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Re: I am Bob and I want a Christian girlfriend! -
04-20-2014, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
Bless you, Sister Eva, for your unflinching loyalty to your husband, even at the potential cost of your own soul. As a practical woman, I will continue to pray that your husband may either die or be cured by some miracle: it doesn't much matter which, does it?
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Thank you for your kind words
I am thankful for all of your prayers, Dear Sister! But the thought of going back on "the marked" terrifies me. Especially now, when my fathers poor mind has gone completely senile, and he cannot guide me. So my husband beeing cured, would in any case be easier. I wouldn't have to move and change adresses - it's so inconvinient - and sometimes your mail gets lost!
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My suggestion would be to look around for a sturdy but - how can I put it? - slightly less than averagely attractive young woman. Young women are all much the same in the dark, Bob.
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Very sound advice indeed!
Perhaps if you went to a christian dance and waited till the wee hours of the morning - I am sure the girls that are left, will be more willing to settle look your way, Bob
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Re: I am Bob and I want a Christian girlfriend! -
04-20-2014, 11:54 PM
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How unbearably sweet of you, to think of both me and Brother Bob, dear Sister Mary!
The thing is, my husband is very much alive and well, so I think Brother Bob would be better of looking in other places, to find his true love
How the financial side of things Bob? Any future inheritance maybe? Perhaps if you looked in the poorer sides of town, it would increase your chances?
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The thing is , sweet Sister Eva, one must think of the future and I am sure you and Brother Bob would make an amazing match . However if you are determined to stay with your barren one stoned husband, then do so.
I agree with the above comments, Bob, I don't know what it is but ladies seem to be very agreeable after midnight . But you musn't tell your mother about that, you won't, will you? That's good, Bob, very good.
Just go to a Christian dance in the Freehold (I'm sure that a little tithing will soften Pastor Zeke enough to let you in) and then wait to the wee hours of the morning and propose to one of the ladies!
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: I am Bob and I want a Christian girlfriend! -
04-21-2014, 02:00 AM
Brother Bob,
I've put some serious thought into your situation. While these ladies are offering some fine advice, I'm not sure you are ready for the big dance. Even if you wait till midnight, there is no way you can cover multiple exits by yourself.
We need to get you up to speed. Lucky for you, back in the forsaken years- Freddy knew every trick in the book when it came to courtship.
Thankfully, The Lord has forgave me for those innocent ladies that fell victim to my indiscretions. And certainly I hope some of them asked for forgiveness too because they needed it...
Moving on, forget the dance. I'm betting no one will be impressed with your Hokey Pokie anyway.
We need a controlled environment. I propose you immediately drive, or more probably take a bus down to my house. There is a local facility with countless women that are already confined. They need witnessing and most of them are desperate... REALLY desperate for some companionship.
There will be PLENTY to choose from, Bob! So bring some smokes, some cash may be a good call if needed, and decide if you prefer blondes or brunettes!
Some may even be able to help you out with this Mom of yours....
Here's a link. You can go ahead and window shop my friend...
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/newestladies/
PM when you are coming down.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: I am Bob and I want a Christian girlfriend! -
01-03-2015, 01:15 AM
Hello Bob, my name is Sydney and I enjoyed reading your post. I am having a difficult time finding someone. There really aren't single men at my church and its hard finding a christian man outside of church. I would be interested in getting to know you. I've been saved for two years now. I was raised in church my entire life. I'm so thankful for His grace and mercy. Hope you have a wonderful week, Sydney.
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Re: I am Bob and I want a Christian girlfriend! -
01-03-2015, 01:23 AM
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Hello Bob, my name is Sydney and I enjoyed reading your post. I am having a difficult time finding someone. There really aren't single men at my church and its hard finding a christian man outside of church. I would be interested in getting to know you. I've been saved for two years now. I was raised in church my entire life. I'm so thankful for His grace and mercy. Hope you have a wonderful week, Sydney.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I am Bob and I want a Christian girlfriend! -
01-03-2015, 01:36 AM
Bob, I want a godly boyfriend as well....It's hard to find one these days!
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Re: I am Bob and I want a Christian girlfriend! -
01-03-2015, 01:38 AM
The investigation is not going well for you. It is unwise to defy the Pastor.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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