[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Humongous

I passed

Yea, with unsaved trash under your name?

[Johansen]

Despite having "unsaved trash" under my name, I passed the test.
The Lord's mercy is indeed boundless!

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Originally Posted by Johansen

Despite having "unsaved trash" under my name, I passed the test.
The Lord's mercy is indeed boundless!

Well, it seems to me that Jesus still regards you as "unsaved trash". You still have a long way ahead of you, friend, and I'm afraid that cheating on a test right before the Lord's eyes is not going to Save your soul from eternal torment.

[Johansen]

Well if he does regard me as that, then I am not yet worthy, obviously.

[slixor]

After close examination of the questions, I agree with them all. The Bible is entirely factual and everything inside of it is true, anyone who thinks otherwise has a ticket to hell in the mail.

[DMDGhost]

Wow you are all horrible, horrible people, let me lay some truth on you, i may be a giant troll, but i've read the bible and study Joshua's (that is his real name, Jesus is the Greek version) teachings, what you are advocating on this site goes against all of it, you take the gospel out of context and you mis quote and you twist the words. Joshua taught non-violence and equality towards all. "Judge not lest ye be judged yourselves," is how the quote goes. You are not supposed to hate or persecute because some is black, or brown or female or gay, that's not what the bible taught, that's not what Joshua had envisioned for our world. You are all just horrible, horrible people and should not be allowed to do something like this, but you have that right and i can't stop you from exercising it.

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by DMDGhost

you mis quote

Show us where we have not used words of KJV when quoting scripture.

[Sweetgirl]

I´m going to Heaven!!!

Does that mean I´m True Christian???

YiC
Cristina

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Sweetgirl

I´m going to Heaven!!!

Does that mean I´m True Christian???

YiC
Cristina

Let's see...

Sweetgirl
Unsaved trash


No.

[Humongous]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Yea, with unsaved trash under your name?

well, i feel like a passed now, Good Reverend

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Humongous

well, i feel like a passed now, Good Reverend

What did you pass? Certainly not a fast food joint.

Just kidding.

I have been very impressed by your personality. Now would you please get off me?

[ChickYouTiedToAStake]

I took the quiz and my score was 6.

Thank, God!!

If Heaven is going to be inhabited by people like you who think murder and hate is an appropriate way to deal with things , then I will gladly sit in Hell and sip tea with all the good people in the world.

And, also, it's nice to know that you are infallible and that, when Final Judgement comes, they can just skip all the trials and reading from the book of our works, because....well, apparently they can just refer people to your test. You know, since it's 100% accurate and all.


Call me crazy, but I'd just rather have love than hate

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by ChickYouTiedToAStake

I took the quiz and my score was 6.

Thank, God!!

If Heaven is going to be inhabited by people like you who think murder and hate is an appropriate way to deal with things , then I will gladly sit in Hell and sip tea with all the good people in the world.

And, also, it's nice to know that you are infallible and that, when Final Judgement comes, they can just skip all the trials and reading from the book of our works, because....well, apparently they can just refer people to your test. You know, since it's 100% accurate and all.


Call me crazy, but I'd just rather have love than hate

If some one you love is running into a radioactive building where they will die in agony over the cause of many days and all you have to do to save them is to point out what will happen is it love to let them?

Or is it love to point out exactly what will happen to them so they come to their senses?

Because that is what Hell is. Except with fire, not radioactivity.

Think on

YIC

[ChickYouTiedToAStake]

Originally Posted by DMDGhost

Wow you are all horrible, horrible people, let me lay some truth on you, i may be a giant troll, but i've read the bible and study Joshua's (that is his real name, Jesus is the Greek version) teachings, what you are advocating on this site goes against all of it, you take the gospel out of context and you mis quote and you twist the words. Joshua taught non-violence and equality towards all. "Judge not lest ye be judged yourselves," is how the quote goes. You are not supposed to hate or persecute because some is black, or brown or female or gay, that's not what the bible taught, that's not what Joshua had envisioned for our world. You are all just horrible, horrible people and should not be allowed to do something like this, but you have that right and i can't stop you from exercising it.

I like you <3

[Namelessdemon]

Got 5 points!! I might burn in hell forever, but atleast I am surrounded by open-minded, nice and fun loving people and be surrounded by loove~. ^-^

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by ChickYouTiedToAStake

I took the quiz and my score was 6.

Thank, God!!

If Heaven is going to be inhabited by people like you who think murder and hate is an appropriate way to deal with things , then I will gladly sit in Hell and sip tea with all the good people in the world.

Originally Posted by Namelessdemon

Got 5 points!! I might burn in hell forever, but atleast I am surrounded by open-minded, nice and fun loving people and be surrounded by loove~. ^-^

I see both of you have been watching Little Nicky and think Hell will be one big underground party.

Maybe you should try reading Revelation 20 and 21.

Hell is not a big cave that happens to be a bit warm, where Satan punishes people sent that way by God. That's Hades, from Greco-Roman mythology.

Hell is nothing but God's Lake of Fire. You will be resurrected at Judgment into a perfect, immortal body, then cast into God's Lake of Fire to be burned alive forever, with no possibility of escape, or even of death.

Still sound like fun?

[GreenSloth7]

@CrankyOldMan
I've seen enough over the years to know that you're judgement means nothing because you are not righteous, nor are you even fair about you're judgement. Heck, you called Minecraft, a game about building blocks, satanic. You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by GreenSloth7

@CrankyOldMan
I've seen enough over the years to know that you're judgement means nothing because you are not righteous, nor are you even fair about you're judgement. Heck, you called Minecraft, a game about building blocks, satanic. You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.

Dear God mocking retard,

This is not some video game forum for self-abusing zit-faced teens. This is a PRIVATE CHRISTIAN FORUM. Behave yourself while you are our guest.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by GreenSloth7

@CrankyOldMan
I've seen enough over the years to know that you're judgement means nothing because you are not righteous, nor are you even fair about you're judgement. You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.

Huh!? Did your tallywhacker accidentally hit the reply button while you were masturbating? If you would have bothered to make the Quiz Rev. Jim Osborne posted at the start of this thread, you could have learned how to avoid the fires of Hell. Hint: you need to make a few changes for that...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by GreenSloth7

You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.

Since you are an atheist, you have no valid Biblical reason to wish the destruction of sodomites and Christ-killers. So, shall we simply assume you're a closed-minded bigot?