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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-24-2007, 06:56 PM

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Go to Hell and stop pretending to Be christians.
That's not very Christian of you. Shouldn't Christians encourage others to behave in a Christian fashion and go to Heaven?


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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-24-2007, 06:59 PM

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That's not very Christian of you. Shouldn't Christians encourage others to behave in a Christian fashion and go to Heaven?
If Christians do that, you're not Christian, Temperance. You just sit there pointing fingers and say, "Damned to hell."
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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-24-2007, 08:05 PM

*Sigh* If they wish to allow their minds be addled by this riff-raff, you can't change it. You follow god the correct way, Joh, good for you. All though i am certainly not christian, at least you follow the correct word. To all of you fake TC's out there, i only have one thing to say.

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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-24-2007, 10:15 PM

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*Sigh* If they wish to allow their minds be addled by this riff-raff, you can't change it. You follow god the correct way, Joh, good for you.
How do you define "the correct way"?
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All though i am certainly not christian, at least you follow the correct word.
Oh, I see, you mean "the correct way as defined by non-christians." That, um, doesn't really make much sense.
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~Blessed Be!~
And to all you non-Christians out there, I only have one thing to say: Repent of your sins and accept Christ before He slaughters you and condemns you to eternal Hellfire.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Thumbs up Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-25-2007, 01:03 AM

At times like this, all you can do is post the truth.





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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-26-2007, 07:24 AM

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How do you define "the correct way"?

Oh, I see, you mean "the correct way as defined by non-christians." That, um, doesn't really make much sense.

And to all you non-Christians out there, I only have one thing to say: Repent of your sins and accept Christ before He slaughters you and condemns you to eternal Hellfire.
*snorts* The correct way. I distinctly remember reading in the bible something about treating your wife's body the way you want your own to be treated.... so, you want to be beaten? The golden rule of christianity. "Do one to others as you want to have done to you" hmmm... you guys really want to be beaten. Maybe you should let your wives do it. or, are you just sadists? Maybe sado-mascochists? i don't know.

no, i mean the correct way following god's true word, not the altered riff-raff you guys follow. sado-masochists.

Repent of your sado-masochism, and then you can talk. oh, btw, take the log out of your eye before you try to take the speck of dust out of mine.
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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-26-2007, 09:17 AM

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*snorts* The correct way. I distinctly remember reading in the bible something about treating your wife's body the way you want your own to be treated.... so, you want to be beaten? The golden rule of christianity. "Do one to others as you want to have done to you" hmmm... you guys really want to be beaten. Maybe you should let your wives do it. or, are you just sadists? Maybe sado-mascochists? i don't know.
Very obviously I'm no xtian either, but I'm intrigued by what you've said here with such certainty, especially this:
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Care to quote chapter and verse for that? I'm not sure which bible you're reading but I can assure you that the KJV1611 says no such thing. These people, however nasty they may be, do follow the ACTUAL XTIAN BIBLE. Not that I'm defending their horrible attitudes and beliefs, but they are technically following the rules of their religion.



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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-26-2007, 10:51 AM

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*snorts* The correct way. I distinctly remember reading in the bible something about treating your wife's body the way you want your own to be treated....
As the filthy hellbound witch-whore says, if you remember that verse so well, I'm sure you'll be able to tell us where to find it.
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so, you want to be beaten? The golden rule of christianity. "Do one to others as you want to have done to you"
I want to be kept in my natural place, as ordained by God. That is to say, superior to any woman, but inferior to, say, Jesus or Pastor Al. Since I wish to be kept in my natural place, it would be quite hypocritical if I did not also keep others in theirs.
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no, i mean the correct way following god's true word, not the altered riff-raff you guys follow. sado-masochists.
And where exactly have we altered God's word? As a non-Christian, what gives you the authority to tell us about Christ's message?
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Repent of your sado-masochism, and then you can talk. oh, btw, take the log out of your eye before you try to take the speck of dust out of mine.
Too late! I've already had the log in my eye washed out with Jesus' sweet blood! PRAISE!


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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-26-2007, 10:51 AM

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Very obviously I'm no Christian either, but I'm intrigued by what you've said here with such certainty, especially this:

Care to quote chapter and verse for that? I'm not sure which bible you're reading but I can assure you that the KJV1611 says no such thing. These people, however nasty they may be, do follow the ACTUAL Christian BIBLE. Not that I'm defending their horrible attitudes and beliefs, but they are technically following the rules of their religion.
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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-26-2007, 11:49 AM

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no, i mean the correct way following god's true word, not the altered riff-raff you guys follow. sado-masochists.
Read these.

Leviticus 20 - The things about killing Homosexuals, and the like.
Leviticus 24:16 - Kill the blasphemers!
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 - If your son is bad, get him bashed to death.
Zechariah 5:3 - Steal and get your hand sliced off.

Yeah, God was truly a sadistic guy. As you can see, these guys are (as sad as it may be) following the supposed word of God. These teachings are just some of the ones that made me abandon Christ in the first place. Then I know a lot of people who simply ignore these parts of the teachings, and believe them false. What will you do?

But regardless, there it is in the scripture. Even check your own bible.


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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-26-2007, 03:05 PM

I am an unsaved loser who believes that GODS live in rocks and trees.

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Never-the-less, Brother T has been nothing but kind to me, and has only beaten me when I was particuarly bad. There is no hope for me, since the accident, but maybe you can still be saved.

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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-26-2007, 03:27 PM

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Why are you people pretending to be christians when you are not ? I already KNOW without a doubt that you guys aren't christians. I can see that you know the word but that doesn't make you Christians. Stop using his word to torment people and make fun of it. I don't want to hear another bible quote from you people again; it's making me very angry and it's annoying. Stop making fun of Jesus you wicked people, stop making FUN OF JESUS!!!!!! HE SHED HIS BLOOD ON THE CROSS FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK HIM, BY MAKING HIM A JOKE, BY MOCKING HIS WORD!!!!??? AFTER ALL THE PAIN AND AGONY HE WENT THROUGH ON THE CROSS, AFTER HE WAS BEATEN, SPAT ON, WHOPED AND DIED PAINFULLY, SO THAT WE MAY HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? I can't believe this, I can't, it's so sad. How can people be like this. STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!!!!
Why do these intolerant people come here to mock our religious beliefs? O, the heavy cross we must bear as True Christian victims of a terrible, mean-spirited, unprovoked attack! O, Lord Jesus, what did we do to deserve this violent attack on our most cherished beliefs? Why, O Lord? Why must we endure this endless persecution?

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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-26-2007, 03:53 PM

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Why do these intolerant people come here to mock our religious beliefs? O, the heavy cross we must bear as True Christian victims of a terrible, mean-spirited, unprovoked attack! O, Lord Jesus, what did we do to deserve this violent attack on our most cherished beliefs? Why, O Lord? Why must we endure this endless persecution?

This is yet more solid proof that wealthy, White, suburban, Republican Christian-Americans are truly the most violently abused and persecuted people in all the world!!
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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 06-26-2007, 03:56 PM

I agree with the original starter of this thread.

How many times do we True Christians ™ have to go around preaching to those who think they are christians?

Just look at the false religions roster, it's jam packed with groups who think they are christian.

Those hellbound pagan mary worshipping idolaters, they aren't christians.

Lutherans, heck, they reject the entire book of James; they aren't christians.

The original poster is right, they should stop pretending to be christians.

They don't even follow christ.

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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 07-01-2007, 02:55 AM

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Read these.

Leviticus 20 - The things about killing Homosexuals, and the like.
Leviticus 24:16 - Kill the blasphemers!
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 - If your son is bad, get him bashed to death.
Zechariah 5:3 - Steal and get your hand sliced off.

Yeah, God was truly a sadistic guy. As you can see, these guys are (as sad as it may be) following the supposed word of God. These teachings are just some of the ones that made me abandon Christ in the first place. Then I know a lot of people who simply ignore these parts of the teachings, and believe them false. What will you do?

But regardless, there it is in the scripture. Even check your own bible.
You dumb cracker! you don't even know the bible. We are not under the law mormon.
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You dumb cracker! you don't even know the bible. We are not under the law mormon.
He has "Unsaved" as part of his name. Of course he doesn't know the Bible!


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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 07-01-2007, 02:58 AM

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You dumb cracker! you don't even know the bible. We are not under the law mormon.
The noob phails at insulting me. Please leave my internets now, and go back to your crack den. Hopefully you'll be able to catch a nice tasty cocktail of STDs which will bring you to your God sooner than you ever thought.

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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 07-01-2007, 05:57 AM

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You dumb cracker! you don't even know the bible. We are not under the law mormon.
You foolish hell bound man. Listen to what Jesus has to say about this;
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Matt. 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
That is Jesus Himself talking. The Law is His law.

Now at some point Joh do you want to open The Bible and start reading instead spew off your own personal opinions and pretending they are Gods.



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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 08-09-2007, 10:58 AM

The problem is how you define 'Christian'. If a Christian is someone who lives his or her life believing in the bible, Christian practices and beliefs, then the TC are Christians. However by this definition; Satanists, Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Voodoo Priests, Charlie Manson's sad lot and many other groups are also Christians, as their religious traditions are based on believing in the bible, Christian practices and beliefs - even though for groups like Satanism many of those beliefs are the result of 'renouncing' Christianity or the complete antithesis of the beliefs held by more orthodox Christian groups.

As an example, True Paganism is not Satanic because it has nothing to do with Christianity or the bible, the source of all the original ideas about the Devil.

As with Judaism and Islam, there are also many people who identify as 'ethnic' Christians, that they are Christian from being born into a Christian family.


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Default Re: Please stop pretending to be christians. - 08-09-2007, 12:07 PM

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You dumb cracker! you don't even know the bible. We are not under the law mormon.
True, but you obviously have no idea what not being under the law means.

What then?
Shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid.
Romans 6:15

So there is still sin! And just what is sin?
Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law:
For sin is the transgression of the law.
1 John 3:4

We are not under the law, but that is because the law, part of the Word, which is Jesus (John 1:1-14), is in our hearts! (Hebrews 8:10)
That's how we are sinfree once we are Saved, Jesus in our hearts and keep us from sinning! (1 John 3:6)

This does NOT mean that we are not to obey the law, but that Salvation is not of the works of the law, as the jews believed, but by Jesus Christ!
If one doesn't follow the law (which include killing witches & homers) he is not justified with God, because then he disobey the law, which is sin:
And as such Jesus is not in his heart, for we believers CANNOT sin! (1 John 3:9)

For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified.
Romans 2:13

And what did Jesus say?
And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?
Luke 10:25-26


And just where do you think "the ten commandments" are from, if not the law?
So you're just as uneducated as "unsaved and loving it" is. Don't get any ideas.


To sum it up:
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets:
I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
Matthew 5:17

Jesus did not come to destroy the law!
But to make it unbreakable for the believer, to make it perfect:
And to establish the new covenant according to the prophecy in Jeremiah 31:31-33!
(This prophecy is even quoted in Hebrews 8:8-10)


Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah:
Not according to the covenant that I made with their fathers in the day that I took them by the hand to bring them out of the land of Egypt;
Which my covenant they brake, although I was an husband unto them, saith the LORD:
But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel;
After those days, saith the LORD, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts;
And will be their God, and they shall be my people.
Jeremiah 31:31-33

The law will not be removed until all is fulfilled, and that doesn't happen until Revelation 21.
So you need to read the Holy Word more, and stop pretending to be a Christian.


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