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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-18-2014, 04:06 AM

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I'm not going to offend anyone here, but I'm just trying to stand up for the developers of my favorite game: I made a video response to this post that can be found here: I hate Jesus [WARNING FOR HORRIBLE ENGLISH]
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-18-2014, 03:02 PM

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You're American is actually very good.

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Not sure if sarcasm or if you're actually serious...
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-18-2014, 03:10 PM

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Not sure if sarcasm or if you're actually serious...
Despite your hatred for Jesus it is obvious that you are an educated young youth. Please don't throw away that potential by rejecting Jesus.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-18-2014, 07:01 PM

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Despite your hatred for Jesus it is obvious that you are an educated young youth. Please don't throw away that potential by rejecting Jesus.

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I don't hate Jesus, I think he existed but was not holy in any way, just a regular nice guy. I don't believe in God tho...
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-18-2014, 07:14 PM

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I don't hate Jesus, I think he existed but was not holy in any way, just a regular nice guy. I don't believe in God tho...
And this entire forum only exists to educate people about what the Bible says about Jesus and God and eternal hellfire for those who don't believe something written down in scattered bits around the Middle East thousands of years ago by people who hadn't yet figured out how to make iron (even though their neighbours had), not for pointless musings about the specific shade of one's belly button lint on a Thursday morning.

The program, are you with it?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-18-2014, 11:45 PM

Not sure if troll or too close-minded to actually look at the details to understand something better...

Seriously? "Get behind me doctor" is a gay term? How about a command to keep your healer safe from the 3 snipers in the 30 feet ahead.

Then again, I'm just an outsider throwing bananas at you "saviour parents".
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-24-2014, 04:05 PM

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Those are phrases that are said as ways to keep the medic safe from dying. The game's creators are Christians themselves.
I'll talk in a clear way for you.

"Phrases that are said to keep the medic safe": Okay, so I have served in the military so I actually have experience, unlike you. No one and I am completely honest, that no one in the military shouts "Get behind me!" They say "Get back." or "Take Cover!".
The game's creator are Christians? I'm guessing the same Christians who think the Pope is the word of God? Only people who fell to the Catlicks' (Catholic, in case you do not know.) traps claim themselves as True Christians if they listen to the Pope, not Our Lord himself.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-27-2014, 01:55 AM

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I'm not going to offend anyone here, but I'm just trying to stand up for the developers of my favorite game: I made a video response to this post that can be found here: I hate Jesus [WARNING FOR HORRIBLE ENGLISH]
Well, friend, i can only speak for myself, but I tried playing TF2 a few times, and I kept dying within the first minute or so. Now does that seem fair to you? And some homo used in-game messaging to tell me he would look out for me if I agreed to be his "special" friend.

That's an awful lot of pressure to put on a guy.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-28-2014, 07:41 AM

I would like to start out by saying that originally, I thought this thread was a troll thread. That's how ridiculous you sound. I am a complete christian, and believe in God and worship him on a daily basis. I play TF2 regularly and have put enough play in to understand basically every feature of the game. I am younger than your son, and I am NEVER in fights. The game is very fun, contains cartoon violence, some explicit, although not very bad, language, and possible offensive language, usually said by the soldier (i.e. SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY!). As for your statement on homosexuality, I don't even know where to start with you. "I love this doctor!" Aren't christians supposed to love everyone, with this clearly not even coming close to displaying any level of the most mild form of homosexuality. "Get behind me doctor!" This is purely and indication of common gameplay strategy of shielding the medic from hurt, as the medic is vulnerable. The game does have people on the mic or chat that will say well, anything, but if your son has not heard these "bad things" then he is not ready to experience what the world he lives in. At a very young age, I was introduced willingly by my parents to rated-R movies, such as terminator or R.E.D.. They told me not to say the things I heard, and to not behave like the characters did. AND I DIDNT. The game is not violent, offensive, or anti-christian. I am 13 years-old, and those of you who have not heard a bad word themselves may post the first angry reply (John 8:7. Look it up). The game is a cartoon competition between teams with comic violence. Give me a break.
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Have you read the whole thread? You should read the whole thread. I'm sure your childish "concerns" have been answered numerous times.



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-28-2014, 07:51 AM

Hi son, and welcome to our friendly forums!

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Aren't christians supposed to love everyone,
Well no, Christians aren't supposed to love everyone. From where did you get that idea?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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At a very young age, I was introduced willingly by my parents to rated-R movies, such as terminator or R.E.D.
Then your parents should be ashamed of themselves. Movies are rated for a reason and any parent who deliberately exposes a child to unsuitable material is clearly unfit to be a parent.

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I am 13 years-old, and those of you who have not heard a bad word themselves may post the first angry reply (John 8:7. Look it up).
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Cool Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-28-2014, 10:21 PM

I've clocked 1000 (one-thousand) hours on this game, almost an entire month. I can say with utmost certainty that everything you have said is complete rubbish.

The game does not encourage homosexuality, when the heavy says, "get behind me doctor" he means for the medic to hide behind him to avoid being shot, because he has compassion for other humans.

This game is rated M for mature, your child should not be playing it. The game does not need to be banned because you are incapable of checking the ratings of games your child plays.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-28-2014, 10:24 PM

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I've clocked 1000 (one-thousand) hours on this game, almost an entire month. I can say with utmost certainty that everything you have said is complete rubbish.

The game does not encourage homosexuality, when the heavy says, "get behind me doctor" he means for the medic to hide behind him to avoid being shot, because he has compassion for other humans.

This game is rated M for mature, your child should not be playing it. The game does not need to be banned because you are incapable of checking the ratings of games your child plays.

Sums up my thoughts on your ignorant post

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Oh dear, all that from a game? What on earth happened?

I'm sorry for your loss, and I hope you are never bothered by TF2 again.

Perhaps you might be more pleased to hear of another altogether different game, where players must use cunning and skill to escape an evil scientific facility controlled by a giant computer, by opening holes in walls:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/400/
I can't help but feel a hint of sarcasm in your words ; then again, I do not speak english that well. But I must admit that I really like Portal and I find the idea of making a thread here about this game amazing.

Expecting impatiently Portal's review .

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...Expecting impatiently Portal's review...
See, up at the top of the page? The little button that says "Search"? Gee, I wonder whatever could that be used for?

PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!


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See, up at the top of the page? The little button that says "Search"? Gee, I wonder whatever could that be used for?

PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

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F2f is just fine and I have not found any profanity in it
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F2f is just fine and I have not found any profanity in it
Of course you haven't (you lack True Christian™ discernment), but personal experience isn't proof of anything.


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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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