something.”
The donation is expected to be in the millions of dollars. There has been no comment from Merle Haggard’s family.
|
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Unsaved trash, Potty-mouthed Zit-Infested Teen
|
|
Posts: 59
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: limbo
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2016, 07:54 AM
isn't satan just awesome?!
|
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2016, 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Retrovir
isn't satan just awesome?!
|
That doesn't make sense, dear.
The Hell Train has made another stop, to pick up legendary
Starting his entrtainment career at the ripe old age of 17 months, Mickey Rooney was a part of MGM's "More Stars Than There Are In Heaven" line up of Hollywood Whores who sell their souls to Satan for a few minutes of fame in the spotlight. Rooney's few minutes of fame would span 8 decades, nearly the entire movie industry. In the 1930's and 1940's, he was the highest paid actor in liberal Hollyweird. Famous for his many roles, including perfecting the all-American, mischievous-teen-but-not-in-a-threatening-way trope, he grew into a bitter old man complaining of "elder abuse." Still acting, with three movies in the works, Jesus booted his ungrateful 93 year old soul right down into the Pits of Despair, where we know he will suffer for all eternity!
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
|
Unsaved trash, Potty-mouthed Zit-Infested Teen
|
|
Posts: 59
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: limbo
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-16-2016, 08:40 AM
thats nice i shall meet him in hell and have fun with the rest of em! anyway enough about all that! You single? let's go out together somewhere! :-D <3
|
|
The Voice of Freehold
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 82
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: I dare you to come find me
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2016, 01:53 AM
Prince dead. The flu my ass. Am I saying for sure that it was AIDS, no. Is it likely, in my humble estimation? Yes it is. The guy was obviously a fag. All you had to do was take one look at him to know that. He was also one of those damn Jehosaphats, so if he did have AIDS, he might not of taken the pills on account of his beliefs. It adds up, is all I'm saying.
I actually thought some of his records were pretty good, and like a lot of jigs he had a knack for rhythm and that sort of thing, but all he sang about was filth. Perverted, pornographical crap. People that spread evil in the world like that deserve to have their balls smashed with hammers and their pricks cut down the middle with rough edged razors that snag on the skin deep in the guts of Hell, then stitched back together so the devils down there can have at em again. At least, that's the first thing that came to mind when I heard about his death. If he'd known about the real Jesus, things might of turned out different.
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 2,364
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2016, 02:15 AM
Wasn't this boy a jehovist too?
|
|
Landover Senior Outreach Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,237
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Freehold Senior Estates
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2016, 03:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roper Crossburn
Prince dead. The flu my ass. Am I saying for sure that it was AIDS, no. Is it likely, in my humble estimation? Yes it is. The guy was obviously a fag. All you had to do was take one look at him to know that.
|
Prince was the main reason I decided to be queer. In the eighties, the pro-homo agenda was just getting started, but it was powerful. Most homo-rectal intercoursing sessions began with a cassette tape of the degenerate.
"Do Me Baby" was the prevalent gay theme. Methamphetamine, poppers, Prince music? The orgy was on. Motel rooms full of dozens of queers viciously punching each other's rectums. Filthy man-seed on the ceilings and walls. It was fun when I hated God, but before I knew how Jesus sobbed every time I ejaculated inside another man's intestines.
I always felt bad after a night of fagging, but it was not really my fault.
May God and Jesus have mercy on the pervert Prince's soul. The gayness this inconsequential negro promoted deserves the thermite fires of Hell.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 565
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Where God puts me.
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2016, 04:09 AM
Brother Porter, I am moved and sobered by your testimony at the hands of Prince music, though you must remember to not blame yourself. God tests us in every way, everyday. Temptation would not really be a trick of the Devil if we are not deceived first and give credence to desire. Though hard as it may to resist a man like Prince gyrating on stage with his BBC spilling Not-So-Purple Rain onto his followers, we must remember that Jesus is the Truth in the end, and is the true rock we need.
|
|
Forum Member, possibly Irish
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 209
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Lynchburg, Virginia USA
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2016, 02:49 PM
Chugga-chugga-chugga CHOO CHOOOOO!!! 🚂
The tranny, lesbo, he-she, drug-addled prostitute whore wrassler Chyna (a Communist as well?) has "bit the big one" and is now roasting in the eternal fires of Hell.
http://bit.ly/ChynaDead
Praise Jesus!
|
|
South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-24-2016, 03:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roper Crossburn
Prince dead. The flu my ass. Am I saying for sure that it was AIDS, no. Is it likely, in my humble estimation? Yes it is. The guy was obviously a fag. All you had to do was take one look at him to know that. He was also one of those damn Jehosaphats, so if he did have AIDS, he might not of taken the pills on account of his beliefs. It adds up, is all I'm saying.
I actually thought some of his records were pretty good, and like a lot of jigs he had a knack for rhythm and that sort of thing, but all he sang about was filth. Perverted, pornographical crap. People that spread evil in the world like that deserve to have their balls smashed with hammers and their pricks cut down the middle with rough edged razors that snag on the skin deep in the guts of Hell, then stitched back together so the devils down there can have at em again. At least, that's the first thing that came to mind when I heard about his death. If he'd known about the real Jesus, things might of turned out different.
|
I must say, I'm a bit confused about these news, everybody keeps saying "prince" without specifying which prince is the one who died - is that the old one (the one who traded Princess Diana for that old ugly woman), the bold one, or one of the baby ones that Kate woman keeps to spew from her womb?
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 63
Join Date: Apr 2016
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-24-2016, 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
I must say, I'm a bit confused about these news, everybody keeps saying "prince" without specifying which prince is the one who died - is that the old one (the one who traded Princess Diana for that old ugly woman), the bold one, or one of the baby ones that Kate woman keeps to spew from her womb?
|
This "Prince" was a singer correct? Really his tittle could mean he is the Prince of fagots for all we know. All you have to do is take a good look at him, and you know he is.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
|
|
Pastor of Praise and Worship A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 3,891
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Being led by the Spirit.
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-15-2016, 02:35 PM
Put your hand down on the tracks. Can you feel the hell train coming?
Looks like there may be room for one Anthony Kiedis in 1st class?
Quote:
Red Hot Chili Peppers' Anthony Kiedis Hospitalized, Band Cancels KROQ Weenie Roast Headlining Slot
The singer was suffering from extreme stomach pain.
Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis was sent to an area hospital hours before a headlining slot at KROQ's annual Weenie Roast on May 14. Flea made the announcement from the stage at Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre and apologized on behalf of the band telling the crowd at the 16,000-capacity venue that they were "devastated."
According to a rep for the Los Angeles radio station, Kiedis was taken from the venue in an ambulance suffering from extreme stomach pain. The exact nature of the problem is unknown at this time.
|
http://www.billboard.com/articles/ne...q-weenie-roast
Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.
Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com
|
|
The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
|
|
Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-15-2016, 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
|
That's what happens when homos go to weenie roasts. They end up in !
|
Tags
|
andrew wyeth, billy powell, bishop earl paulk, bob may, brooke shields, bush sr., dan seals, farah fawcett, george bush sr., infernal inferno, jack wrangler, junior seau, l’aquila, maurice jarre, nicholas hughes, patrick mcgoohan, patrick swayze, pedro 'cuban pete' aguilar, penor rinpoche, philip josé farmer, ricardo mantalbanm, richard aoki, shane mcconkey, sinners killed, susanna foster, walter cronkite, willem de looper |
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|