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The Green Movement and the Christian. -
03-21-2015, 01:01 PM
As a True Christian steward of God’s Creation, I recycle many old banknotes into holes in the ground by investing in fracking companies that do not operate on or near my property. I do this by buying as prices drop on bad news and selling as they rise on (i) good news, (ii) on increased demand for oil and (iii) manufactured shortages of oil: we all like good news.
Another way to recycle is to sell of surplus or worn-out goods to the poor. The wise True Christian will have registered all his assets as company assets and be able to off-set their depreciation against tax. Most of this depreciation is not real, merely calculated to a formula. This enables you to sell the item to yourself, you, personally, sell it on and make a profit.
It seems to me that the poor like mending things, do not have any desire to own “the latest thing” and believe that they are saving landfill – to do this they often are willing to pay way above the market price. (As an observation, it I hard to understand the attitude of the poor – everything ends up in landfill -> it’s just a question of time.)
Many of our readers will be involved in the food business, and this creates a difficulty when it comes to selling surplus food. One suggestion that we can dismiss is “food banks”. Simply put, the poor are not going to buy it if they can get it for free. The Law of Supply and Demand still works and excess food will drive down the profits on food generally.
The “Green” solution here, if you are a manufacturer, is to create retail company franchises to sell the food in areas infested by the poor and where the “real” public will not go because of fears for personal safety. (We also note that the poor are less likely to sue if illness occurs and usually die before a case can be brought to court as they cannot afford medical treatment.)
If there is food that is really so degraded or contaminated that it cannot be sold to the poor because of the likelihood of Federal or State law officers, then the “Green” solution is to form an alliance with a producer to sell out of date stock as pig feed or pet food.
Of course, the more comfortable True Christian will obey the laws of the land and may consider buying tracts of desert for pennies per acre and creating a landfill site. There are regulations on this, but nothing that your lawyers will not be able to stroll through successfully. Those same lawyers will have already prepared a contract that gives your defense prior to purchase, so if there is a leakage of something vile into a water supply, then you will be in the clear and the seller will be found responsible: i.e. you will have been “green.”
On a broader view, servants and other employees can be both recycled and reduce waste. If there is no easy way of dismissing them, I suggest allowing one of your companies to go into bankruptcy in a way that can be managed so that it will leave you with a profit but without employees – these employees can then be recycled into the new company (owned by you) that takes over, however, wages will be lower thus the employees will be buying less and thus disposing of less.
Some whining liberals will find the above a little cynical, but it is important to remember that recycling is important and Jesus said that the poor will always be with us. Thus trying to prevent poverty is pointless. On top of that, the poor can always be informed that, in America, all the methods above are available to them as a way of becoming rich – they just need the get up and go that they have so far lacked. They thus see you as a hero to be emulated, and this means emulating your green policies.
It is the least we can do to help give leadership to the stewardship God has given us.
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Re: The Green Movement and the Christian. -
03-21-2015, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
On a broader view, servants and other employees can be both recycled and reduce waste. If there is no easy way of dismissing them, I suggest allowing one of your companies to go into bankruptcy in a way that can be managed so that it will leave you with a profit but without employees – these employees can then be recycled into the new company (owned by you) that takes over, however, wages will be lower thus the employees will be buying less and thus disposing of less.
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I always knew there had to be more to recycling than the atheist way of producing more detritus out of composts and dung. I must admit that I had never thought of recycling workforce in a Godly manner but these suggestions immedialy felt righteous and spiritually sound. This reminded me of a verse.
Psalms 82:4
Deliver the poor and needy: rid them out of the hand of the wicked.
A direct order to relocate the poor if and when the owner is not wicked. Who is wicked?
Genesis 13:13
But the men of Sodom were wicked and sinners before the LORD exceedingly.
There you have it. Sodomists, liberals and their supporters. They have NO RIGHT to recycle the employers whereas the non-wicked have.
Who are not wicked?
Matthew 5:48
Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.
Thus, the recycling you suggest is not only allowed. It is recommended by Jesus.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: The Green Movement and the Christian. -
03-21-2015, 05:32 PM
Are you trying to tell me that people pay money for used things? That's disgusting!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Green Movement and the Christian. -
03-21-2015, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
As a True Christian steward of God’s Creation, I recycle many old banknotes into holes in the ground by investing in fracking companies that do not operate on or near my property. I do this by buying as prices drop on bad news and selling as they rise on (i) good news, (ii) on increased demand for oil and (iii) manufactured shortages of oil: we all like good news.
[...](We also note that the poor are less likely to sue if illness occurs and usually die before a case can be brought to court as they cannot afford medical treatment.)
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Perhaps you can take this one step further: Why don´t you start a funeral service where you generously offer to bury the deceased poor for free? You could bury* them deep underground at your used fracking site (where resources have been depleted). After a while you will be able to extract bio fuel, all CO2 neutral. You can´t go more green than that!
*Perhaps add some extremophile anaerobic bacteria.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: The Green Movement and the Christian. -
03-22-2015, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Perhaps you can take this one step further: Why don´t you start a funeral service where you generously offer to bury the deceased poor for free?
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It is clear that you have never read a Bible in your life: the whole message of the Gospels is that "We should live in the Real World until our death - only then do we enter Paradise.
In the real world there are costs associated with everything. Jesus acknowledged this with words about laborers being worth their hire, paying unto Caesar, etc, and oxen on the threshing floor, etc.
Doing something for someone for free encourages a mentality of dependence - Jesus gives you a hand up, not a hand- out! Yeah, that's all very interesting but it's only scientific theory - why don't you go away and write it all down?
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Re: The Green Movement and the Christian. -
03-22-2015, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Yeah, that's all very interesting but it's only scientific theory - why don't you go away and write it all down?
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Lime is very cheap, and hastens decomposition. So check if the addition of lime would affect the quality of the bio fuel.
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Re: The Green Movement and the Christian. -
03-22-2015, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Lime is very cheap, and hastens decomposition. So check if the addition of lime would affect the quality of the bio fuel.
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I don´t think this will work. Lime is a biocide and will prevent the anaerobic bacteria metabolising the substrate into the bio fuel: methane. Lime also neutralizes the acidic conditions which keep aerobic bacteria at bay. Aerobic bacteria don´t create bio fuel but carbon dioxide. That should not be a problem though because oxygen will be scarce at the depths fracking is done.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: The Green Movement and the Christian. -
03-23-2015, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Roland
I don´t think this will work. Lime is a biocide and will prevent the anaerobic bacteria metabolising the substrate into the bio fuel: methane. Lime also neutralizes the acidic conditions which keep aerobic bacteria at bay. Aerobic bacteria don´t create bio fuel but carbon dioxide. That should not be a problem though because oxygen will be scarce at the depths fracking is done.
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Of course! Now why didn't I think of that ......
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