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Iniative to Kill Homers--Let the Voters Decide. -
03-26-2015, 07:26 PM
I know the an initiative in California to put a bullet in the back of every homer's head is controversial. But, it should be allowed on the ballet. It's a matter of religious freedom.
Let's not forget, the Bible in Leviticus 20:13 tells us homers are to be killed. Isn't this a country where religion can be practiced freely?
Now, the do-gooder Attorney General of California wants to pull a measure off the ballot, one that has the signatures and is legally valid. Like Pope Francis said, "Who am I to judge?". He meant, let the voters decide.
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/sto...osal/70461338/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Moderator Arms Dealer for CHRIST Hands folded for Jesus
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Re: Iniative to Kill Homers--Let the Voters Decide. -
03-26-2015, 11:05 PM
As owner of FREEHOLD FIREARMS, I can personally attest that this kind of law would be excellent for business. There are still GODly folk living in California, and sales of guns and ammo would skyrocket if the average Christian Republican suddenly learned it was legal to execute gays right there on the sidewalk.
But the economic benefits of this law would not just extend to arms dealers such as myself. Think of how much more business companies that specialize in suicide/homicide cleanup would make! Wherever a queer kid is put down, there would be need of trained personnel to clean up the blood, which would most likely be tainted with HIV.
Finally, a healthy increase in business should also be expected by funeral homes, casket makers and pastors who console families and explain that GOD's law has no tolerance for gays.
This law isn't just good for the moral fabric of society, it would be good for business.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Iniative to Kill Homers--Let the Voters Decide. -
03-27-2015, 03:03 AM
Wait, are you telling me that this isn't the law of the land already?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Iniative to Kill Homers--Let the Voters Decide. -
03-27-2015, 04:28 AM
In California, a high-powered rifle or hand gun wouldn't be enough. You'd need machine guns and hand grenades.
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True Christian™
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Re: Iniative to Kill Homers--Let the Voters Decide. -
03-27-2015, 04:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
In California, a high-powered rifle or hand gun wouldn't be enough. You'd need machine guns and hand grenades.
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Now that the homers are getting "married" (ha!), their names, addresses and sexual orientation should be a matter of public record, amen? Sounds like the perfect scenario for a coordinated drone-strike.
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