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Default Taxachusetts has a True Christian™! - 11-24-2006, 07:00 PM

Praise Jesus! It appears that we have another True Christian™ living in the forgotten state of Massachusetts!

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/sto...006&TextPage=1


This gives me hope that perhaps not all is lost for Massachusetts! Perhaps more True Christians™ will join in in this Holy Crusade for Jesus™!


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Default Re: Taxachusetts has a True Christian™! - 11-25-2006, 12:09 AM

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Praise Jesus! It appears that we have another True Christian™ living in the forgotten state of Massachusetts!
http://timesunion.com/AspStories/sto...006&TextPage=1
This gives me hope that perhaps not all is lost for Massachusetts! Perhaps more True Christians™ will join in in this Holy Crusade for Jesus™!
Sadly, we don't have a member named Caleb Uriah Lussier here at God's favorite church. But I will discuss the possibility of giving Caleb an honorary certificate of eternal salvation. I certainly admire the young man's decision to save the Bibles, eventhough I have always been under the impression that episcopalians use Big Chief pads as Bibles.


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Default Re: Taxachusetts has a True Christian™! - 11-25-2006, 03:23 AM

"He didn't think they were following the Bible the way they thought they should," Cleveland said. "He holds to the principle, but he said he went about it in the wrong way."

Well now there be lots of churches today that is followin FALSE DOCTRINES bein spouted by the mouths of FALSE TEACHERS and LYING PROPHETS. Now we all knows bout the Episscopal Church don't we? Livin in a snake pit of SIN when it comes to women priests and that homersexual bishop of theirs!! They is one of the most LIE-beral churches on earth.

Now I don't thinks this young man went bout things in the rit way but he did get his point across I is sure. I thinks we is goin to see more of this sorts of thing in these LAST DAYS cuz people is TIRED of all the FALSE DOCTRINE and APOSTATE TEACHERS today. People who knows what the BIBLE says knows that many churches today are preaching a FALSE GOSPEL!! They ain't STUPID!!

I be prayin for this young man and I also be praying for the Episscopalans cuz they is LOST in a SNAKE PIT OF SIN. I be praying that the HOLY SPIRIT points them back in the rit direction cuz they is LOST for sure! I bouts had a heart attack when they ordained their first woman priest. And I did have a heart attack when they named a SODOMITE to be a bishop in their church! It be a cryin SHAME that Christian Churches today are Christian Churches in NAME ONLY but NOT in practice or in BIBLICAL DOCTRINES!

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Default Re: Taxachusetts has a True Christian™! - 11-25-2006, 09:43 PM

That isn't enough to keep Jesus from destroying that state eventually. They have queer "marriage" and gun bans and imminent domain and all sorts of other nasty things that piss Christ off. The Liberal overload in Taxachussettes is disgusting. It's actually worse than Commiefornia because all the Libs on the East Coast are excessively rich and should know better. They can't even claim drugs as an excuse like the Commiefornians can. Take the dastardly hippy John Kerry who married a rich woman in an unprecidented role reversal marriage where he actually adopted the womans role as a gold digger. This is after he lied to Congress about our Godly military in 1971, proving himself as not only a cowardly hippy but as a seditionist cretin unworthy of veteran status. Now he's a Senator alongside the horrible Great Northern Whale Ted"What intern?" Kennedy. Keep in mind Ted has $400 million in offshore accounts while remaining a loathesome Irish Catholic and condemning the wealthy here at home, appalling indeed.
Jesus hates that state and He will certainly bring it crashing down. It's only a matter of time so that solitary decent person in this article should definately move before he's killed in the crossfire.


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Default Re: Taxachusetts has a True Christian™! - 11-30-2006, 01:53 AM

John Kerry! He's a he-she girlie man without any gutts at all and besides that he's a TRAITOR and SINNER! And Kennedy...all that SINNER can do is drink and play with harlot women from the PIT!!
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