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Default Lesbo Shames U.S. Open?!?! - 09-07-2014, 08:05 PM
Happy Sunday, everyone! Other than Easter, this is one of my favorite ones of the year. The NFL came out in full force today!

So I go to ESPN to check the box scores of the current games (I have a good feeling about my parlay card this weekend), and what do I see?!?!

http://espn.go.com/tennis/usopen14/s...ova-big-screen

NEW YORK -- "Tennis great Martina Navratilova proposed to her girlfriend on the big screen of Arthur Ashe Stadium between the US Open men's semifinals.

Navratilova popped the question to Julia Lemigova in the Tennis Channel suite Saturday, drawing a loud cheer from the crowd..." blah, blah, blah. You can read the rest of the article if you can stand it.

I honestly almost dropped my mug! I thought Martin A. Navratilova was a guy.

Why do these folks continuously laugh in the face of God and His plan? Obviously, if God wanted 'Martina' to marry a woman, He would have given 'Martina' the necessary hardware to impregnate one!

Romans 9:20 "Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?"

I'm going back to the fridge.
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"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: Lesbo Shames U.S. Open?!?! - 09-07-2014, 11:21 PM
Wasn't there questions concerning his/her sex early on in his/her career? I am pretty sure this is some ongoing publicity stunt to keep his name in the public eye.

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Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Default Re: Lesbo Shames U.S. Open?!?! - 09-08-2014, 01:38 AM
My third son Elli watched this perverted display on a friend's TV (we don't have TV in our home: it's a Demon Box!). He was so traumatized by the disgusting actions he kept quoting Matthew 18:9 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire."

Then at dinner fearing that his simply witnessing these two lesbos defecating on the Baby Jesus in His manger stood and gouged his eyes out during dessert. My other son's were naturally jealous of Elli's devotion to scripture but my wife was shaken up.

Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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