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Default Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 08-11-2008, 08:39 AM

I was always told as a child that the Moon was made entirely out of green cheese?

However, after the faked Moon Landings, Scientists have been trying to convince us that it's made out of rock! Do we know this to be true? Can it be proven?

What does the Bible teach us about the composition on the Moon? Does it say anything about cheese?

I just wondered where my parents obtained this fact.

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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 08-11-2008, 12:34 PM

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I just wondered where my parents obtained this fact.
Further to my original message, I've done a little digging.... apparently it WAS the Scientists after all who gave us this dubious Cheese-'fact'.

Yes, when my parents told me the Moon was made out of cheese, they were going on so-called scientific evidence presented from the fake Moon landings!!!

Here is why many believe the Moon is made out of cheese -

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The landings of Apollo 11 and Apollo 12 on the moon sent shock waves through the moon's surface, which were detected on a seismograph. By measuring the speed of shock waves through rock (known as the seismic velocity), the density of the rock can be estimated.

The higher the seismic velocity, the denser the rock. Seismic velocities for moon "rock" were compared to those of rocks from various locations. The results were published in Science, and are shown below:

Seismic Velocities

Lunar________________Seismic Velocity (km/sec)
Basalt 10017.....................1.84
Basalt 10046.....................1.25
Near surface layer..............1.2

Terrestrial rocks_______Seismic Velocity (km/sec)

Granite...............................5.9
Gneiss................................4.9
Basalt.................................5.8
Sandstone...........................4.9
Marble................................6.02
Limestone...........................5.06-5.97

It is clear from this that moon "rock" is considerably less dense than any type of rock found on earth. The scientists then decided to examine the seismic velocities of various cheeses from around the world. Some of the results are shown below:

Cheese_______________Seismic Velocity (km/sec)

Sapsego (Swiss).................2.12
Romano (Italy)....................1.74
Cheddar (Vermont).............1.72
Muenster (Wisconsin)..........1.57

The seismic velocity of moon "rock" is much closer to cheese than any rock found on earth. I admit that this is not conclusive proof that the moon is made of cheese, but in the words of the scientists:
I wonder if any of these so-called scientists carved out a chunk of the green-Moon-cheese, to see what it tasted like? Since the Moon Landings never actually happened, and were filmed in a Hellywood studio, I highly doubt it!

Scientists want us to believe the Moon in made of cheese.... they had my parents brainwashed, but NOT me anymore!
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 08-11-2008, 01:13 PM

Whereas the precise composition of the moon is not known, there may be a hint in
De:33:13: And of Joseph he said, Blessed of the LORD be his land, for the precious things of heaven, for the dew, and for the deep that coucheth beneath,
De:33:14: And for the precious fruits brought forth by the sun, and for the precious things put forth by the moon,

I’m not sure what the "precious things" are supposed to be - probably a Godly mystery to be revealed in time - but

Ne:10:32: Also we made ordinances for us, to charge ourselves yearly with the third part of a shekel for the service of the house of our God;
Ne:10:33: For the shewbread, and for the continual meat offering, and for the continual burnt offering, of the sabbaths, of the new moons, for the set feasts, and for the holy things, and for the sin offerings to make an atonement for Israel, and for all the work of the house of our God.

I think the Moon must be associated with food (not necessarily dairy products) but not composed of it.

God is a great one for creating things out of dust; I suspect the moon is dust.





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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 08-11-2008, 01:50 PM

It is the lesser light to rule the night. The Sun's counterpart, I think that's written in Genesis.
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Gen. 1:16: And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: [he made] the stars also.


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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 08-11-2008, 09:41 PM

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You think? Young man, has it not occurred to you to look it up? It shouldn't have taken any time at all for you to locate the following:

Gen. 1:16: And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: [he made] the stars also.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-09-2010, 10:56 AM

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I was always told as a child that the Moon was made entirely out of green cheese?
No disrespect but you're piffleing crazy. All of you.

Baptist Church? Christians? You're an embarrassment to the world, I mean WHAT THE piffle ARE THESE HERE FOR?


I'm sure this whole website is just a joke or something because it's on digg.com where 'Brother_Percy' says that rape victims should marry their rapist and that it's the girls fault because she tempted the man.

Well I think it's just sick of you guys for masquerading as Christians when really you're making good people look like complete retards, good job...
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No disrespect but you're piffleing crazy. All of you.

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I'm sure this whole website is just a joke or something because it's on digg.com where 'Brother_Percy' says that rape victims should marry their rapist and that it's the girls fault because she tempted the man.

Well I think it's just sick of you guys for masquerading as Christians when really you're making good people look like complete retards, good job...
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Now, did you come here to talk about Jesus or just to have a little rant?

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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-09-2010, 11:02 AM

I believe in Jesus and I know you don't represent him
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-09-2010, 12:23 PM

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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-09-2010, 04:37 PM

The moon is clearly made of condensed electromagnetic radiation, as it clearly says in the bible that god put it in the sky as the light of the night. We all know light is radiation, so that must be what the moon is...duh!



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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-09-2010, 05:45 PM

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No disrespect but you're piffleing crazy. All of you.

Baptist Church? Christians? You're an embarrassment to the world, I mean WHAT THE piffle ARE THESE HERE FOR?


I'm sure this whole website is just a joke or something because it's on digg.com where 'Brother_Percy' says that rape victims should marry their rapist and that it's the girls fault because she tempted the man.

Well I think it's just sick of you guys for masquerading as Christians when really you're making good people look like complete retards, good job...
Sorry, we don't masquerade like those so-called modern Christians who cherry pick verses from the Bible. Instead, we take the whole Bible as it is written (KJV 1611) without questioning GOD'S WORD.

(Deuteronomy 22:28-29 )

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


You Liberals may not like what the BIBLE (KJV) says but here at Landover Baptist, we don't question GOD.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-09-2010, 10:59 PM

The crust of the Moon is composed mostly of oxygen, silicon, magnesium, iron, calcium, and aluminum. There are also trace elements like titanium, uranium, thorium, potassium and hydrogen.

There you go kids.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-09-2010, 11:36 PM

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The crust of the Moon is composed mostly of oxygen, silicon, magnesium, iron, calcium, and aluminum. There are also trace elements like titanium, uranium, thorium, potassium and hydrogen.

There you go kids.
Dear Sir, I asked my Dad about the Moon and he just said that it is not important for me to know that, the only important thing to know is that the Moon was created by God, just like everything else.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-10-2010, 12:55 AM

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Dear Sir, I asked my Dad about the Moon and he just said that it is not important for me to know that, the only important thing to know is that the Moon was created by God, just like everything else.
That's a smart Daddy of yours. I hope you are being home-schooled so you don't get taught those lies by the evilutionists.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-10-2010, 09:56 PM

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That's a smart Daddy of yours. I hope you are being home-schooled so you don't get taught those lies by the evilutionists.
I am afraid, Sir, I am not homeschooled, because that is against the law here.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-10-2010, 10:28 PM

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I was always told as a child that the Moon was made entirely out of green cheese?

However, after the faked Moon Landings, Scientists have been trying to convince us that it's made out of rock! Do we know this to be true? Can it be proven?

What does the Bible teach us about the composition on the Moon? Does it say anything about cheese?

I just wondered where my parents obtained this fact.
In the unlikely even that the moon landing was faked, do not fret. We have been there for sure several times and we know, for a fact that the moon is made of Oxygen, Silicon, Iron, Magnesium, Calcium, Aluminum, Manganese and Titanium. Among the more abundant are oxygen, iron and silicon. Hydrogen is also concentrated at the poles.
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