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Thumbs up What I like about the Wiccan Cult! - 02-14-2015, 04:41 AM

Remember back in the old days when one had to coax a confession from a witch by the sweat of one's brow and a pair of iron pincers heated to a dull cherry-red?

Far be it from me to knock time tested and Christ approved methods...the Lord knows I am a sucker for Iron Boots and Judas' Cradles!...but as entertaining as these techniques are for a True Christian™ interrogator, they are time consuming and sadly run afoul of secular law.

Here's the good news:

Today, modern witches are so comfortable in their sin and so sure of their right to worship the devil under the 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, that they will freely admit to anyone who asks that they fornicate with satan in the form of a goat and that they suckle legions of imps at their breasts. They will often even confess this information unbidden!

They practically shout at us, "Here I am! Yoo-hoo! Over here!! Tie me to a stake and set me on fire!". Exodus 22:18

Same thing with modern sodomites. "Hey guys! Check out my prolapsed anus! Why don't you crush my skull with a stone!".Leviticus 20:13

The hated-by-Christ are shamelessly and aggressively promoting their own deviancy, blissfully unaware that after King Jeb's coronation in 2016 there will be nowhere to run...nowhere to hide!

In the meantime, I'll be taking down names and numbers!
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