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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 04:17 AM
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Maybe once you master spelling and grammar, I might be less inclined to underestimate you. old
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As usual you are wrong. Does " Good luck catching I" make sense? No it does not, "me" makes more sense therefore it should be "Good luck catching Lilith or me".
Stupid aussie harlot! Begone!
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 04:19 AM
How many times do I need to tell you mormons that I'm originally FROM the US? I use most of the same spellings as you, and ask any english teacher near you which is correct, eg 'Lara and I' or 'Lara and me'.
Go ahead, do it.
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 04:49 AM
Depends upon how it is used.
"Laura and I are going out on the icepack to club some baby fur seals".
"Bring your baby fur seal carcasses to Laura and me."
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 05:01 AM
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Depends upon how it is used.
"Laura and I are going out on the icepack to club some baby fur seals".
"Bring your baby fur seal carcasses to Laura and me."
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Hmm. I still think it sounds wrong.
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 05:03 AM
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Hmm. I still think
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I believe I have isolated the malfunction.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 05:19 AM
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I believe I have isolated the malfunction.
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Agreed, Pastor. Womenfolk have hard enough time thinking about simple things like cooking dinner so trying to keep up to men in conversation is nearly impossible for them. Some of the Landover women are smarter than most women and can participate in True Christian™ men's conversations pretty well but they know their limits and always defer to their husbands when they don't understand something (as God commands).
On top of that this harlot is dumber than dumb. She not only moved from God's favorite country to a backwards and upside down country willingly she constantly denies Jesus' True Love and Salvation. Only an idiot would willingly choose Hell over Heaven.
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 05:36 AM
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Heh. Good luck catching Lilith or I.
It's "Good luck catching Lilith or ME". Here's how to tell. See if the sentence is correct without the modifier: "Good luck catching me".
At the very least you'd lose a finger in the process
It's a witch hunt, not a wicker sexual romp.
, and still come nowhere near catching us.
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Neither of you have a chance.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 05:59 AM
I'm not sure what you're into, Pastor, but I have never during anything sexual (not that it's anyone's business here) bit anyone's finger (or anything else) off!!
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Neither of you have a chance.
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Well for starters Lilith has TCFH and I have Daisy and Raptor. I'd say we not only have a chance, we have favoring odds.
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 10:36 AM
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 10:49 AM
Eliot, while I'm aware you wish to devote all possible energies to the capture of those like myself and Lilith, was the posting of that third picture TRULY necessary?
You won't catch us, but I believe that without needing that picture, you adequately made your point!
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 11:37 AM
If I had made my point, you'd be on your knees now begging Jesus to forgive you!
If that mere image causes you discomfort, you'd better contemplate Hell a little longer.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 12:49 PM
Are you acually going to kill innocent people?
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 12:51 PM
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Are you acually going to kill innocent people?
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No, absolutely not! We are going to kill witches, as Jesus commands! There is no such thing as an innocent witch.
Haven't you ever read the Holy Bible???
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 05:31 PM
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Are you acually going to kill innocent people?
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ICKY! Are you still here? Next you will try to tell us that the hundreds of thousands of women and children killed in Iraq were 'innocent people'. They weren't! The President has said over and over again that Iraq was responsible for 9/11 and so was Iran, which we are about to attack. JESUS HIMSELF is guiding the GODLY President!
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 06:57 PM
Pastor: Quickly make another post! You are currently at the Number of the Beast, and I fear that Satan may attempt to infiltrate this board once again!
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 10:10 PM
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ICKY! Are you still here?
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it a good thang Mr.Pistle, cuz it mean that Miss.Ixi be learnin herself some true christian™ truths she be hangin off your every words
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 10:19 PM
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ICKY! Are you still here? Next you will try to tell us that the hundreds of thousands of women and children killed in Iraq were 'innocent people'. They weren't! The President has said over and over again that Iraq was responsible for 9/11 and so was Iran, which we are about to attack. JESUS HIMSELF is guiding the GODLY President!
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George Bush is an idiot to raid Iraq! All those people escept for the terrorists are innocent! Iran and Iraq are both innocent, except for the terrorists, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussien, and GEORGE BUSH.
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 10:42 PM
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George Bush is an idiot to raid Iraq! All those people escept for the terrorists are innocent! Iran and Iraq are both innocent, except for the terrorists, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussien, and GEORGE BUSH.
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It doesn't matter if they are innocent. They are 'collateral damage' which means they shouldn't have been there when the bombs fell!
GEORGE BUSH is the greatest leader the world has ever had! He is planning to invade Iran and North Korea RIGHT NOW and YOU are going to be drafted to serve in the infantry!
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 10:44 PM
I am joining the army. I will fight for the country, not just George Bush.
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Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read! -
10-03-2006, 10:46 PM
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I am joining the army. I will fight for the country, not just George Bush.
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United States, George Bush, Jesus Christ, they are all the same thing when you get down to it.
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