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07-01-2008, 09:43 PM
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So your trying to tell me that everyone in the world is related to each other in some way which would make everyone committing incest?
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That's just typical coming from somebody who calls themself TheGayChild. Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?
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07-01-2008, 09:44 PM
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You've got to be kidding me. How's about the entire world except for Noah, his family and two of every animal?
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Oh, I take the Bible with a grain of salt, to be honest.
I think some of the main principles are pretty good (thou shalt not kill, love thy neighbour, covet not thy neighbour's wife, etc.).
But.. I don't really believe that God got some old guy and his wife to build a gigantic boat and get 2 of every animal on it so he could flood the entire world.
Why not just kill everyone except Noah?
Or just make them disappear or something?
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07-01-2008, 09:45 PM
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Well, first off, you can't get AIDS from kissing. Unless you both have bleeding, pus-excreting sores in your mouths.
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Friend, you just completely contradicted yourself in one post.
And for the record gay men are not choosy about who they anally rape, though we know they prefer children. But in truth, you can get AIDs from everything nowadays. We all know queers hate normal folks, and just want to rape as many men as possible, to give us all AIDs. Did you know fags are actually go out their way to try and give us normal folks AIDs?
That's right, while we're all asleep at night, gangs of queers run around in packs, spilling their AIDS infested semen all over the place! In bus shelters, on bicycle seats, maybe even on the door handle of your own home! I have even heard tell of queers going around malls, wiping their disease-ridden seed on food-products such as fruit and vegetables, so that when we eat them we'll get AIDs too! They even smere their infected goo on the ring-pulls of Pepsi-cans, and put in into shampoo bottles. These fags will stop at nothing to poison the World with their sickness! And they say I'm paranoid? No-way! They are out to get us all, mark my words on it!
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07-01-2008, 09:46 PM
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Oh, I take the Bible with a grain of salt, to be honest.
I think some of the main principles are pretty good (thou shalt not kill, love thy neighbour, covet not thy neighbour's wife, etc.).
But.. I don't really believe that God got some old guy and his wife to build a gigantic boat and get 2 of every animal on it so he could flood the entire world.
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Then you will rot in hell with the other sinners getting ass-raped by demon hordes for all eternity. God wrote an entire book for a reason, not so you could just pick out the parts you like.
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07-01-2008, 09:47 PM
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So your trying to tell me that everyone in the world is related to each other in some way which would make everyone committing incest?
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Everyone is related to each other, in some way.
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07-01-2008, 09:50 PM
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Then you will rot in hell with the other sinners getting ass-raped by demon hordes for all eternity. God wrote an entire book for a reason, not so you could just pick out the parts you like.
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God didn't write the Bible.
Humans did.
And it's not that I don't enjoy the stories and the morals that the stories in the Bible contain, it's just that it was written such a long time ago. Some of the rules in it don't really pertain to modern life.
And I'm not Christian.
I'm a Satanist.
So, I guess I'll burn in Hell whether I believe the entirety of the Bible or not.
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07-01-2008, 09:51 PM
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Well, first off, you can't get AIDS from kissing.
Unless you both have bleeding, pus-excreting sores in your mouths.
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In other words, you can get AIDS from kissing. Which is just what he said.
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And second a gay man wouldn't want to molest me since I'm a girl.
A lesbian might, but I have no problem with that seeing as I'm bisexual myself.
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How nice, you fornicate randomly with whoever comes your way. I see you have no interest in God's Word, so why are you here? To mock Jesus?
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How shameful of you to be Homophobic.
Jesus Christ, our savior, preached that one should be accepting of things that one does not understand. If Jesus forgives everyone, your should follow in his footsteps.
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Where in the Bible did you read this?
Oh, right. You made it up.
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I am not yet thirty and have accepted the teachings of our Lord to be true. By not living by his word, you are shaming and disregarding everything Jesus has taught, letting him die on the cross in vain.
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By not capitalizing His holy pronouns, you are disrespecting Him. By accepting teaching you or your Father Feelgood made up, you are denying His true nature and trying to make Him into a feelgood hippie.
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I am not going to tell you what to do in your life, for that is only up to you, but I implore you to be as Jesus wished for all Christians to be; loving their neighbor as they would love themselves, no matter what sins they have committed.
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Wait, so you're saying that Jesus loves all sinners no matter what, yet commands us to "shake off the dust of our feet" at the people who refuse His Word, that those people may be marked at the time of Judgment? Marked for what, extra hugs?
Let's see what Jesus says about loving people who reject Him:
Mark 6:
11 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
More tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha. And what happened to them? Oh, yes. Firestorm and utter destruction. Not extra hugs.
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Also, most Homosexual people DO NOT have AIDS. It's about the same percentage of those infected for both Heterosexuals and homosexuals.)
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Really? Could you show us the statistics on that?
Just because something is written down does not mean it is true, friend. You can make up all the "facts" you want, or even write made-up religions like Islam or Hinduism, but that doesn't make them TRUTH!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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07-01-2008, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by STFU xx Brit
knowledge = acceptance, fcuking thank you!! at least one of you can believe in god, but not believe in every little thing the bible has told you! you sir, or ma'am, have just made my day.
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K=A, I think this little sentence pretty much says it all.
You don't believe in what the Bible says, even though God provided it specifically for us to follow. You make up your own Feelgood god instead.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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07-01-2008, 09:56 PM
u r tlkin 2 anothr gai rite now. hell yeah, ful blown lezbo rite heer!
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07-01-2008, 09:57 PM
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u r tlkin 2 anothr gai rite now. hell yeah, ful blown lezbo rite heer!
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No, you can not has cheezburger.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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07-01-2008, 09:58 PM
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u r tlkin 2 anothr gai rite now. hell yeah, ful blown lezbo rite heer!
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Who taught you how to spell; are you retarded?
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
07-01-2008, 09:59 PM
Why don't you disgusting lezzies just get out of GOD's forums if you aren't interested in dropping your perverted life style? Go join your lovers in HELL.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
07-01-2008, 09:59 PM
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How nice, you fornicate randomly with whoever comes your way. I see you have no interest in God's Word, so why are you here? To mock Jesus?
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I don't think "molest" and "fornicate" mean the same thing.
And I'm a virgin, so no. I don't fornicate randomly with whoever comes my wa.
And I'm absolutely not here to mock Jesus.
I think Jesus was an exceptional man.
But not a God, God, or the son of God.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
07-01-2008, 10:00 PM
Not a GOD? I believe you'll find that the Bible, which was authored by GOD, says that JESUS was GOD, by being a part of the Trinity.
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07-01-2008, 10:05 PM
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Not a GOD? I believe you'll find that the Bible, which was authored by GOD, says that JESUS was GOD, by being a part of the Trinity.
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But I don't believe that everything the Bible says is true.
I'm allowed to have my own opinions.
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
07-01-2008, 10:06 PM
True, GOD does give you a choice. It's just a shame you've chosen hell over an eternity of bliss with our loving Creator.
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07-01-2008, 10:11 PM
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But I don't believe that everything the Bible says is true.
I'm allowed to have my own opinions.
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Not here you aren't, sunshine. This is God's favorite forum, and you have exactly ZERO rights. I would like to urge you to read THIS thread before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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07-01-2008, 10:15 PM
The only opinion that matters is GODS opinion.
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07-01-2008, 10:20 PM
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Not here you aren't, sunshine. This is God's favorite forum, and you have exactly ZERO rights. I would like to urge you to read THIS thread before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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God's forum?
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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
07-01-2008, 10:37 PM
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God's forum?
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That's correct. God's (who is Jesus) forum. Listen friend, why do you hate Christ?
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