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Default What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 01-31-2013, 06:43 AM

Look, this whole subject makes me very uncomfortable, so I'm just going to provide you with the following information and pray that all of you are smart enough to do the right thing and cleanse your bodies so they will be less revolting to your husbands without asking me a lot of questions.

Thank you and God bless.




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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 01-31-2013, 06:49 AM

Thank you so much for this conscientious reminder
Demure is certainly the preferred product, ladies...I have heard shocking things about Lysol. Did you know that it can act as contraception? There are women walking around out there, appearing to be hygienic Christians, who are in fact abusing a product and using it to abort unborn children of God :O

You can also use a simple saline solution yourself...mild enough to ensure conception is not hindered, strong enough to wash away disgusting impurity!


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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 01-31-2013, 07:09 AM

Hello Walking in the Light how are you? I am fine. Thank you for this very important reminder of the dangers of d-ing. The first hint I got that my sweetheart was under Satanic mind control was right after I impregnated her she went crazy and tried to d herself with Lysol and locked herself in the bathroom and would not come otu of the shower and just stayed in there and scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed with scalding hot water.

Fortunately GOD has allowed me to receivev mental messages which have told me that she did not succeed in killing our unborn child.

I agree that a woman should use a d that will not kill her child though because GOD tells us in the BIBLE that we should wash ourselves because if we wash ourselves then that is like getting rid of our sin and I think women have an awful lot of sin "down there."


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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 01-31-2013, 10:05 AM

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Hello Walking in the Light how are you? I am fine. Thank you for this very important reminder of the dangers of d-ing. The first hint I got that my sweetheart was under Satanic mind control was right after I impregnated her she went crazy and tried to d herself with Lysol and locked herself in the bathroom and would not come otu of the shower and just stayed in there and scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed with scalding hot water.

Fortunately GOD has allowed me to receivev mental messages which have told me that she did not succeed in killing our unborn child.

I agree that a woman should use a d that will not kill her child though because GOD tells us in the BIBLE that we should wash ourselves because if we wash ourselves then that is like getting rid of our sin and I think women have an awful lot of sin "down there."


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16 Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;
Hello, Young Peter, I am fine, thank you for asking I am glad you are fine too!

Yes, I certainly believe Lysol is one of Satan's many petty tools! We women can so easily fall for his trickery! Another reason why, as you say, it is so important for a woman to be clean...I doubt anyone appeals to Satan more than a filthy woman..."double the grime, double the crime" is my motto

Praise the Lord, that your unborn child is saved from your (clearly possessed) sweetheart! Has God seen fit to enllighten you as to the child's sex? I do pray that you are blessed with a boy!


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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 01-31-2013, 12:36 PM

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I agree that a woman should use a d that will not kill her child though because GOD tells us in the BIBLE that we should wash ourselves because if we wash ourselves then that is like getting rid of our sin and I think women have an awful lot of sin "down there."
My husband says we women do have a lot of sin down there so I clean myself and plan on giving my husband as many little soldiers of Christ to help get rid of it.

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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 01-31-2013, 03:19 PM

Mrs. Hutchins uses Lysol and borax to clean everything. Cleaning has nothing to do with me. It is my wifes job to make everything sparkle.
All I know, is if I find anything that I perceive as not clean enough for Jesus to eat off of it, someone is going to bear the brunt of the Wrath of God™.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 01-31-2013, 08:29 PM

I'm not sure about this, after all, inserting anything in there could be seen as lustful. I'll have to talk to Seth.


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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 02-01-2013, 05:07 AM

when it comes to "down there", you may have your favorite cleanser, but I'M sticking to LYSOL



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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 02-01-2013, 09:57 AM

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when it comes to "down there", you may have your favorite cleanser, but I'M sticking to LYSOL

Of course a True Christian™ woman like yourself could be trusted implicitly with Lysol


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Unhappy Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 03-15-2013, 05:23 AM

Oh no, I am going to have to disagree...I apologize for the vulgarity! But lady parts are for husbands and babies only. Also your body has a way to self clean that area and avoid infection. Any unnatural cleaner can comprimise both your immune system and ability to concieve. It is supposed to feel dirty as it is a dirty object and should remain the way God intended! D-ing is no different from tampons or make up.
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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 03-15-2013, 05:29 AM

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Oh no, I am going to have to disagree...I apologize for the vulgarity! But lady parts are for husbands and babies only. Also your body has a way to self clean that area and avoid infection. Any unnatural cleaner can comprimise both your immune system and ability to concieve. It is supposed to feel dirty as it is a dirty object and should remain the way God intended! D-ing is no different from tampons or make up.
Yeah, it seems to be a subject we're split on. I'm not a fan, especially since I lost my virginity to tampons (stupid, I know). Infections are a curse from God though, so if you get an infection from d-ing, then I would suppose that is punishment for such actions.


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Unhappy Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 03-15-2013, 05:46 AM

Its such a conundrum. But in the end it is your husbands call. And my husband and i are being extra careful, as its my first pregnancy, and twin boys no less. Id never dare hurt my little unborn soldiers!
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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 03-15-2013, 05:48 AM

Douching is the bicurious cousin of the enema, which is the militant gay cousin of douching. If a woman goes around squirting strange liquids into her cooter, pretty soon she will be inviting male idols into her rectum. The fact that the French make such a rigorous practice of anal hygiene testifies to its unAmerican and idolatrous nature.

The queers who invented the douche and the enema should be brought up on rape charges. Where in nature do animals squirt liquid into their privates? Apart from gay bathhouses, I mean.

What is this uncouth obsession with the netherregions of the human body that liberals seem to have? If I want to let my taint grow salty and fester like a gangrenous wound, that is between me and Jesus Christ.


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While browsing the forums, I have just come across this old thread. I must admit that I had absolutely no idea what was even being discussed until Brother Billy Bob's helpful contribution.

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Douching is the bicurious cousin of the enema, which is the militant gay cousin of douching. If a woman goes around squirting strange liquids into her cooter, pretty soon she will be inviting male idols into her rectum. The fact that the French make such a rigorous practice of anal hygiene testifies to its unAmerican and idolatrous nature.
I then had to look up the unattractive word "douching" which led me to this. Warning! Too Much Information!

Why would any woman in her right mind do this? Is it some sort of demonic nymphomaniacal affliction?


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This whole topic still makes me uncomfortable, but I commend you for doing the research!


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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 03-21-2015, 01:11 AM

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While browsing the forums, I have just come across this old thread. I must admit that I had absolutely no idea what was even being discussed until Brother Billy Bob's helpful contribution.



I then had to look up the unattractive word "douching" which led me to this. Warning! Too Much Information!

Why would any woman in her right mind do this? Is it some sort of demonic nymphomaniacal affliction?
Sister, has your JesOS Operating System gone wacky? Does your husband exert no control whatsoever over your internet usages? Because I would like to know what possessed you you look up and then post a link to a DEMONIC GOVERNMENTAL WEBSITE.

Surely you have pies to bake....


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband? - 03-21-2015, 10:10 AM

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Sister, has your JesOS Operating System gone wacky? Does your husband exert no control whatsoever over your internet usages? Because I would like to know what possessed you you look up and then post a link to a DEMONIC GOVERNMENTAL WEBSITE.
I apologize unreservedly, Pastor. The absence of the deceived me. Does the Obama government now routinely omit the flag from its websites?

(You are right, I think our recent JesOS upgrade failed to install properly as the password-to-asterisk function isn't working either. I will get one of the boys on to it immediately.)


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