I found that if I sit my Abo's backwards on their Boomerangs I can save quite a lot in freight. The trick is getting them to blow hard enough through those noisy toilet roll tubes.
I am not quite sure if these God forsaken black abominations will make it all the way across the ocean but I have plenty of these heathens from the KoonKunta tribe to make a good go of it.
The only problem is that by the time they get there, those darn yellow diapers are going to be quite full. I can't find the correct dialect for "Don't crap yourself" Also they could possibly scare her half to death.
I can only try, message on it's way. Possibly.