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Default Homers and the Superbowl - 02-06-2007, 04:03 AM
I'm assuming that all the GODLY MANLY MEN here at the GOD BLESSED LBC watched the MANLY Superbowl yesterday. And, I assume that you all saw the HOMERSEXUAL commercial during the game as well. You know the one! That Snickers commercial that featured two men working on a car sharing a Snickers bar and eating it from both ends. Then they amazingly realize what they are doing and start thinking they just kissed and blah, blah, blah. Now do you really think that was a MANLY or GODLY commercial? Well, MEN, it WASN'T!!

In FACT, that commercial was just the latest attempt to HOMERSEXUALIZE manly and GODLY males the world over! Trust me, Snickers know EXACTLY what they were doing by making and broadcasting that VILE and EVIL SODOMITE commercial during the MANLY Superbowl. Make no mistake about it, it was NO mistake!

I think from here on out EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN should BOYCOTT snickers because of that VILE commercial that promoted the SIN of HOMERSEXUALITY!! As True Christians we just cannot and MUST not stand for this kind of TRASH anymore! It's time we START taking a stand for JESUS! It's time to stand up against the DEMONIC AGENDA OF THE HOMERS! Manly and GODLY men do NOT share a Snickers bar by one each eating it from each end and meeting in the middle for a kiss! That is something that LOVERS do and NOT MANLY MEN, EVER! That commercial of EVIL is just one more attempt to blur the lines between GENDER and CONFUSE young people SEXUALLY! It is one more of SATAN'S PLOYS to make homersexualism APPEAR to be "normal."

Now some of you might have seen that commercial and laughed innocently BUT there was NOTHING innocent about that VILE commercial at all. In fact, that one single commercial has already done more to ADVANCE the Devil's Homer agenda than you can believe. I saw young people today getting out of school and sharing candy bars in the SAME way those to HOMERS in the commercial were! What VILE ABOMINATION!

Now, I want to ask every True Christian to email the Snickers candy bar company expressing their repulsiveness over that commercial during yesterday's Superbowl. I want us all to CONVICT Snickers of their SIN! And I don't think ANY True Christian should ever buy a Snickers Bar again because obviously YOUR money is going to support SATAN'S SIN and the SODOMITES. As True Christians we have a RIGHT to know just where exactly our money is going and if we discover it is going to something like support for the Homer Agenda then we need to STOP giving our money to that DEMONIC CAUSE!

Just remember that the LORD sees EVERYTHING and He also sees where the money trail leads too. Nothing is hidden from JESUS, folks! On the Day of Judgement (which is just around the corner) do you really want JESUS asking you why you gave money to support the SATANIC HOMER AGENDA by purchasing a Snickers candybar? I don't!

It's time to STAND UP and FIGHT BACK against the DEMONIC assault on True Christian MANHOOD! It's time for all True Christian MEN to be GODLY WARRIORS FOR JESUS! It's time to take back our churches, which are now little less that refugee camps for the spiritually injured, and turn them BACK into what God meant them to be and that is SPIRITUAL FORTRESSES FOR THE LORD!!

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Default Re: Homers and the Superbowl - 02-08-2007, 07:33 AM
Oh shut up you silly twit, t'was just a commercial
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Default Re: Homers and the Superbowl - 02-08-2007, 07:54 AM
I think there was great wrong perpetrated on both sides of that equation. Better had they never made the commercial in the first place. It was in poor taste at any rate.

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Default Re: Homers and the Superbowl - 02-08-2007, 10:20 AM
They made a commercial and all the gays have their panties in a knot and their limp wrists writing in anger. I am tired of being a white Christian male hetrosexual with no rights!
I am agianst that commercial for showing gayness. But the damned homers are upset because their feelings got hurt! Everybody knows no matter what you do around a nancy pantsed sissy homer his feelings get hurt. Quit appeasing them! Remember Chamberland? Next thing you know there will be concentration camps for hetros and all our kids will be in homer schools! (wait, that's already happened!)

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Default Re: Homers and the Superbowl - 02-08-2007, 02:02 PM
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I think there was great wrong perpetrated on both sides of that equation. Better had they never made the commercial in the first place. It was in poor taste at any rate.

People fear that which they don't know, which is why they fear their gods.
No, the reason we fear God is that He has killed everyone who has ever lived, and condemned the overwhelming majority of them to eternal torment in the Lake of Fire. That's a pretty good reason to fear Him, in my book. And if you think Snickers taste bad, just wait till you're gargling Beelzebub's acrid bilespunk for eternity!

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Default Re: Homers and the Superbowl - 02-08-2007, 02:17 PM
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No, the reason we fear God is that He has killed everyone who has ever lived, and condemned the overwhelming majority of them to eternal torment in the Lake of Fire. That's a pretty good reason to fear Him, in my book. And if you think Snickers taste bad, just wait till you're gargling Beelzebub's acrid bilespunk for eternity!
Amazing the names your Christian "scholars" have given to the old ones. Mary is another name for the goddess, Christ is the dying god who is reborn, and you see your God as a petty, vengeful father. I do so feel sorry for you brother.

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Amazing the names your Christian "scholars" have given to the old ones. Mary is another name for the goddess, Christ is the dying god who is reborn, and you see your God as a petty, vengeful father. I do so feel sorry for you brother.
Mary is not our goddess. We know that the bead-counting, ring-kissing, candle-lighting, Bible-ignoring Romanist pedophiles worship Mary as a goddess, but we are True Christian™ Baptists, not Catholics. At least learn what we believe before attacking it.

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Mary is not our goddess. We know that the bead-counting, ring-kissing, candle-lighting, Bible-ignoring Romanist pedophiles worship Mary as a goddess, but we are True Christian™ Baptists, not Catholics. At least learn what we believe before attacking it.

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Mary is still considered the vessle that God was brought into earthly form through. I could never confise you with Catholics. Also I'm not attacking what you believe. I am merely pointing out certain aspects that are generally overlooked.

The Romans may have taken over all things pagan, but they're nowhere near close to getting it right. Their power hungry greed makes it impossible for them to learn the true message of your Christ.

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Mary is still considered the vessel ...

The Romans may have taken over all things pagan, but they're nowhere near close to getting it right. Their power hungry greed makes it impossible for them to learn the true message of your Christ.
Looks like we agree on a couple of things, Dru.
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Amazing the names your Christian "scholars" have given to the old ones. Mary is another name for the goddess, Christ is the dying god who is reborn, and you see your God as a petty, vengeful father. I do so feel sorry for you brother.
So what names do you give to Satan? The great fluffy bunny god/ess?

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