[John Creeser]

Friends,

Ever been in a rush to get to church, have to stop by the bank to grab some cash to tithe and find a freak parked right in front? Yeah, now you have to park in the next stall over, wasting precious time that could be spent worshipping Jesus!!!

First off, God hates cripples!! So if God hates them, so do I!!

Leviticus 21:17-23

17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.

23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.

One fine True Christian™ is fighting back after her car was vandalized by a vicious hateful cripple!!

Can you imagine going to your car and finding a note under your wiper like this?

Ashley (the cripple God smote) wrote--I lost my leg over the summer and am just trying to adjust to my new life. I requested to have a handicap parking spot to my apartment but with the ground being frozen I had to wait almost all winter. I FINALLY get my parking spot and this small victory meant soo much to me. Then after having my parking spot only 2 days a lady who was not handicap and does not have plates parked in my spot. I left her a note saying why I needed that spot, that I found it disrespectful, and if she did it again she would be towed. This was the note I found on my car in return.

Really? Bo frickn hoo, bitch. Maybe if you had Jesus in your life, you wouldn't have caused Him to take your leg away. Well, she got a note back!

"Hey handicap! First, never place your hands on my car again! Second, honey you ain't the only one with 'struggles.' You want pity go to a one leg support group! You messed with the wrong one! I don't care what your note said shove it, but you touch my car again I will file a report, I am not playing! I let the office know the cry baby one leg touches my property I will cause trouble so go cry your struggles to someone who cares cause I'm walking away with both mine! -[expletive]."

SING HOSANNA!! Finally, someone standing up to these whiny self entitled FREAKS!!!! I'm all for Biblical law enforcement, but in this case I would have phoned the secularists....I mean, it's not like she can run away from them.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

Really? Bo frickn hoo, bitch. Maybe if you had Jesus in your life, you wouldn't have caused Him to take your leg away.

This is what it really boils down to for me, Brother John. Here's a lady who decided to reject the Divine Deal Jesus made on her behalf 2000 years ago without consultation, rejects His Merciful Justice, rejects His Conditional Love, and then demands compensation for having to lie in the bed she herself made. This to me speaks of the atheist agenda in a nutshell - Reject Jesus, cry foul when Jesus rejects you back. It's pure selfishness on her part, and I pray she takes the loving opportunity Jesus gave her when He took her leg - the opportunity to beg forgiveness for her foul, disgusting ways. He could have taken much much more, but He is Merciful!

\o/

[Elmer G. White]

Glory!

We must always remember that harsh words are sometimes required to break the hardened necks of sinners, to make them understand the Call of Jesus!

Nehemiah 9:16
But they and our fathers dealt proudly, and hardened their necks, and hearkened not to thy commandments,

When doing prayer healing consultations, I am sometimes confronted by atheists who try to mock Jesus and ask why God does not make lost limbs grow back. They are almost ready to accept the more common Godly healings of cancer, migraine and unease but they still ridicule us by referring to physical trauma. Your post, Brother, inspired me to explain how we should answer these repulsive unbelievers.

1. The unfortunate amputation of this woman was no random accident. There are no random accidents, Jesus allowed and caused this to happen to rebuke the sinner.

Haggai 2:17
I smote you with blasting and with mildew and with hail in all the labours of your hands; yet ye turned not to me, saith the LORD.

2. This person failed the test, failed to trust Jesus. The atheists mock in vain. We have observational proof that lost limbs DO grow back after adequate prayer! Why else would amputees have phantom pain?! That intolerable condition is a PROMISE, the lost limb is still spiritually there and Jesus can heal it anytime!

As it happens though, Christians have evidence that God has miraculously replaced amputee's missing limbs many times and it comes from a variety of unimpeachable sources like medieval chronicles...

Matthew 10:8
Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.

This means that being an amputee is a choice to live in sin. The sinner has not repented nor prayed properly to please Jesus. I dare all atheists to prove that all the testimonials about reversed amputations are false! Let us pray for this brave person who had the courage to tell the truth to the cripple and guide her to the path of recovery!

Thank you, Jesus!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Amen brother. Maybe I'll have to dust off THIS old sermon and dazzle everyone with it this Sunday.

[Witch Hammer]

Why shouldn't cripples hobble that extra mile for Christ? These Godless gimps think that just because they're pathetic and unsightly that they deserve preferential treatment! That's not what my Bible says!


The best parking spots should be reserved for True Christians™, not dwarfs, crookbacks, clubfoots or the generationally cursed!

[Jim Farmer]

I think you're all being particularly generous. If they're crippled, they shouldn't be allowed to drive at all. If they can't reach the pedals, how can they drive safely? It would be like allowing a blind man to drive. They should be banned from the roads altogether. Besides which I find it quite offensive to see someone who is missing a foot or a leg, or has a deformity. It reminds me of what abominable sinners they are. They should be locked in institutions until they are healed.

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Why shouldn't cripples hobble that extra mile for Christ? These Godless gimps think that just because they're pathetic and unsightly that they deserve preferential treatment! That's not what my Bible says!

An excellent point. When ugly people go to a fine restaurant, they are seated in the back next to the kitchen so others don't have to look at them and lose their appetite. Why not apply that logic to parking lots and have unsightly cripples park in the back out of the way?

[Nobar King]

You would think that a person in a wheelchair could handle parking out in the lot since they just drive the chair to the store, anyway. What's the rush?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

These gimp-spaces are the high-altar of Socialism.

The doctrine of Socialism is to make everyone as poor and as disadvantaged as you are. This stupidity flies in the face of God’s word when He told us that the whole world was at our disposal.

The Socialist will tell you that because he can’t do something, you shouldn’t be able to do it either and then we will all be equal. Christianity’s goal is diametrically opposed to this equality through disadvantage.

Well, listen up, all that happens is that we all end up live in the gutter, which is not a fitting place for God’s creation.

Are we to stop our prayers and beliefs because there are atheists? Are we to fondle another man’s genitals because there are gays? Must we subsist on chicken and melon because some are black? Is a man to bear children because women do?

People! These gimp-spaces are the thin end of the wedge that will split America and destroy the trust we have in God.

[WWJDnow]

Parking should be rationed the same way everything else is--by how much money you have. Rich people need more time to be able to create jobs. On the other hand, the handicapped don't do anything important, so they should have to take the extra time to walk. Or roll. Or crawl.