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Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-03-2015, 02:40 AM
Brothers, I need to bring up a pressing matter that deeply concerns me. I was going to register for a website (which will remain un-named as I don't want to draw any attention to them) and when I went to input my country I was shocked
Why would any website put Afghanistan ahead of God's favorite nation? Let other countries scroll and sift through an alphabetized list foriegn nations nobody's even heard of. Americans should always come first. Here are several requirements for any website if it expects to get my business:
1. Make USA first on any country drop down list. Let other nations sort through terrorist nations and places nobody has even heard of. Do half of the nations in my image even exist or actually have people residing there?
2. Put all default timezones in American time. PST-EST, we don't want to see UTC time or Europe time or New Zealand time or any of that other nonsense. If absolutely necessary, users may opt in to having it display in other timezones.
3. Make your website in ENGLISH. I shouldn't have to use a translator to access your website. Why would you want business from your tiny local community when you could have it from God's favorite nation? I'm sure there are other countries that speak English too. Why would anyone not put their website in English?
4. Put all distance measurements in miles, feet, yards, etc. We shouldn't have to get out a calculator just to figure out how many kilowatts or whatever your restaurant or venue is away from where we currently are. If I can't see the distance to your business in miles I'm not coming within miles of it!
5. Put all your measurements in POUNDS and OUNCES. Again, I don't want to see kilograms. I don't want to think of Mexican criminals trying "kill-o" me everytime I try to measure out a recipe!
6. Put all your currency in USD. Even if you're not located in USA. If you ship to USA, have digital downloads to people in USA, have tourists from USA, etc. Let other nations figure out conversion rates. Donald Trump warned us about this, we want something reliable and useful like American dollars. I don't want to try to put in Greek China Euro currency or whatever it is only to realize that by the time I put in my credit card information the price quadrupled because the government manipulated their currency just to scam me!
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-03-2015, 03:21 AM
Amen, brother. I find this so annoying when the damn Brits won't take my greenbacks, when they are worth so much more than the pesos they use.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-03-2015, 11:28 AM
You're so right, Brother Prayer Warrior.
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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior
1. Make USA first on any country drop down list. Let other nations sort through terrorist nations and places nobody has even heard of. Do half of the nations in my image even exist or actually have people residing there?
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Åland for sure is not a real place. It's just the Swiss spelling for Holland, which is also not a nation.
I sometimes wonder whether the answer is to rename the USA (solely for the purpose of these menus) as AAA!USA, though we shouldn't need to do this. It would be taking the easy way out, which is not the American Way.
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-03-2015, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
It would be taking the easy way out, which is not the American Way.
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Sister Joanna you hit the nail right on the War-Head. Best to do what the USA does best. If they're in the way, remove them from the pucture of install a leader that wants to change the name to something begining with "NOT A"
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-03-2015, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Back against wall
Sister Joanna you hit the nail right on the War-Head. Best to do what the USA does best. If they're in the way, remove them from the pucture of install a leader that wants to change the name to something begining with "NOT A"
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An excellent idea, though it needs a little work. It would have to be something further down the alphabet than United States. If everything else was called, say, the Ununited something-or-other then the job would be done. That's much simpler than renaming the USA or (the only other alternative I can see) changing the alphabet.
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-03-2015, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
An excellent idea, though it needs a little work. It would have to be something further down the alphabet than United States. If everything else was called, say, the Ununited something-or-other then the job would be done. That's much simpler than renaming the USA or (the only other alternative I can see) changing the alphabet.
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Sister Joanna I kind of thought that all through. I just assume everyone knows what I am thinking, but only God has that ability.
Firstly, forget the "UNITED STATES" it's one word, just as that song goes. I think it goes something like;
AMERICA .. GOSH YEAH!
JUST SMILE AND AGREE, OR WE WILL DROP A BOMB ON YOU!
AMERICA .. GOSH YEAH!
Once Donald takes over, there will be no States, it will just be AMERICA (Gosh Yeah!) as Donald knows we want it to be .
"United States" suggests that there was once some kind of unstable or divided land and that an agreement had to be met. Where as we all know AMERICA (Gosh Yeah!) was, is and always will be one. Gods favorite Country under His watchful eye.
So " UNITED STATES 0f AMERICA" (Gosh Yeah!) and the rest can just comply or suffer Gods wrath.
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-03-2015, 03:05 PM
You wretched colonials. One day Queen Lizzy Windsor will lead us on a mighty military campaign against you to end all mighty military campaigns and we, the people of the United Kingdom, will take back what you stole from us when mad King George was on the throne and lost the empire because he was crazy and his urine had turned blue. Then there will be no more USA for you to complain about, either alphabetically or in any other respect. You cannot seriously believe there could be any other way, given the fact that your president is black and even though you knew this, you voted for him twice, and yet he is black, and has the mark of Cain upon him, which is ungodly. And he is black. Did you not notice the colour of his skin, *** potty language ***? The UK would never vote for such a person. Your president is a Kenyan from Mars and as abominable as shell fish in the six (6) eyes of the lamb.
In Genesis 22:17, the Lord made us this promise about the pending return of our empire:-
"I will surely bless you and make your descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky and as the sand on the seashore. Your descendants will take possession of the cities of their enemies".
Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 11-03-2015 at 03:15 PM.
Reason: Potty mouth.
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-03-2015, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior
Why would any website put Afghanistan ahead of God's favorite nation?
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This is yet another example of over the top "PC" having gone too far. I suppose they think if we turn a blind eye to this kind of thing (and believe you me, they do this "PC" garbage everywhere), eventually we'll turn a blind eye to sodomy and bestiality and atheism. Well I won't. I refuse. I WILL stand my ground to worship My Lord and My King, and no one can make me do any different!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-03-2015, 11:43 PM
Well I have done what had to be done. I contacted the owner of the Internet and demanded that he change the names of all countries.
This is the man who currently owns the Internet.
The following example as outlined in my demands, it seems the most plausible option.
A list of whining enquiries came back from Mr Hughes personal assistant most of which I disregarded. When asked how I proposed he inform the countries in question I assured him I did not care in the slightest and that I now make it his problem and that any failure to take care of these demands would warrant my being extremely cross with him.
As I was suspicious, I asked weather or not Mr Hughes actually read the letter himself, or it was in fact his P.A. acting on his behalf, I was assured that he had and to confirm this his P.A. sent me the following "Hughes Approved" image which is apparently the closest thing one will get in relation to a photograph of Howard Hughes these days. (I suspect he suffers from the POX on his face so, major embarrassment)
Now all we have to do is wait.
I hope I have been of some kind of assistance with this matter.
May God take you all now
Brother BAW
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-04-2015, 01:15 AM
Isn't it a bit demeaning that the only country who's name starts with "America" is American Samoa? When you think "America", you think God, Christianity, White people, Civilization, not some underdeveloped pacific island populated by unsaved savage head hunters and cannibals
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True Christian™
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-04-2015, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
An excellent idea, though it needs a little work. It would have to be something further down the alphabet than United States. If everything else was called, say, the Ununited something-or-other then the job would be done. That's much simpler than renaming the USA or (the only other alternative I can see) changing the alphabet.
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Exactly, why should we have to change? The rest of the world should change to accommodate us.
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Originally Posted by Back against wall
Well I have done what had to be done. I contacted the owner of the Internet and demanded that he change the names of all countries.
This is the man who currently owns the Internet.
The following example as outlined in my demands, it seems the most plausible option.
A list of whining enquiries came back from Mr Hughes personal assistant most of which I disregarded. When asked how I proposed he inform the countries in question I assured him I did not care in the slightest and that I now make it his problem and that any failure to take care of these demands would warrant my being extremely cross with him.
As I was suspicious, I asked weather or not Mr Hughes actually read the letter himself, or it was in fact his P.A. acting on his behalf, I was assured that he had and to confirm this his P.A. sent me the following "Hughes Approved" image which is apparently the closest thing one will get in relation to a photograph of Howard Hughes these days. (I suspect he suffers from the POX on his face so, major embarrassment)
Now all we have to do is wait.
I hope I have been of some kind of assistance with this matter.
May God take you all now
Brother BAW
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What a great idea. Every other country should change their name. Although I do have one concern.
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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking
Isn't it a bit demeaning that the only country who's name starts with "America" is American Samoa? When you think "America", you think God, Christianity, White people, Civilization, not some underdeveloped pacific island populated by unsaved savage head hunters and cannibals
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Ex-Viking makes a legitimate point, do we really want every other country to call themselves "America"? On one hand there is the benefit of showing our dominion over the rest of the world, eg. Calling Afghanistan "America Afghanistan" implies that Afghanistan is a province of America (and thus subject to its whims) but I'm also concerned about associating ourselves with them. Do we really want to drag down the America name by assigning it to a bunch of radical terrorists? I might be more in favor of renaming countries either "America" or "Un-American/Un-United" on a case by case basis.
Countries like Uganda which are taking steps to fight back against the homosexual scourge could be labeled "America Uganda" while other less noble nations like Afghanistan could be renamed "Unamerican Afghanistan". Not only would this have the benefit of ranking ourselves first, but we could also rank nations (both alphabetically and morally) we deem appropriate above those we deem inappropriate.
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Re: Companies need to put USA first or I won't put them first! -
11-04-2015, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior
What a great idea. Every other country should change their name. Although I do have one concern.
Ex-Viking makes a legitimate point, do we really want every other country to call themselves "America"? On one hand there is the benefit of showing our dominion over the rest of the world, eg. Calling Afghanistan "America Afghanistan" implies that Afghanistan is a province of America (and thus subject to its whims) but I'm also concerned about associating ourselves with them. Do we really want to drag down the America name by assigning it to a bunch of radical terrorists? I might be more in favor of renaming countries either "America" or "Un-American/Un-United" on a case by case basis.
Countries like Uganda which are taking steps to fight back against the homosexual scourge could be labeled "America Uganda" while other less noble nations like Afghanistan could be renamed "Unamerican Afghanistan". Not only would this have the benefit of ranking ourselves first, but we could also rank nations (both alphabetically and morally) we deem appropriate above those we deem inappropriate.
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Once every contry is renamed and Prefixed with America (GOSH YEAH!) it won't matter what they "were" what matters is that we now own that Country and they become what "We Want"
Ex.
America Afghanistan - Hole diggers
America Africa - Bed Warmers/Cotton Pickers
America - Arube - Bottom Wipers/Potty Cleaners
America Bahamas - Coctail Waiters
America Samoa - Truffle Sniffers
etc. etc.
I quite honestly can't see how it could fail. Afetr all America (GOSH YEAH!) would then own the the entire World and who is going to argue?
Nobody, that's right, nobody.
GOSH YEAH!
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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