[Joh]

Why are you people pretending to be christians when you are not ? I already KNOW without a doubt that you guys aren't christians. I can see that you know the word but that doesn't make you Christians. Stop using his word to torment people and make fun of it. I don't want to hear another bible quote from you people again; it's making me very angry and it's annoying. Stop making fun of Jesus you wicked people, stop making FUN OF JESUS!!!!!! HE SHED HIS BLOOD ON THE CROSS FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK HIM, BY MAKING HIM A JOKE, BY MOCKING HIS WORD!!!!??? AFTER ALL THE PAIN AND AGONY HE WENT THROUGH ON THE CROSS, AFTER HE WAS BEATEN, SPAT ON, WHOPED AND DIED PAINFULLY, SO THAT WE MAY HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? I can't believe this, I can't, it's so sad. How can people be like this. STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!!!!

[SUV]

HOMER!!!!!

(Hey, can I borrow some of those exclamation marks?! I need more here, but I have a sore arm from carrying my KJV 1611.)

[Andrew Shaw]

They arent going to stop they think they are true cristians..they use racial slurs, are sexist twards women, condemn everyone to hell, play god, tell you to kill certain people..but they are following the bible
wrong bible but none the less they think their doing good. just point and laugh as they call a true cristian like yourself a fake.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Joh

I can see that you know the word but that doesn't make you Christians.

I see Joh, we can know the word, follow all His commands and teachings, yet we are not Christians. You are truly an idiot.

[Kazoo]

Originally Posted by Kaze

It's true dude--these people "follow" the KJV1611 Bible to a perfect T. Every scripture, every verse, commandment, and gospel. The Bible isn't as full of ponies and rainbows as you might like to believe--it has a good deal of murder, acts of violence, sex, mass-murders, etc. You truly would be hard pressed to find any organization that follows the Bible more strictly And whether you like it or not, these guys are probably some of the best Christians on the entire damned planet because of it.

Of course, that forgoes all of the modern-day prejudices that they include in this religion of theirs. But aside form those, they're more or less the perfect Christians.

Calm down kid--you'll burst a vein if you use any more exclamation marks.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

They arent going to stop they think they are true cristians..they use racial slurs, are sexist twards women, condemn everyone to hell, play god, tell you to kill certain people..but they are following the bible
wrong bible but none the less they think their doing good. just point and laugh as they call a true cristian like yourself a fake.

Wrong Bible Shaw, and that would be? The KJV1611 is there for everyone to read. What false believers like Joh doesn't want to admit to you don't need some special secret decoder ring to understand it. Joh and his like can't stand is we TRUE Christians refuse to join in their little cut and paste circle jerks with Scripture.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Satan has truly addled your little Pentagramstal mind, Joh. Put your sin behind you and join a Godly Baptist church! It's the only way to get the demons out of your skull and save your immortal soul!

Luke 8:27 And when he went forth to land, there met him out of the city a certain man, which had devils long time, and ware no clothes, neither abode in any house, but in the tombs.
8:28 When he saw Jesus, he cried out, and fell down before him, and with a loud voice said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God most high? I beseech thee, torment me not.
8:29 (For he had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. For oftentimes it had caught him: and he was kept bound with chains and in fetters; and he brake the bands, and was driven of the devil into the wilderness.)
8:30 And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him.
8:31 And they besought him that he would not command them to go out into the deep.
8:32 And there was there an herd of many swine feeding on the mountain: and they besought him that he would suffer them to enter into them. And he suffered them.
8:33 Then went the devils out of the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.

The power of the Lord can chase these demons out of you, Joh! Out of True Christian benevolence, I will even supply pigs for Him to place the demons in, and through payer and the power of Jesus, you can be cured!

[Joh]

Go to Hell and stop pretending to Be christians.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Joh

Go to Hell and stop pretending to Be christians.

Buddy, you are starting to sound like a broken record. Are you one of those retardeds by any chance?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Joh

Go to Hell and stop pretending to Be christians.

We're trying to be nice to you, boy! We're trying to help you get the devil out of your skull, and all you can do is curse and insult us? And you're claiming you're the only real Christian here? This just shows why the Pentagramstals are a FALSE Christianity and Baptists are the ONLY ones truly in touch with our Lord and Savior!

[Kazoo]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Buddy, you are starting to sound like a broken record. Are you one of those retardeds by any chance?

Oh, of course he's a window-licker strapped down in the back of the short bus.

Regardless, kid, if anything, you're just damming yourself to Hell for rejecting the true word of God and openly insulting practitioners of His divine will. They are just doing what He commanded in the Bible. You, however... not so much.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Joh

Go to Hell and stop pretending to Be christians.

Well, that is wonderful, coming from someone who pretends to be a Christian. Friend, we are trying to save people's souls. To help them avoid hell. Please don't come here and wish people do go to hell. Certainly, those who ultimately reject Jesus will go to hell and we are correct to agree with the judgement of God that sent them there. But we, if not you, are going to attempt to save people's souls first.

[Andrew Shaw]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

We're trying to be nice to you, boy! We're trying to help you get the devil out of your skull, and all you can do is curse and insult us? And you're claiming you're the only real Christian here? This just shows why the Pentagramstals are a FALSE Christianity and Baptists are the ONLY ones truly in touch with our Lord and Savior!

Im a baptist and you call me unsaved trash. probly because i live in north carolina not the deep south..so im not a southern baptist nor baptist extremeist so yeah im still unsaved trash...For people who hate the islam religeon you act an awful lot like shiite muslims.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Originally Posted by Joh

Why are you people pretending to be christians when you are not ? I already KNOW without a doubt that you guys aren't christians. I can see that you know the word but that doesn't make you Christians. Stop using his word to torment people and make fun of it. I don't want to hear another bible quote from you people again; it's making me very angry and it's annoying. Stop making fun of Jesus you wicked people, stop making FUN OF JESUS!!!!!! HE SHED HIS BLOOD ON THE CROSS FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK HIM, BY MAKING HIM A JOKE, BY MOCKING HIS WORD!!!!??? AFTER ALL THE PAIN AND AGONY HE WENT THROUGH ON THE CROSS, AFTER HE WAS BEATEN, SPAT ON, WHOPED AND DIED PAINFULLY, SO THAT WE MAY HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? I can't believe this, I can't, it's so sad. How can people be like this. STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!!!!

LOL! I hope your not pretending 'cause I'm picturing your face getting really red as you stamp your foot screaming this! You're not any relation to a certain jedi around here, are you?

[Jonathan H. Dona]

Following the whole Bible and not nitpicking to get the interpretation you like is what a Christian does! Those who falsify the Bible and leave parts out are sinners and untrue! As the Bible says is as a Christian does and you, you unsaved heathen, have to see that! Praise the Lord and ALL of His Word! Not just that which you wish to follow!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Originally Posted by Joh

Why are you people pretending to be christians when you are not ? I already KNOW without a doubt that you guys aren't christians. I can see that you know the word but that doesn't make you Christians. Stop using his word to torment people and make fun of it. I don't want to hear another bible quote from you people again; it's making me very angry and it's annoying. Stop making fun of Jesus you wicked people, stop making FUN OF JESUS!!!!!! HE SHED HIS BLOOD ON THE CROSS FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK HIM, BY MAKING HIM A JOKE, BY MOCKING HIS WORD!!!!??? AFTER ALL THE PAIN AND AGONY HE WENT THROUGH ON THE CROSS, AFTER HE WAS BEATEN, SPAT ON, WHOPED AND DIED PAINFULLY, SO THAT WE MAY HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? I can't believe this, I can't, it's so sad. How can people be like this. STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!!!!

I can only think of one thing funnier than you. And that would be a church group like... Ohh, say WBC coming here.

Still sonny, I hate to agree with the Pastas Pastors, but you fail. You fail of epic proportions.

[Betty Lambskin]

Originally Posted by Joh

WHOPED AND DIED

Are you reading from the Negroid International Version?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Joh

Why are you people pretending to be christians when you are not ? I already KNOW without a doubt that you guys aren't christians. I can see that you know the word but that doesn't make you Christians. Stop using his word to torment people and make fun of it. *snip* rest of overly exclaimed and over capped rant *snip*

That's a bit mean. I'm not a Landover baptist (obviously) but from what I've seen they take the bible very literally, follow it to the letter. How does that make them, in your eyes 'not xtian'?
I would have thought that following the entire bible should be a good thing in the eyes of xtians?

If you think that the things they say are mocking the bible, you haven't read the bible. Yes, their ways are atrocious, but only so because they ARE following the bible in its' entirety. Maybe you don't know your religion as well as you thought, hmm?

[Glendora Christianson]

This poor young man is obviously calling out to the Southern Baptist Convention and American Baptist Churches. And I too, am upset about the liberalization taking place in today's feel good Baptist churches, which is why I have dedicated my spiritual life to fighting false religion and supporting God's favorite church. There are more important verses in the Good Book than John 3:16 and it's time we return to the traditional Christian values of stoning our neighbors and beating our children with rods (and so much more). EAGER GLYNNDIE

PS Our guest has failed to capitalize Christians in his title line. Jesus will be angry!

[Andrew Shaw]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

This poor young man is obviously calling out to the Southern Baptist Convention and American Baptist Churches. And I too, am upset about the liberalization taking place in today's feel good Baptist churches, which is why I have dedicated my spiritual life to fighting false religion and supporting God's favorite church. There are more important verses in the Good Book than John 3:16 and it's time we return to the traditional Christian values of stoning our neighbors and beating our children with rods (and so much more). EAGER GLYNNDIE

PS Our guest has failed to capitalize Christians in his title line. Jesus will be angry!

Were you raised this way?