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Default Kathleen Tonn - Inspired Orator - 10-12-2015, 12:34 AM

Kathleen Tonn testifies before the Anchorage Assembly opposing an anti-discrimination ordinance offering equal protections to LGBT residents of the municipality.



We need this woman at Landover and we have a vacancy for a Sunday School teacher: this is no coincidence, this is Jesus pointing the way.

All that is required is that Brother Harold Porter or Sister Mary Etheldreda get in touch with Mrs Palin to discover this wonderful prophetess’ mailing address.





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Default Re: Kathleen Tonn - Inspired Orator - 10-12-2015, 12:58 AM

Powerful testimony, my Brother in Christ. The display of the tampon (and the clear case she made in correlation with its proper use to Holy Scripture) was moving. I nearly wept.

Mostly because I know of the sin she speaks of, and used them myself, in the last days of my gayness. When my anus could no longer be depended on to retain several gallons of what should have been at least temporarily suspended man-seed. But this is a family-focused forum to serve Jesus Christ, and I don't want to get into the degenerate details of packing mud for 20 years.

A shame that she was so rudely cut off before she had a chance to propose an ordinance protecting Christian people from the floodgates of persecution that will open, once corn-holers and bean-grinders are protected by law to have unsupervised relations in their own bedrooms, where only God can see what they are up to.

I'll ask my dear Sister in Christ if she will accompany me up North in order to get information before we head back down South.

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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Default Re: Kathleen Tonn - Inspired Orator - 10-12-2015, 01:02 AM

Her allegory of The Tampon for Young Pubescent Girls was an inspiring start to a triumphant testimony of "Christ, The Great I Am". Did you notice how the man dressed in black oppressed her freedom of speech as soon as she began to gain traction with God's Word? This is what is happening in America. As soon a Christian speaks up against evil, a council of atheists and homosexuals oppresses our freedom of speech. This is all part of the burden of persecution we must bear as Christians (2 Timothy 3:12)!

I wouldn't normally permit a woman to speak or usurp authority over a man (1 Timothy 2:12), but this woman spake directly from the Bible and usurped authority over only a foul homosexual who should not be recognized as any "man".


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Default Re: Kathleen Tonn - Inspired Orator - 10-12-2015, 04:52 AM

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Her allegory of The Tampon for Young Pubescent Girls was an inspiring start to a triumphant testimony of "Christ, The Great I Am". Did you notice how the man dressed in black oppressed her freedom of speech as soon as she began to gain traction with God's Word? This is what is happening in America. As soon a Christian speaks up against evil, a council of atheists and homosexuals oppresses our freedom of speech. This is all part of the burden of persecution we must bear as Christians (2 Timothy 3:12)!

I wouldn't normally permit a woman to speak or usurp authority over a man (1 Timothy 2:12), but this woman spake directly from the Bible and usurped authority over only a foul homosexual who should not be recognized as any "man".
Could any homer male even be considered a man? After all, they are not behaving like proper Godly men, rather choosing to spit in God's face. They act like sissies with their maleness shoved into other males anuses, behaving worse than the animals God gave us dominion other. My husband told me that while I must be in subjugation to any man, I am allowed to, and encouraged to usurp any homer, as long as anything I say is backed up with God's own Words. Thus, I myself am not usurping, but am simply a mouthpiece and piece of flesh spreading the Lord's words and on His business.


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Default Re: Kathleen Tonn - Inspired Orator - 10-12-2015, 05:28 AM

You can follow this incredible woman on the Facebook.


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Could any homer male even be considered a man?
No, no he cannot be. Not even when he is in one. One could be guilty for thinking that when two half men are joined from dick to arse, it would make them whole, but no. It just makes one smell like sewerage and the other prone to arse cancer and the aids. I polled a recent studio audience of gayhomofagits and I can reveal today that not one of them felt a thing.


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Default Re: Kathleen Tonn - Inspired Orator - 10-12-2015, 09:26 PM

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You can follow this incredible woman on the Facebook.
Thank you for the link, Brother. I love her zeal.

Does anyone know whether Sister Kathleen is an LBC member? If she is not, is there a way the Forums can reach out to her?


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Default Re: Kathleen Tonn - Inspired Orator - 10-13-2015, 12:53 AM

Good idea! Can our Bookface, reach out to her Bookface and post an invitation? I know nothing about these things.





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Default Re: Kathleen Tonn - Inspired Orator - 10-13-2015, 05:17 AM

I found that if I sit my Abo's backwards on their Boomerangs I can save quite a lot in freight. The trick is getting them to blow hard enough through those noisy toilet roll tubes.
I am not quite sure if these God forsaken black abominations will make it all the way across the ocean but I have plenty of these heathens from the KoonKunta tribe to make a good go of it.
The only problem is that by the time they get there, those darn yellow diapers are going to be quite full. I can't find the correct dialect for "Don't crap yourself" Also they could possibly scare her half to death.

I can only try, message on it's way. Possibly.



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