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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll -
03-12-2007, 07:23 PM
I don't know about you all, but my toilet has a lid on it.
I don't much like to stare into my toilet while brushing my teeth, nor do I like the possiblity of something on the shelf above falling in so . . . er . . . I leave the lid down.
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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll -
03-13-2007, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
I don't know about you all, but my toilet has a lid on it.
I don't much like to stare into my toilet while brushing my teeth, nor do I like the possiblity of something on the shelf above falling in so . . . er . . . I leave the lid down.
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What are you, some kind of a girlyman? 
I'm worried about you "Brother" OYK......
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll -
03-13-2007, 05:19 AM
Toilets have seats, and lids, for a reason. Nothing bugs me more when I go into the bathroom after a woman, and she has left the lid up. Especially if there's anything that didn't get flushed.
Use the lid ladies, use the lid.
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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll -
03-13-2007, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by AJE
Toilets have seats, and lids, for a reason. Nothing bugs me more when I go into the bathroom after a woman, and she has left the lid up. Especially if there's anything that didn't get flushed.
Use the lid ladies, use the lid.
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Just a question...do you know the difference between up and down?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll -
03-13-2007, 03:58 PM
As I've said in the past, having a bathroom with sanitary conditions that would make Auschwitz look like a Club Med is a small price to pay to recieve eternal salvation. An alarming amount of accidentally touching of the genitals occurs during urination so it is only common sense to blind fold yourself, zip your pants down and then urinate in the general direction of the toilet like a fire hose that isn't being held by any firemen.
Toilet seat up or down there is still going to be quite a mess for your Godly woman to clean up, but she will love her duties, as they will get her into heaven.
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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll -
03-14-2007, 08:50 AM
That's why God gave us bellies. The bigger it gets, the less you see.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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