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Default False Christians assault White House in sidewalk sex orgy - 03-17-2007, 05:48 PM

This is easily the most disgusting news I've read in a long time. Just yesterday, a Satan-worshiping cult of False Christians encircled the White House and commenced to enact their dirty, sex-drenched rituals on the sidewalk. Screaming, in the guttural way that comes quite naturally to them, that they'd continue their public fornication in Christ's name until Congress and the President ended the war in Iraq. I'm pleased to say the DC police bludgeoned these miscreants and perhaps succeeded in killing a few. Read about it here:

http://www.evangelicalright.com/2007...white_hou.html


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Default Re: False Christians assault White House in sidewalk sex orgy - 03-17-2007, 07:09 PM

The link provided, nor the domain evangelicalright.com will successfully load on my computer. I hope it is because Jesus has decided to remove such a crass display from the internet.
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Default Re: False Christians assault White House in sidewalk sex orgy - 03-17-2007, 07:15 PM

No such luck, I'm afraid, I unfortunatly got the link loud and clear. The government may have fined these snake-kissers one hundred earthly dollars, but the Good Lord will fine them their immortal souls for defying out president like this!


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Default Re: False Christians assault White House in sidewalk sex orgy - 03-18-2007, 12:47 AM

The link works for me once I F5, Brother O'Hanley.
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Default Re: False Christians assault White House in sidewalk sex orgy - 03-18-2007, 11:08 AM

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This is easily the most disgusting news I've read in a long time. Just yesterday, a Satan-worshiping cult of False Christians encircled the White House and commenced to enact their dirty, sex-drenched rituals on the sidewalk. Screaming, in the guttural way that comes quite naturally to them, that they'd continue their public fornication in Christ's name until Congress and the President ended the war in Iraq. I'm pleased to say the DC police bludgeoned these miscreants and perhaps succeeded in killing a few. Read about it here:

http://www.evangelicalright.com/2007...white_hou.html
Wow, you must need to really *read between the lines* to get the whole sex and screaming side of the story.



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Default Re: False Christians assault White House in sidewalk sex orgy - 03-18-2007, 05:47 PM

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Wow, you must need to really *read between the lines* to get the whole sex and screaming side of the story.
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