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Default Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 03-17-2011, 04:15 AM

Dear Friends,

Recently, a very special episode of DeGassi Junior High brought to light a growing problem in our neighbor to the North. In the episode, entitle, "The Shout," a young woman got invited to a party by a local jock. She prepared by getting all "slutted up," including with silver lame do-me pumps and glitter eye-liner. The ho also wore a hockey mask, as it is well-known that Canadian men cannot maintain an erection unless they are thinking of Gordie Howe.

So the girl goes to the party and lures her mark up to an empty bedroom. Since he's been chugging roofie-laden Gatorade all night, the lad's resistance is way down. And she date rapes him repeatedly! We see the scene from his perspective, as he believes it is gap-toothed legendary scorer Gordie Howe with whom he's fornicating. The room spins...

And the next day he feels ashamed for having been date raped. So he decides to become a homosexual and starts pulling tricks at the local gas station for swigs of whisky from trucker's canteens. Then I sorta lost the thread of it.

But the overall lesson is clear: BEWARE OF CANADIAN DATE RAPISTS!

Yours in Him,
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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 03-17-2011, 11:02 AM

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But the overall lesson is clear: BEWARE OF CANADIAN DATE RAPISTS!
I would change that to: BEWARE OF ALL CANADIANS!
I once myself had an encounter of the unholy kind with these muslimloving, terrorist-harboring eskimoes. The peace-and-harmony propaganda uttered by these devilsfolks made me so angry I wanted to force them all into a small people carrier, and spray them all with holy-water!

I pulled myself together and walked away, before I was pulled into their heathen minds!
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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 03-18-2011, 08:02 AM

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Dear Friends,

Recently, a very special episode of DeGassi Junior High brought to light a growing problem in our neighbor to the North. In the episode, entitle, "The Shout," a young woman got invited to a party by a local jock. She prepared by getting all "slutted up," including with silver lame do-me pumps and glitter eye-liner. The ho also wore a hockey mask, as it is well-known that Canadian men cannot maintain an erection unless they are thinking of Gordie Howe.

So the girl goes to the party and lures her mark up to an empty bedroom. Since he's been chugging roofie-laden Gatorade all night, the lad's resistance is way down. And she date rapes him repeatedly! We see the scene from his perspective, as he believes it is gap-toothed legendary scorer Gordie Howe with whom he's fornicating. The room spins...

And the next day he feels ashamed for having been date raped. So he decides to become a homosexual and starts pulling tricks at the local gas station for swigs of whisky from trucker's canteens. Then I sorta lost the thread of it.

But the overall lesson is clear: BEWARE OF CANADIAN DATE RAPISTS!

Yours in Him,
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I thought that show ended years ago haha i learned something new today..
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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 03-19-2011, 08:09 AM

This is an out right LIE!




Canadian Men DO NOT think of Gordie Howe, that crazy!




We think of Wayne Greztky, since Wayne is a better hockey player and looks way hotter than Gordie



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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 03-20-2011, 12:53 AM

You know what's idiotic? Women ARE NOT responsible for rapes. They are victims! What is wrong with you people????
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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 03-20-2011, 12:55 AM

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You know what's idiotic? Women ARE NOT responsible for rapes. They are victims! What is wrong with you people????
Actually most rapes are committed by women. Then the vicious whores turn around and charge the man with it!

Why are you spreading this vile anti-men propaganda across the internet? Are you a rapist yourself? Probably a pedophile.


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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 03-20-2011, 01:30 AM

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Actually most rapes are committed by women. Then the vicious whores turn around and charge the man with it!

Why are you spreading this vile anti-men propaganda across the internet? Are you a rapist yourself? Probably a pedophile.
I, a rapist? I am a virgin, thank you very much. And sticking his junk into an unwilling woman isn't rape? What is rape, in your ahem (idiotic) ahem opinion?
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You know what's idiotic? Women ARE NOT responsible for rapes. They are victims! What is wrong with you people????
What would you call what Lot's daughters did to him?
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What would you call what Lot's daughters did to him?
She probably has no idea who Lot is.

Serbian Girl, read Genesis 19:30-36

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31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:

32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.


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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 03-28-2011, 07:01 AM

I live in Canada, born in Alberta, a land of oil and guns and God, but then moved away to Europe (God help me), and then Ontario (and I thought Germany was bad). It's hard, got to stay alert, watch the eyes, and keep praying. Can't even carry a concealed gun here.
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I live in Canada, born in Alberta, a land of oil and guns and God, but then moved away to Europe (God help me), and then Ontario (and I thought Germany was bad). It's hard, got to stay alert, watch the eyes, and keep praying. Can't even carry a concealed gun here.
That's a pity. Someday I want to move to Arizona where anyone can carried concealed. I bet there's barely any crime down there with the criminals not knowing which patriotic citizen will shoot them for their transgressions.
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That's a pity. Someday I want to move to Arizona where anyone can carried concealed. I bet there's barely any crime down there with the criminals not knowing which patriotic citizen will shoot them for their transgressions.
Exactly, conceal weapons make polite societies, if that's not true, why is it the South, full of guns, both concealed and otherwise, is polite, whereas places like New York, ruled by 'leftist intellectuals' are filled with crime, poverty, and boorish behaviour. I can't tell you how many vandals and other scum I pass on a daily basis, without even a pistol(!) to offer correction with. This is why Canada is constantly on the verge of collapse. You can't even rely on the police here, it's sickening. And we finally got someone in who looked like he was going to do something about it, and the rest of parliament voted to collapse the government and hold new elections. Even the politicians here are TRAITORS.
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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 09-16-2011, 04:24 AM

I really wish i could piffleING KILL ALL OF YOU right now. You calling us Canadians muslimloving, terrorist-harboring eskimoes.

This is what i have to say to you God loving assholes.

You are all inbred pifflein hicks that cant get out of your own faggot bubble. I will personally FIND YOU AND HUNT YOU THE piffle DOWN. I will piffleing RAPE your Daughters for "sale" and maybe blow up your piffleed up church.

You people are the piffleing assholes of amerrica. < Yes i ment to do that.

You all should go piffle your cousins already. Continue your piffleed up way of life. Believing in something/someone who DOES NOT piffleING EXIST. Look up u see a giant fairy floating on a piffleing cloud. Your all a bunch of stupid piffles.

Id rather be friends with a terrorist then a bunch of piffle-ups like yourselves. Get a piffleing job. Maybe go sell your daughter you piffle-cunts.
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I really wish i could piffleING KILL ALL OF YOU right now. You calling us Canadians muslimloving, terrorist-harboring eskimoes.

This is what i have to say to you God loving assholes.

You are all inbred pifflein hicks that cant get out of your own faggot bubble. I will personally FIND YOU AND HUNT YOU THE piffle DOWN. I will piffleing RAPE your Daughters for "sale" and maybe blow up your piffleed up church.

You people are the piffleing assholes of amerrica. < Yes i ment to do that.

You all should go piffle your cousins already. Continue your piffleed up way of life. Believing in something/someone who DOES NOT piffleING EXIST. Look up u see a giant fairy floating on a piffleing cloud. Your all a bunch of stupid piffles.

Id rather be friends with a terrorist then a bunch of piffle-ups like yourselves. Get a piffleing job. Maybe go sell your daughter you piffle-cooters.
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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 09-16-2011, 04:35 AM

O and i got a pifflein warning for being threatning. Maybe this will clear it up. piffle all of you dumbcooters. Your all piffleing retarded. I want to bash all your pifflein skulls in and pifflein drown your dumb asses
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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 09-16-2011, 04:37 AM

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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 09-16-2011, 04:32 PM

There seems to be some unrequited anger going on with you, give yourself to Jesus and you will feel so much better for it. Praise Glory!


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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 09-16-2011, 05:14 PM

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O and i got a pifflein warning for being threatning. Maybe this will clear it up. piffle all of you dumbcooters. Your all piffleing retarded. I want to bash all your pifflein skulls in and pifflein drown your dumb asses
My o my. I don't think I've ever seen a Canadian so upset before. Its welfare check must be late.
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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 11-27-2011, 09:48 AM

I'm Canadian...But I can still tell Gardner is being a bitch.

But really Landover...I'm pretty sure date-rapes have occured in the United States too.
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Default Re: Beware Canadian Date Rapists! - 11-27-2011, 12:47 PM

You are probably right, Obama isn't doing nearly enough to keep the northern border closed, allowing those slutty Canadian rapists to sneak into the US and rape our men


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