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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-02-2010, 04:51 PM

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Again!! How often have I told you Americans that I LOVE JESUS. Then you must see, that him, his father and the holy spirit that are all the same is my God.
Good, I am very relieved to hear that. Indeed, the God of the Old Testament and JESUS are one in the same. Glory!

Here Jesus shows Himself to be truly His Father's Son ... actually He is His Own Father, so He more or less shows Himself to be Himself ... oh you know what I mean:

Matthew 10:34-36
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-02-2010, 05:25 PM

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Only PhD's at True Scientific™ Institutes, like the Landover University, count of course. A PhD in making fish oil at Iceberg University does not.
And I thought you had brains and where a bit more mature then the others. But it's all the same with you "fish oil at Iceberg University". Your not insulting anything else then your intelligents.



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If you had accepted Jesus, why don't you do His Will, and live like a True Christian™?
And what gives you that you know anything about that?

Is it because I don't agree with you ppl. haven't I been friendly enough? Well I just don't want to be destroyed (Yeah yeah, I know you ppl think I will be anyways)

Proverbs 18:24 He that maketh many friends doeth it to his own destruction; But there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.

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Matthew 7:21:
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
I thought this same vers about you ppl earlier. But thats the beauty of the human nature, always thinking that they have it right.

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You tell me. True Christians™ always give their name, their job, their favorite Bible verse, their church things like that. It is a forum rule, and it is a matter of good manners to obey forum rules, you know.
Ok then here you go.

Ég heiti Ottó og kem frá íslandi, finnst ţiđ afskaplega ruglađ liđ, sama hvort ţiđ eruđ kristinn eđa fólk sem eru ađ reyna meika eitthvađ point međ ţessu. En engu ađ síđur hef ég ótrúlega gaman af ţessu bulli.

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You did not consider my answer that is clear. I didn't prevent anyone from answering here. I just gave my opinion of the person you were attacking. You might have noticed that she wasn't so intimidated by that that she stopped posting.
You know better then that. When someone comes out like "I'm the PhD Dude", then what do you think the typical American does, runs to hide his stupidity. I'm surprised I have to tell you that.

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What are you talking about? Brother Cranky never makes ridiculous points like this. Are you on drugs?
This just brings you down with him.

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I did that because I hadn't linked yet to an Online Dictionary. That was my fault, I admit it.

And I will give you a prayer, if you want that:

Sweet Lord Jesus,

please, look upon this disturbed person, upon Icelandic, and let him know that You, and You Alone, are God.
Make me hate him as he hates you, my Lord, and fill my heart with perfect hatred, because you will slay the unholy.
Destroy him with fire, and wipe out his children with flames. Tear his body into pieces!
Cripple him and make him blind, punish him with Your Wrath, make his home a desolate place, reward his evil with evil, and wipe his name from the Book of Life!
Turn him into dung, persecute him with fire and storms, fill him with shame and make him perish, so that Your Name be glorified through his demise!
Let Him feel how terrible Your Wrath is because of his evils, consume him and make him nonexistent.
Yes, you are Great, Lord, as you will fill his place with the dead bodies of him and his friends.

Amen.
Ok thanks for this, proof that you don't believe in Jesus.


Your mother must have cried incessantly since she gave birth to such a retard. I said it is not the person that prays that matters in this case, but the prayer itself. God will hear a True Christian Prayer™ regardless of the voice that is saying the prayer.

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My voice doesn't matter. It does not matter that it is me praying, what matters is that it is a True Christian™ Prayer that is answered by God.
If your not even able to read your own writing. Then I'm deeply sorry for thinking for a sec. that you did have brains. Though you where talking about a prayer of a true "Christian", you remarkably where able to put some gibberish about your voice doesn't matter, which I just agreed to.


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Do you even read my replies? The prayers in this thread, which you said you wanted on an audio clip, are taken straight from the Bible, so it is redundant for me to record them, seeing that there are already audio versions available of these words, in the form of an Audio Bible.
Checked. Or just some reply.

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I gladly refer to mrs. Rogers' reply to this.
But that only shows everybody how you like to misinterpreted verses, nothing alse
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And I thought you had brains and where a bit more mature then the others.
Give back the money you stole with your "icesave" scam. You guys are worse than Nigerians. You are white negroes. Looks like it's not the color of skin that makes someone a negro, eh?

Otherwise, pray that you can evacuate from your country before God destroys it. Or, if God wishes, the USA will throw BOMBS on your country (but ONLY if God wishes us to).


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-02-2010, 05:35 PM

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Just so you know, I live in Iceland. I have every right to righteously judge my fellow eskimos.
Frábćrt Alexander eskimói (merkilegt ađ vita ađ ţú skulir vera ćttađur af grćnlendingum, ég er ćttađur ađ vestan), ţá gćtum viđ hist og gert ţetta á gömlu testamenst leiđinna og talađ face to face. Eđa er nóg fyrir mig ađ finna ţig hér og á vantrú?
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Give back the money you stole with your "icesave" scam. You guys are worse than Nigerians. You are white negroes. Looks like it's not the color of skin that makes someone a negro, eh?

Otherwise, pray that you can evacuate from your country before God destroys it. Or, if God wishes, the USA will throw BOMBS on your country (but ONLY if God wishes us to).
Hahaha Icesave, ţessi var góđur.
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-02-2010, 05:40 PM

Ţessi vettvangur er frábćr stađur til ađ hittast, er ţađ ekki?

Hvers vegna ekki ađ taka ţađ eitt skref fyrst?

Ţú geta mćtt Jesú Krists hér.

Viltu fara til himna?

Ţađ er ŢITT val, vinur!

Kveđja í Kristi


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Frábćrt Alexander eskimói (merkilegt ađ vita ađ ţú skulir vera ćttađur af grćnlendingum, ég er ćttađur ađ vestan), ţá gćtum viđ hist og gert ţetta á gömlu testamenst leiđinna og talađ face to face. Eđa er nóg fyrir mig ađ finna ţig hér og á vantrú?
Boy, stop that moonspeak gibberish. This is an American language forum.


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-02-2010, 05:52 PM

Jćja ţetta er búiđ ađ vera gaman.

Ég kem bókađ meira og rugla međ ykkur fólki síđar, ţiđ virđist hafa endalaust ţol í rugl og ţvađur hehe.

Levi Jonas ţú skilur ţetta. Annars verđuru bara ađ finna fyrir ţví ađ vera left out.
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Ég er ćttađur ađ austan. Hvađ er vantrú? Afhverju hatar ţú Jesús?


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-02-2010, 06:03 PM

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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-02-2010, 06:17 PM

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Ég er ćttađur ađ austan. Hvađ er vantrú? Afhverju hatar ţú Jesús?
Ćttum viđ ekki ađ hittast og rćđa ţađ bara Ekkert biblíulegt viđ ţađ ađ rćđa um trúmál á netinu endalaust, sé ţađ allavegana hvergi skrifađ í orđinu.

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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-02-2010, 07:05 PM

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Ćttum viđ ekki ađ hittast og rćđa ţađ bara Ekkert biblíulegt viđ ţađ ađ rćđa um trúmál á netinu endalaust, sé ţađ allavegana hvergi skrifađ í orđinu.

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Don't speak Icelandic on an American forum please.


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Don't speak Icelandic on an American forum please.
Wow didn't know that everyone from austurlandi where eskimos, thats just plain weird. But you understood me when I talked Icelandic before, right? Should we meet then?

My guess is that your that old guy from Sauđarkrókur, I will pass that town often this summer. Smáragrund 6 is it not?
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Notice the little "" icon....


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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Why is it that you think I couldn't care any less about some little icon of a poop. Is it out there in the wilderness aka USA that even mature ppl get excited by the same things as the kids? .....
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Why is it that you think I couldn't care any less about some little icon of a poop. Is it out there in the wilderness aka USA that even mature ppl get excited by the same things as the kids? .....
Why haven't you been banned as a fish slurping troll? That is what I am wondering.



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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-02-2010, 08:41 PM

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Why haven't you been banned as a fish slurping troll? That is what I am wondering.
Because fish slurping troll doesn't exist. Why don't you ppl use metaphor that makes any sense.

And if I wanted to be a total nut job, I would just register again and again and again. Ban would do little things, I think your superiors know that.
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