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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
05-28-2011, 07:47 AM
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I passed
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Yea, with unsaved trash under your name?
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
06-03-2011, 01:37 PM
Despite having "unsaved trash" under my name, I passed the test.
The Lord's mercy is indeed boundless!
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
06-03-2011, 03:17 PM
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Despite having "unsaved trash" under my name, I passed the test.
The Lord's mercy is indeed boundless!
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Well, it seems to me that Jesus still regards you as "unsaved trash". You still have a long way ahead of you, friend, and I'm afraid that cheating on a test right before the Lord's eyes is not going to Save your soul from eternal torment.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
06-03-2011, 04:45 PM
Well if he does regard me as that, then I am not yet worthy, obviously.
"Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ’s sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong." 2 Corinthians 12:10
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
06-04-2011, 12:07 AM
After close examination of the questions, I agree with them all. The Bible is entirely factual and everything inside of it is true, anyone who thinks otherwise has a ticket to hell in the mail.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
06-06-2011, 02:21 PM
Wow you are all horrible, horrible people, let me lay some truth on you, i may be a giant troll, but i've read the bible and study Joshua's (that is his real name, Jesus is the Greek version) teachings, what you are advocating on this site goes against all of it, you take the gospel out of context and you mis quote and you twist the words. Joshua taught non-violence and equality towards all. "Judge not lest ye be judged yourselves," is how the quote goes. You are not supposed to hate or persecute because some is black, or brown or female or gay, that's not what the bible taught, that's not what Joshua had envisioned for our world. You are all just horrible, horrible people and should not be allowed to do something like this, but you have that right and i can't stop you from exercising it.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
06-06-2011, 03:59 PM
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you mis quote
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
06-15-2011, 08:16 PM
I´m going to Heaven!!!
Does that mean I´m True Christian???
YiC
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
06-16-2011, 01:48 AM
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I´m going to Heaven!!!
Does that mean I´m True Christian???
YiC
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Let's see...
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
06-16-2011, 06:21 PM
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Yea, with unsaved trash under your name?
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well, i feel like a passed now, Good Reverend
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
06-17-2011, 12:31 AM
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well, i feel like a passed now, Good Reverend
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What did you pass? Certainly not a fast food joint.
Just kidding.
I have been very impressed by your personality. Now would you please get off me?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
05-10-2012, 09:55 AM
I took the quiz and my score was 6.
Thank, God!!
If Heaven is going to be inhabited by people like you who think murder and hate is an appropriate way to deal with things , then I will gladly sit in Hell and sip tea with all the good people in the world.
And, also, it's nice to know that you are infallible and that, when Final Judgement comes, they can just skip all the trials and reading from the book of our works, because....well, apparently they can just refer people to your test. You know, since it's 100% accurate and all.
Call me crazy, but I'd just rather have love than hate
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
05-10-2012, 10:01 AM
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I took the quiz and my score was 6.
Thank, God!!
If Heaven is going to be inhabited by people like you who think murder and hate is an appropriate way to deal with things , then I will gladly sit in Hell and sip tea with all the good people in the world.
And, also, it's nice to know that you are infallible and that, when Final Judgement comes, they can just skip all the trials and reading from the book of our works, because....well, apparently they can just refer people to your test. You know, since it's 100% accurate and all.
Call me crazy, but I'd just rather have love than hate
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If some one you love is running into a radioactive building where they will die in agony over the cause of many days and all you have to do to save them is to point out what will happen is it love to let them?
Or is it love to point out exactly what will happen to them so they come to their senses?
Because that is what Hell is. Except with fire, not radioactivity.
Think on
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
05-10-2012, 10:05 AM
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Wow you are all horrible, horrible people, let me lay some truth on you, i may be a giant troll, but i've read the bible and study Joshua's (that is his real name, Jesus is the Greek version) teachings, what you are advocating on this site goes against all of it, you take the gospel out of context and you mis quote and you twist the words. Joshua taught non-violence and equality towards all. "Judge not lest ye be judged yourselves," is how the quote goes. You are not supposed to hate or persecute because some is black, or brown or female or gay, that's not what the bible taught, that's not what Joshua had envisioned for our world. You are all just horrible, horrible people and should not be allowed to do something like this, but you have that right and i can't stop you from exercising it.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
05-10-2012, 08:01 PM
Got 5 points!! I might burn in hell forever, but atleast I am surrounded by open-minded, nice and fun loving people and be surrounded by loove~. ^-^
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
05-10-2012, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ChickYouTiedToAStake
I took the quiz and my score was 6.
Thank, God!!
If Heaven is going to be inhabited by people like you who think murder and hate is an appropriate way to deal with things , then I will gladly sit in Hell and sip tea with all the good people in the world.
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Got 5 points!! I might burn in hell forever, but atleast I am surrounded by open-minded, nice and fun loving people and be surrounded by loove~. ^-^
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I see both of you have been watching Little Nicky and think Hell will be one big underground party.
Maybe you should try reading Revelation 20 and 21.
Hell is not a big cave that happens to be a bit warm, where Satan punishes people sent that way by God. That's Hades, from Greco-Roman mythology.
Hell is nothing but God's Lake of Fire. You will be resurrected at Judgment into a perfect, immortal body, then cast into God's Lake of Fire to be burned alive forever, with no possibility of escape, or even of death.
Still sound like fun?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
08-26-2012, 11:28 PM
@CrankyOldMan
I've seen enough over the years to know that you're judgement means nothing because you are not righteous, nor are you even fair about you're judgement. Heck, you called Minecraft, a game about building blocks, satanic. You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
08-26-2012, 11:32 PM
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@CrankyOldMan
I've seen enough over the years to know that you're judgement means nothing because you are not righteous, nor are you even fair about you're judgement. Heck, you called Minecraft, a game about building blocks, satanic. You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.
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Dear God mocking retard,
This is not some video game forum for self-abusing zit-faced teens. This is a PRIVATE CHRISTIAN FORUM. Behave yourself while you are our guest.
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
08-26-2012, 11:55 PM
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@CrankyOldMan
I've seen enough over the years to know that you're judgement means nothing because you are not righteous, nor are you even fair about you're judgement. You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.
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Huh!? Did your tallywhacker accidentally hit the reply button while you were masturbating? If you would have bothered to make the Quiz Rev. Jim Osborne posted at the start of this thread, you could have learned how to avoid the fires of Hell. Hint: you need to make a few changes for that...
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever -
08-27-2012, 12:46 AM
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You are nothing more than a blind old man who thinks thou art righteous, when in fact you stand small with the fags and Jews.
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Since you are an atheist, you have no valid Biblical reason to wish the destruction of sodomites and Christ-killers. So, shall we simply assume you're a closed-minded bigot?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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