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10-01-2012, 12:56 PM
Thanks for this thread, it's wonderfully entertaining.
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10-03-2012, 11:44 PM
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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10-16-2012, 06:49 PM
Hadn't seen this one before:
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
10-17-2012, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
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The most offensive part of this cartoon isn't the monkey god, it's the fact that it is holding a beautiful white blonde child of God!
Disgusting.
Yet, even though I am greatly offended, I won't chop anyone's head off.
Why? Because I'm not a savage stone-age monster, that's why.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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11-18-2012, 01:34 PM
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11-18-2012, 02:07 PM
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You're picture is obviously wrong. The Bible is not written in Europe or Africa, it is written in England.
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11-18-2012, 02:14 PM
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You're picture is obviously wrong. The Bible is not written in Europe or Africa, it is written in England.
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Is was translated in England. You fail.
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11-18-2012, 02:17 PM
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Is was translated in England. You fail.
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Please, you should learn a bit about history. Fact is, KJV was made perfect by God.
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11-18-2012, 02:27 PM
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Please, you should learn a bit about history. Fact is, KJV was made perfect by God.
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So was the KJV the first Bible? Why God had it written 1600 years after the death of Jesus?
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11-18-2012, 02:55 PM
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So was the KJV the first Bible? Why God had it written 1600 years after the death of Jesus?
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You need to lear how to read as well. Did I say anything KJV being the first bible? No, dummy. KJV is the bible made perfect by God.
It's a historical fact that God made KJV in English.
2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness
As we are the only ones who follow the true bible anymore it is clear that it was predestined that American will be God's chosen language for His chosen people. Checkmate heathen. Jesus wins again!
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
11-18-2012, 03:19 PM
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I’ve been searching for a long time now but I can’t find anything funny about Mohammed in your picture. Maybe you posted the wrong picture or maybe you have comprehension issues when reading thread titles? Are you inattentive or are you stupid?
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
11-18-2012, 04:13 PM
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I’ve been searching for a long time now but I can’t find anything funny about Mohammed in your picture. Maybe you posted the wrong picture or maybe you have comprehension issues when reading thread titles? Are you inattentive or are you stupid?
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Is this a rhetorical question, brother John? Anyone who thinks MOOhammad was anything other than a Satanic plant to derail Christians from their path heard God say "come forth for brains" and they came FIFTH.
The only relevant pictures of MOOhammad would be of him having bestial relations with a camel.
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
11-18-2012, 04:21 PM
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I’ve been searching for a long time now but I can’t find anything funny about Mohammed in your picture. Maybe you posted the wrong picture or maybe you have comprehension issues when reading thread titles? Are you inattentive or are you stupid?
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Är du svensk?
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11-18-2012, 05:04 PM
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The only relevant pictures of MOOhammad would be of him having bestial relations with a camel.
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That is exactly the kind of funny things I expect in this thread.
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Är du svensk?
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Yes and no. I have converted from being a Swede. However, no matter how much I pray I cannot change the fact I was born in that Godforsaken country. But that is of less importance today.
Stop whining
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
11-18-2012, 09:38 PM
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So was the KJV the first Bible? Why God had it written 1600 years after the death of Jesus?
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..er ..excuse me but aren't you the one saying it was written over 1600 years?
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07-17-2013, 05:03 PM
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What about this one?
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
01-25-2014, 11:18 AM
Compare this with the atheist brain:
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01-25-2014, 11:33 AM
Dr PP, that pic (the first one) doesn't work for we mere forum members Second one is clear.
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