[Father Maurice Lester]

It seems His Holiness has reached around the normal barriers of earthly resistance and once again charmed another well known person to the point of a lovely donation and a dedication to helping solve the world's ills. Isn't this exactly what Jesus had in mind when he built His Church on the rock of Saint Peter?

Can there be any doubt that fabulous Franky has hit a special nerve of piety in almost everyone on this planet?

It must really drive the Devil crazy when he sees how God has managed to re-assert the vibrancy of His Church by the deeds of His spokesman here on Earth!

Apart from a few ISIS fighters and the odd Baptist cult, it seems everyone has embraced this amazing and humble man as he spreads the word of Jesus though both example and education.

Now, what the article does not tell you is that Marty was also in the greater posse and is all over the idea of a movie about His Holiness and this amazing life of service to God that he has lived. I can't wait to see who they cast in the various roles... in particular that of Francis himself!

Please answer the poll question and let's see who 'ends up' playing The Pope in what will surely be one the greatest cinematic statements of all time.




Bless you, my cripples walk-ons,
Father Mo



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[Pastor Ezekiel]

What on earth are you prattling on about, papist?

I've been with Donald J. Trump (the next president of the United States) over in DesMoines, acting as his spiritual adviser and fashion consultant. We were able to raise over $5 million for (True Christian™) Veterans tonight! Donald and I are not only loved by Jesus, but also full of the Holy Spirit! Shout GLORY!!!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

What on earth are you prattling on about, papist?

I've been with Donald J. Trump (the next president of the United States) over in DesMoines, acting as his spiritual adviser and fashion consultant. We were able to raise over $5 million for (True Christian™) Veterans tonight! Donald and I are not only loved by Jesus, but also full of the Holy Spirit! Shout GLORY!!!

The "new" pontiff's McLuhan 15 minutes of fame have expired about as fast as the puff of smoke he rode in on. Even the once touted "new" Coke lasted longer. Near as I can tell the Mary worshiping holy water wafer bead cult is trying to get Hellywood to gin up their lagging brand.

Only Jesus and the Bible (KJV1611) have lasted 2,000 years without a hitch.

[Brother Harold Porter]

I assume the movie will include pre-pubescent child actors? Will the Vatican provide in-depth counseling, to prepare the innocent children for the role play they will perform, depicting the sexual assault that occurs behind the curtains (and under the smocks) of the typical "church" and "priest"?

You should be ashamed of yourself.


In Christ (not Mary)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

It seems His Holiness has reached around the normal barriers of earthly resistance and once again charmed another well known person to the point of a lovely donation and a dedication to helping solve the world's ills. Isn't this exactly what Jesus had in mind when he built His Church on the rock of Saint Peter?

1. Jesus didn't do that
2. It was a rock... not a celebrity or "rock star"!

I wish your cult would not be quite so blatant about appealing to the lowest common denominator. What next "I'm a Bishop, get me out of here."? "X-factor Relics Salesman"? "Nun of the Week"?

Can there be any doubt that fabulous Franky has hit a special nerve of piety in almost everyone on this planet?

Yes.

It must really drive the Devil crazy

I don't know about that - isn't Satan in charge of your lot?

when he sees how God has managed to re-assert the vibrancy of His Church by the deeds of His spokesman here on Earth!

"re-assert?" was it ever vibrant? How "vibrant" can kiddy-fiddlers with burning handbags be?

Apart from a few ISIS fighters and the odd Baptist cult, it seems everyone has embraced this amazing and humble man as he spreads the word of Jesus though both example and education.

Come on ... admit it... you've been inhaling the incence again, haven't you?

Now, what the article does not tell you

It's told me nothing I need to know so far.

is that Marty was also in the greater posse and is all over the idea of a movie about His Holiness and this amazing life of service to God that he has lived. I can't wait to see who they cast in the various roles... in particular that of Francis himself!

I was going to ask you the question posed in
Lu:16:11: If therefore ye have not been faithful in the unrighteous mammon, who will commit to your trust the true riches?

But you commit your "true riches" to Swiss Bankers, don't you?

Please answer the poll question and let's see who 'ends up' playing The Pope in what will surely be one the greatest cinematic statements of all time.

A Poll? A Poll? I thought I was joking when I suggested "I'm a Bishop, get me out of here.", "X-factor Relics Salesman", and "Nun of the Week".

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

...Please answer the poll question...

Anthony Hopkins is my write-in candidate.


He could feed the five thousand with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Wow!

Talk about a Midas touch!

Just by riding in a car our beloved Pontiff can help raise over $60,000 dollars for charity. I am sure the upcoming movie about his life will feature this as it shows just what a devout and humble man His Holiness is.

A tiny black Fiat 500L that carried Pope Francis through Philadelphia during his historic U.S. visit was sold for $82,000 at an auction on Friday, organizers said.

The auction drew more than 19 bidders and lasted just 11 minutes. Participants competed to take home the car, described as “Pope Francis’ Philly Fiat” both remotely and in-person at the Philadelphia Auto Show, church and auction officials said.

The 79-year-old Pontiff chose the Fiat as a symbol of his concern for the environment and desire to put aside some of the rich trappings long associated with his office.

He also used a white Jeep with open sides known as a “popemobile” that allowed Francis to kiss babies as he passed.

Thousands of Americans packed the streets of the three cities during Francis’ September visit, during which he also addressed the United Nations and met with prisoners and homeless people.

I would think if you folks ever tried to auction off a car Pastor Zeke rode in it would cost 60k just to clean the stench of corruption from it!

I think we can all agree that God has hit one out of the park with this choice of representative here on earth. Could there be a better man to lead a billion plus Catholics to the gates of Heaven?



Bless you, my dentist's dreams,
Father Mo




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[Jim Farmer]

We have all the evidence we need. The Pope hates the Donald!