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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-26-2007, 01:29 PM

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Wicca isn't old. But druidism is indeed very old. At one time, druids were revered. Although wicca isn't old, many other's are. And, look at that, Druidry is still practiced. Although, maybe not like it used to, but it still exists.
At one time the Druids were utterly annihilated by the Romans for being a bunch of rebellious pests. You know Romans as in Julius Caesar , another group of pagans. That was in about 1st Century AD. So what is you explanation how a group of dead pagans that the only written record of is from their enemies managed to continue their tradition over a 1800+ years interruption?



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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-26-2007, 01:32 PM

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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-26-2007, 02:19 PM

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I must disagree, good brother.
It's never murder if God commands it.

And nobody could deny those druids got exactly what they deserved.
Good point. Brutally slaughtered in the name of Jesus would have been a more tactful and sensitive way of putting it.


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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-26-2007, 07:52 PM

The religion was forced underground. Some druids did live. Of course they were slaughtered. Druids were peace-loving people. Of course, you wouldn't understand being peace-loving, would you?
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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 01:54 AM

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I'm curious how did you become a pagan ?
For me my beliefs are what works best for me. But, what kind of answer were you expecting?



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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 06:30 AM

I've been a Nazarene for the past 14 years. basically the only differences between us and your fine church is we realize we're all in this together so there is no room to look down on other people and we believe you can live an entirely holy life ( granted you could believe this too, but on the grand scale of things we're still a bit of an oddity for it).
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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 11:06 AM

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The religion was forced underground. Some druids did live.
No, they were all slaughtered by the Vikings.

Your religion hasn't existed before either, some fools had simply visited stonehenge too many times...
They got crazy by the many demons circling those vile stones, and started dressing funny and calling themselves druids.
Then they came up with "rituals" and what not.. But it isn't the same thing as the druids who lived back then:
As it's very likely the only similarity is the name.

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Of course they were slaughtered. Druids were peace-loving people.
Make up your mind, were they slaughtered or were they not slaughtered?

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Of course, you wouldn't understand being peace-loving, would you?
..We are Jesus-loving (could you ever understand THAT, antichrist?) and He doesn't want any peace... not yet atleast.
Peace is something that everyone seems to love today.. everyone from filthy hippies to FALSE "Christians".

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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I've been a Nazarene for the past 14 years. basically the only differences between us and your fine church is we realize we're all in this together so there is no room to look down on other people and we believe you can live an entirely holy life ( granted you could believe this too, but on the grand scale of things we're still a bit of an oddity for it).
You can only live a holy life by accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour.

As for "looking down" on others, last time I checked.. your false church also believes that homosexuality for example, is wrong and sinful.
So apparently, you "look down" on others just as we do.

And we are commanded to judge others in the Bible (Leviticus 19:15), GOD commands us to do it, do you dare argue with God?
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1 Corinthians 2:15


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 11:10 AM

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The religion was forced underground. Some druids did live. Of course they were slaughtered.
So they lived even though they'd been slaughtered? For a bunch of primitive sheep-bothering proto-hippies, they must've been pretty tough.
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Of course we understand being peace-loving! I cannot wait for the day when JESUS returns to viciously massacre all the Muslims and Hindoos so you and the Buddhists can drown in their blood and then us True Christian™ survivors can all hold hands and live a beautiful life of peace, brotherhood and harmony. But that is not the point. The point is, how did the druids react when civilised people started wiping them out? Fighting back against a blood-crazed Australian viking trying to burn you and rape your village to death is not being war-loving, it's just common sense. If the druids were so "peace-loving" as to passively accept their annihilation, they were obviously the stupidest group of people the world has ever known, and no-one should ever attempt to emulate their idiocy, and if they used their Mighty Morphin Druid Super-Powers to fight back, then it's pretty obvious that said Druid Powers were totally useless. Which is it?
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I've been a Nazarene for the past 14 years. basically the only differences between us and your fine church is we realize we're all in this together so there is no room to look down on other people.
What do you mean, "we're all in this together"? Do you believe that you're going to Heaven, while non-Christian groups such as Druids and Catholics are going to Hell? If you don't believe that, I don't see how you can call yourself Christians, but if you do, how can you avoid looking down on people who're being eternally tortured while you enjoy an eternity of Paradise?


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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 01:47 PM

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For me my beliefs are what works best for me. But, what kind of answer were you expecting?

Well I’m not sure what kind of answer I don’t know alot about pagans ,was just wondering was you brought up to be a pagan or you just decided that you wanted to be one?
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Well I’m not sure what kind of answer I don’t know alot about pagans ,was just wondering was were you brought up to be a pagan or you just decided that you wanted to be one?
I was raised by Catholic parents, so no, I wasn't brought up Pagan. Over time, I found Paganism to be what works for me. Such things you don't 'just decide', not like a person 'just decides' they want to dye their hair. It is something that happened over time, and like I said, I found it to be what works for me.



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Well I’m not sure what kind of answer I don’t know alot about pagans ,was just wondering was you brought up to be a pagan or you just decided that you wanted to be one?
I can answer that.

Like all pagans, she was brought up by Godless atheist hippies who preached communism and tree-hugging. She attended secular schools where they taught her that Jesus is dead and he was some kind of fruity free-love liebral, and that girls are somehow the equal of men, and that baking pies was a bad thing and that killing babies is fine and dandy because the chinks do it every day. Then one day she and her lezbean girlfriends were playing with her ouijia board and got possessed by satan.

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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 02:01 PM

Umm, Zeke?
Maybe you should read my previous post.



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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 02:09 PM

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Umm, Zeke?
Maybe you should read my previous post.
I stand by my posts, each and every one.

Why should anyone believe a pagan? You people have no morality and will lie about anything.


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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 02:52 PM

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I was raised by Catholic parents, so no, I wasn't brought up Pagan. Over time, I found Paganism to be what works for me. Such things you don't 'just decide', not like a person 'just decides' they want to dye their hair. It is something that happened over time, and like I said, I found it to be what works for me.
Works for you?
Typical modern sickular behaviour, choosing religion after what you LIKE.
And of course, you're gonna chose a religion that puts no demands on you to behave properly.. won't you, harlot? (2 Timothy 4:3-4)

And it's obvious you don't care about truth, (but only what you WANT to be true) but truth is the thing which TRUE religion is about:
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life:
No man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
John 14:6

Your "religion" is nothing but an excuse to fornicate with goats and practice witchcraft.
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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 03:24 PM

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I'm curious as to know, what religion is everyone else. Do you spit in the face of Jesus? If so, good for you! *applause* I am a form of pagan. What religion do the rest of you spit in jesus's face to? Oh, i hope someone out there is a satanist, but those are rather hard to find, believe it or not. All this time, i still haven't found one. Still, it's worth looking into, seeing as how much it will make the TCs out there mad.
Im an agnostic that beleaves in the Gods of gameing and in the force


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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 03:45 PM

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Im an agnostic that beleaves in the Gods of gameing and in the force
Gods of gaming, like Orcus and Demigorgon in D&D? You think those made up false gods are real and you worship them?

They really are demons disguised as false made up gods you know.



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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 04:03 PM

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Gods of gaming, like Orcus and Demigorgon in D&D? You think those made up false gods are real and you worship them?

They really are demons disguised as false made up gods you know.
No its a new Religion the gods of gameing guide our thumbs wile we play Video games.

Read and be inlightend my brother http://churchofgaming.com/


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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 04:35 PM

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So they lived even though they'd been slaughtered? For a bunch of primitive sheep-bothering proto-hippies, they must've been pretty tough.

Of course we understand being peace-loving! I cannot wait for the day when JESUS returns to viciously massacre all the Muslims and Hindoos so you and the Buddhists can drown in their blood and then us True Christian™ survivors can all hold hands and live a beautiful life of peace, brotherhood and harmony. But that is not the point. The point is, how did the druids react when civilised people started wiping them out? Fighting back against a blood-crazed Australian viking trying to burn you and rape your village to death is not being war-loving, it's just common sense. If the druids were so "peace-loving" as to passively accept their annihilation, they were obviously the stupidest group of people the world has ever known, and no-one should ever attempt to emulate their idiocy, and if they used their Mighty Morphin Druid Super-Powers to fight back, then it's pretty obvious that said Druid Powers were totally useless. Which is it?
I didn't say all of the were slaughtered, some were. And, The ways of the druids, perhaps not all of them, has been passed down.
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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 04:39 PM

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I didn't say all of the were slaughtered, some were. And, The ways of the druids, perhaps not all of them, has been passed down.
How? Who passed the ways of the druids to you? Who passed it to them? I want names, faces and dates. Oh, and addresses.


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Default Re: What religion are you? - 07-27-2007, 06:28 PM

Sorry, can't give you names, faces, or addresses. Well, i could, but i don't want you to know where my mentor's live. And their mentor's. And those people's mentors. Now, the way of the druid's has been published-into books. The words were passed down from druid to druid, until one of them was smart enough to create some kind of form of document.
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