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Suggestions for renamings after Donald Trump assumes office -
03-23-2016, 09:01 PM
On January 20th, in the year of our Lord 2017, Donald J. Trump will be sworn as the President of the United States of America. As he will make America great again, this also requires some major changes in our society. One of them should be a carefully planned renaming of public entities to be in line with the new America, Trump's America.
As we all know, he puts his name on basically anything. Trump Tower, Trump Hotel, Trump University, Trump Vodka etc. So here are my suggestions for some changes.
- Washington, D.C. Donald Trump will be like the new founding father, it should be renamed simply as Trump, D.C
- The White House. While Donald Trump and his family certainly is white, unlike the current occupants, why should it have any other name than The Trump House (much like Trump Tower) as the Donald declares himself as President for life and that it from on then is only people in the Trump bloodline will inherit the role as President for life.
- All villages, towns, cities, municipalities, even unincorporated areas, should have at least one Trump Road,Trump Street, Trump Boulevard or Trump Avenue
- The State of Washington. Who would want the most filthy and lieberal state of them all to carry the name of the Godliest man in the world, Donald Trump? My suggestion is that the State of Washington should simply be renamed as the State of Satan until they give up their sinful ways, only then should they be allowed to carry the Trump title in their state name.
- The state universities. While renaming them all to Trump University might sound appealing, it would also spawn quite alot of confusion. So my suggestion is that they should be renamed as the Trump University of Texas, the Trump University of Iowa, the Trump University of Florida etc.
Any other suggestions?
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True Christian™
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Re: Suggestions for renamings after Donald Trump assumes office -
03-23-2016, 09:24 PM
And should our next Great Leader really be forced to live on a street called Pennsylvania Avenue, named after the Godless state of Pennsylvania? My suggestion would be something Godlier, like Mississippi Avenue or Freehold Avenue
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Suggestions for renamings after Donald Trump assumes office -
03-23-2016, 10:17 PM
Maybe you could replace that awful Statue of Liberty with something modelled after this True American™:
And the plaque on the base could read: "Keep your tired, your poor, your swarthy heathen asses yearning to breathe free the **** where they came from because WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE because no immigrant ever contributed anything to this once-great country".
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Suggestions for renamings after Donald Trump assumes office -
03-25-2016, 04:46 AM
I have been assure that JFK airport in Joo York City will be renamed "Pastor Ezekiel Flint International True Christian™ Airport."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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