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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-03-2011, 07:07 AM

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THINK ABOUT THAT next time you are feeling randy and want to molest yourself.

For 30 seconds of pleasure you will spend an ETERNITY in HELL. If you are a male (as most masturbators are) All the the souls in the sperm you spilled will ALSO SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL. Yes, that is right! All your unborn sperms souls go to HELL too!
Is this really true miss Johnson ?
If someone does 30 seconds of pleasure, he will go to hell ?


Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-03-2011, 07:15 AM

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Is this really true miss Johnson ? If someone does 30 seconds of pleasure, he will go to hell ?
Yes. Unless later on they repent, beg Jesus for forgiveness and they catch Jesus in a good mood.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-11-2011, 09:37 PM

After i read this thread i am NEVER masturbate ever AGAIN!!
But please tell me how i can repent for sins someone!!!
I want to be a True Christian!!!!
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After i read this thread i am NEVER masturbate ever AGAIN!! But please tell me how i can repent for sins someone!!! I want to be a True Christian!!!!
Your first step should be Bible Study. Lots and lots of Bible Study. And them some more Bible Study. Did I mention Bible Study?


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-24-2011, 11:35 PM

Can someone help me ? I have a question about some bible scriptures.

The Bible sais in 1stJohn 5,16-17:
"If any man see his brother sin a sin which is not unto death, he shall ask, and he shall give him life for them that sin not unto death. There is a sin unto death: I do not say that he shall pray for it.
All unrighteousness is sin: and there is a sin not unto death. "

and we already know from Matthew 5,28 that masturbation and lust = adultery.

Leviticus 20,10: " And the man that committeth adultery with another man"s wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour"s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death."

My questions are:
1. These verses mean, if I die while I'm in lustful thoughts, I go to Hell ? Because it is same as adultery.

2. If I had lustful thought in the past, is there any way to avoid the Hell ?


Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-25-2011, 12:12 AM

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Can someone help me ? I have a question about some bible scriptures.


[/B]My questions are:
1. These verses mean, if I die while I'm in lustful thoughts, I go to Hell ? Because it is same as adultery.
Yes.

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2. If I had lustful thought in the past, is there any way to avoid the Hell ?
Repent.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-29-2011, 09:14 PM

I need a wife immediatly.

" I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn. " (1stCor 7,8-9)

I would do anything if I can get marry from your church.
What should I do ?


Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-30-2011, 01:57 AM

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I need a wife immediatly.

" I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn. " (1stCor 7,8-9)

I would do anything if I can get marry from your church.
What should I do ?
No True Christian™ father would sell their daughter to you, gypsy! Better take a different path.

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Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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No True Christian™ father would sell their daughter to you, gypsy! Better take a different path.
Nem vagyok cigány, maga bunkó.
Tanuljon meg egy kis tiszteletet.
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Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Nem vagyok cigány, maga bunkó.
Tanuljon meg egy kis tiszteletet.
Komolyan mondom a maga fajták miatt szidják sokan Istent.
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Of course you're a gypsy, you retard: you're even SPEAKING gypsy.



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Nem vagyok cigány!
Ha nem tudsz rendesen beszélni, akkor maradj csöndben!

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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-30-2011, 10:15 PM

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Nem vagyok cigány!
Ha nem tudsz rendesen beszélni, akkor maradj csöndben!...
Trasnslation from Gypsy Hungarian, courtesy of Google:

"I am not a gypsy!
If you are unable to speak, you be quiet!"

Uh, it'd be hard to do otherwise.


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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-30-2011, 10:18 PM

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Nem vagyok cigány!
Ha nem tudsz rendesen beszélni, akkor maradj csöndben!

This is
nice hungarian language. Use dictionary
Please do not waste God's Holy Bandwidth with oxymorons, gypsy.



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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-30-2011, 10:23 PM

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Trasnslation from Gypsy Hungarian, courtesy of Google:

"I am not a gypsy!
If you are unable to speak, you be quiet!"

Uh, it'd be hard to do otherwise.
You forgot to translate the word " rendesen ".

...

And. HEY. I got infraction 50 points: " Reason: Spewing Voodoo Gibberish On God's Forum"

Do you have brain ?? I said, this is Hungarian language. The most beautiful language in the world.

Ezt tolmácsoljátok le:
Néha olyan sötétek tudtok lenni, mint egy kupac virágföld
Ne is haragudjatok, de ez az igazság.
Ugyanakkor szomorú is vagyok miattatok, mert néhány hitetlen ember azt hiheti rólatok, hogy ti keresztények vagytok, és emiatt rossz kép alakul ki bennük Istenről.
Szégyent hoztok az egész újjászületett Egyházra.

Csak annyit kérek tőletek, próbáljatok kicsit elcsendesedni, és gondoljátok át a hitéleteteket. Mert így ebben az állapotban csak sajnálni tudlak titeket.


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13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-30-2011, 10:43 PM

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You forgot to translate the word " rendesen "...
Blame Google, not me.

If you don't speak English here, you risk being even more misunderstood because those of us not fluent in Gypsy have to rely on automatic translators.


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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 07-30-2011, 11:06 PM

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you NOW in Christ's name!!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen


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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 08-02-2011, 11:09 AM

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No True Christian™ father would sell their daughter to you, gypsy! Better take a different path.
Dear Pastor Ezekiel

Are you sure, the Eunuch life is my way ?
Do you think I am able to live without wife and children ?
Marriage is really forbidden to me ?


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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 08-02-2011, 11:27 AM

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...I said, this is Hungarian language. The most beautiful language in the world.

Ezt tolmácsoljátok le:
Néha olyan sötétek tudtok lenni, mint egy kupac virágföld
Ne is haragudjatok, de ez az igazság.
Ugyanakkor szomorú is vagyok miattatok, mert néhány hitetlen ember azt hiheti rólatok, hogy ti keresztények vagytok, és emiatt rossz kép alakul ki bennük Istenről.
Szégyent hoztok az egész újjászületett Egyházra.
Ignorant, do you know what the most beautiful language really is? The divine KJV.1611 version of English, hands down! Your gypsy crap sounds like a bunch of colonic demons prattling thru someone’s backdoor.

Cut down the goulash!

YiC

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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL? - 08-03-2011, 06:23 PM

Pls, sorry for repeating myself, but I'm not sure that Pastor Ezekiel read my post above.

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No True Christian™ father would sell their daughter to you, gypsy! Better take a different path.

Dear Pastor Ezekiel

Are you sure, the Eunuch life is my way ?
Do you think I am able to live without wife and children ?
Marriage is really forbidden to me ?


Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
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