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Default Re: Why does God think I'm a gaysexual? - 02-25-2014, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
I hate to say this but have you thought a more obvious answer than Jesus personally typed in those words for you?

That's right: one of your son's is gay. Or has been anally raped by a family friend or mentor.

Jesus has your back, friend. You need to see to your sons. Before it is too late.

On a lighter note, I'm available for private one to one counselling with the youth who turns out to have been up to anal antics to help bend him into shape (and I'll waiver the normal initial consultation fee).

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I have been thinking about this, Brother Niles, and you might be right. It most likely wasn't Jesus typing that message to me, but He typed it to son. I have been trying to figure it out who of them it is, but I haven't been able to find out yet who is this sinner.

I'm not sure what to do. I think we need to arrange pastor to check their rectums to be sure. I hate to think what we might find out, but it's better to find out sooner than later, if one of them has been having anal sex. If this is the sad case, I think ex-Gay therapy is much easier to go through before the AIDS has truly sank in yet.
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