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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-22-2016, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by redstoneblock
Your policies, manipulation, brainwashing, and discrimination. Your superior, racist, homophobic attitudes that blatantly ignore one small thing: we are all global citizens. We ALL have equal rights. Race, gender, colour, sexuality - we are HUMANS. Not toys, not animals, not slaves... HUMANS.
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Sweet Girl,
You have things mixed up. It is us True Christians™ who still maintain the Truth™ that humans indeed are not animals. We know this extremely well, as God revealed as much to us in His masterwork (the Bible) - in the first Chapter, but I surmise that nowadays with the socialist media of What's up and Instant Gram it may be too much for the illiterate generation to read. This is what it tells us:
Genesis 1:25
And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Clearly separate Creations. Man is no animal. it is the evil lotion heresy claiming that men are animals, that we descend from arboreal quadrumana, an inhabitant of the Old Earth. They want to treat people as animals.
As for races, it was a choice made by Ham on behalf of his descendants to mock God by revealing his father's (Noah's) nudity. God punished them by causing genetic alterations that produced dark pigment and a tendency for servitude. They chose to degenerate.
Genesis 9:22-25
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
It was a pleasure and a privilege to clear this out for you!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-27-2016, 09:36 PM
No anchovies of any variety in any of our local markets (even the delis). It's just not pizza without salty, hairy little fish.
So... off to the restaurants to try to buy some. Nope, can't do that. Only on a pizza. Is the owner in? No, no owner, corporate store, informs me I have the pleasure of addressing the (drumroll and fanfare, please) Assistant Manager (puffing out her 17-year old chest). Right, we're dealing with the real power here. Fine, gimme a small, plain pizza, double anchovies, hold the pizza (I so desperately wanted her to ask me what I wanted her to do with the pizza...not even). Nope, can't do that. Let's see, I'm willing to give her $14 for a NON-EXISTENT pizza with a little dish of anchovies on the side, yet because there's no specific button on her register to push, stymied. Gee, thanks Miss Assistant Manager (on counter duty in the mid-afternoon on a Monday), enjoy your meaningless job title with the power and freedom it brings you, and the permanent loss of sales to my address. Great job.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-29-2016, 07:05 PM
Jews, ***racial slur removed***, inferiors, and non-Aryans are one of the many evils and ***bad word removed*** I hate.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-29-2016, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Kill_The_Jews
Jews, ***racial slur removed***, inferiors, and non-Aryans are one of the many evils and ***bad word removed*** I hate.
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You seem somewhat able to address who you hate, would you be so kind to tell us why you hate them?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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07-02-2016, 07:33 AM
I've become annoyed at the increasing amount of "ethnic" food that has been showing up on our grocery store shelves in America. Not only is it taking away space for American food, it's downright encouraging these illegal aliens to stick around.
Imagine my surprise the other day when I discovered this Mexican Chihuahua cheese on the shelves. It's simply disgusting to think of those Mexicans milking those tiny little dogs to make cheese - in fact they're downright perverted. They need something better to do with their time - like build a wall.
I have a modest proposal that I'm sending to Donald Trump - simply remove all this foreign food from our store shelves and with nothing to eat these immigrants will migrate themselves back to where they came from.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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09-04-2016, 02:28 PM
I think the greatest sport ever invented for Christians is football. It struts the finest heterosexual makes in front of millions of people.
That is why is makes me so angry that photographers present us with images of homer like behavior. No one needs to get up close views of the unthinkable:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-05-2016, 06:40 AM
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I think the greatest sport ever invented for Christians is football. It struts the finest heterosexual makes in front of millions of people.
That is why is makes me so angry that photographers present us with images of homer like behavior. No one needs to get up close views of the unthinkable:
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Mister Mayor,
Each week, the obviously heterosexual sport of football is photographed by obvious homers. Hence the sordid views such as the one you presented here, but also - and often - the unmistakable bulges of the non-jockstrap wearing players who are probably paid by gaywise sponsors to put their manhoods on display through tight, almost see-through garments. You may remember that Tim Tebow NEVER allowed his naughty areas to be easily discerned. Why? Because JESUS would not have been pleased, and Mr. Tebow is all about pleasing JESUS. Glory!
I hope that every red-blooded, white American hetero male will complain to the NFL about this apparent sexualizing of athletes so that GOD can once again tune in each Sunday after church without having to have His Son go to the next room, preventing Him from seeing such things.
And how are the Niggers doing this year? We don't see much about Freehold sports on NY television.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2016, 02:37 PM
I am currently offended by all of the road construction starting all over Michigan right now. Do they really think they can finish everything that they couldn't accomplish since spring before the snow falls?
Don't they get that the WINTER IS COMING?!?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-28-2016, 10:26 PM
I'm offended that my brother skipped service on Sunday because he was "very ill"
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-28-2016, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Anne Sayne
I'm offended that my brother skipped service on Sunday because he was "very ill"
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So? According to the Bible, that affects his salvation, not yours.
And according to these people, if it ain't Landover, it's crap, so attending that church isn't going to do him any good anyway. So from his viewpoint, why bother going at all, and from yours, why bother getting upset about him not doing something that's useless, or even dangerous, due to the false sense of security it might be giving him?
Please cite proper Scriptural support for your reasoning.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-29-2016, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
So? According to the Bible, that affects his salvation, not yours.
And according to these people, if it ain't Landover, it's crap, so attending that church isn't going to do him any good anyway. So from his viewpoint, why bother going at all, and from yours, why bother getting upset about him not doing something that's useless, or even dangerous, due to the false sense of security it might be giving him?
Please cite proper Scriptural support for your reasoning.
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1 Timothy 3:15 : But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth.
It's the pillar and ground of truth, and I'm very offended because he offended God by staying home. John 14:6
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-29-2016, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Anne Sayne
1 Timothy 3:15 : But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth...
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Uh, that's about how you behave in church. If you don't even go, it's irrelevant.
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...It's the pillar and ground of truth, and I'm very offended because he offended God by staying home...
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So when did God tell you that?
Got anything like, "... Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: and Anne's brother sleeping in on Sunday pisseth me off..."? No? There is this, though:
Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."
Why do you hate Jesus?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-10-2016, 08:33 PM
The way how anti-Trump protests last night were covered by the liberal media bothers me.
Can you imagine how different their spin would have been, if the situation was reversed, if Clinton was elected, and if and these were pro-Trump protesters?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-10-2016, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
The way how anti-Trump protests last night were covered by the liberal media bothers me.
Can you imagine how different their spin would have been, if the situation was reversed, if Clinton was elected, and if and these were pro-Trump protesters?
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I am offended by the very fact of the protests. Who do they think that they are? And more importantly, where do they think they are?
Umbragedly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-10-2016, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
The way how anti-Trump protests last night were covered by the liberal media bothers me.
Can you imagine how different their spin would have been, if the situation was reversed, if Clinton was elected, and if and these were pro-Trump protesters?
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The white man has a lot to say about bringing jobs back and a lot of things like that but when opportunities appear for the Black man the white man has a different story. All of the protesters were very well paid and there was no white racism involved. Some of the protesters were not even Black people. Mr. George Soros is an old white man but he is very progressive and kind to the Black man. He is willing to pay the Black man to do jobs that white people will not take. White people do not like to take action when it is needed. If Babylon is going to have presidents who are old rich white men but not politicians then Mr. Soros should be the next president.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-10-2016, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
He is willing to pay the Black man to do jobs that white people will not take.
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Trevor, dear, I hope you're not suggesting that we aren't prepared to do that? Why, our own garden boy comes from the African heartland of Rhodesia!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-10-2016, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
The way how anti-Trump protests last night were covered by the liberal media bothers me.
Can you imagine how different their spin would have been, if the situation was reversed, if Clinton was elected, and if and these were pro-Trump protesters?
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And all those femenazi brats crying on TV when Trump won....he's president now, and there's nothing they can do about it. GOD willed for him to be the president, anyways.
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-02-2016, 08:47 PM
Covergirl and boys wearing make-up. This commercial comes up on tv or on the internet and suddenly my children have questions. QUESTIONS! I shouldn't have to answer questions I didn't expect or talk about topics that make me feel icky just because some people can't stop PUSHING the Gay Agenda!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-02-2016, 10:00 PM
People losing their jobs just because they called Michelle Obama an ape in high heels. Does she or doesn't she wear high heals?
Someone else got in trouble for suggesting that she is fluent in ghetto. The woman is black, after all. Or are we not allowed to point that out?
Oversensitive liberals always looking for something to be offended by. . . when are white, Christian Republicans ever going to get a break?
Oh, right. On January 20, 2017, when those people are kicked out of the White House and the rest of their kind are reminded of their place.
Thank Jesus whites are taking back America and we can finally be free.
Liberatedly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-02-2016, 10:09 PM
Atheistic evolutionistical vegans, who make no sense.
1. They believe - without evidence - that we are "descended from apes", i.e. they think they are animals.
2. They refuse to eat or drink any animal products, including milk.
3. But their women breast-feed (excuse the vulgar language) their children.
So, tell me, vegans, how does THAT work exactly?
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