The cathylicks can certainly breathe a sigh of relief, she's becoming Islam's problem. If there was anyone that would look good in a burka, it's Catholic-born Lindsay ("LiLo") Lohan. After years of a life of decadence and sin, she is becoming quite emaciated - and her appearance in the Hellywood celebrity media is something that not only offends Jesus, but every True Christian™.
Explaining how you get from being a cathylick to a mooselimb that honors a sixth century camel jockey, cutthroat, rapist, and pedophile is anyone's guess - but rapist and pedophile is meeting them halfway. This could be a blessing in disguise, as Obama doesn't appear to be interested in wiping out ISIS. Perhaps LiLo will join an ISIS harem and we can use germ warfare to wipe them out with STD's.
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'I'm a very spiritual person': Lindsay Lohan confirms she's considering converting to Islam... but hasn't finished reading the Koran
By Kate Thomas for MailOnline
Published: 19:28 EST, 19 April 2016 | Updated: 03:16 EST, 20 April 2016
She caused a stir when she was pictured carrying a copy of the Koran on the first day of community service in New York last summer.
And Lindsay Lohan has finally spoken out about her newfound love of Islam, revealing she has been studying the religion to satisfy her intellectual curiosity and spiritual nature.
The 29-year-old star told The Sun newspaper: 'I'm a very spiritual person and I'm really open to learning.
Catholic-born Lindsay - who revealed that her younger sister Ali was also exploring her spiritual side and had converted to Buddhism - has yet to finish reading the lengthy holy text, however.
'Do you know how long that would take?', she exclaimed.
Should Lindsay convert to Islam, she would join a host of famous faces including Mike Tyson and Janet Jackson who have followed the same path.
The Mean Girls actress also explained how she practices a form of meditation called tapping, which involves tuning out to send calming signals to the brain.
This is far from the first time Lindsay has shown an interest in other religions.
During the height of her fame as a teen star, she wore a Kabbalah red string bracelet, which wards off misfortune brought about by the 'evil eye'.
She was also rumored to be attending Kabbalah classes, and in 2012 she reportedly joined Courtney Love's Buddhist chanting group.
Lindsay previously described herself as a 'very spiritual person' in a docu-series with Oprah Winfrey.
'I'm a very spiritual person and I've become more spiritual as time has gone on,' she told the talk show host.
'I'm really in touch, whether it's prayer or meditation... there are so many powers greater than me in the world. I've been blessed and lucky enough to have been given a gift to share with other people.'
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