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Originally Posted by Dillon
Attention True Christians™ of Landover, I want to tell you today of a new website I've started that will actualize our efforts to help the starving children of Africa.
http://www.SaveTheNigras.org
Save The Nigras will allow True Christians™ to bid on African nigra babies (as they become available, and put on the website for auction) to be shipped over here to the US so that they can receive the proper upbringing that will allow them to achieve Salvation®, just like the rest of us.
SaveTheNigras - Saving Little African Villagers Everyday™
p.s. This was inspired (and made with permission of Sis. Janine) by this thread.
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Dillon, why would you focus on Africans? Aren't there plenty of American Niglets that need Salvation?
I read about an organization called
Detroit Area Relief: Kinsmen Inspiring Enlightenment and Salvation that you might want to team up with!
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
Well, I like it, but I still think the program's name should be "Saving Lives: an African Vocational Enterprise".
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Sister, I have to agree . . . though I think the focus should be on finding ways to employ them right there in Africa, perhaps by building factories with attached towns where they can live. The companies could build housing and charge them rent, and build stores to sell them food. Think of all the economic development! Why, they could even save their workers the difficulties of handling cash by deducting rent, food, and clothing directly from their paychecks.
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Originally Posted by Dillon
All bidders will pay what their highest bid was, in addition to the winning bidder. I feel it gives more incentive to be the highest bidder, and therefore raise the auction
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Wait, what?
Are you saying that even though another bidder came out on top, Brother Bathfire still has to pay 2 cents simply because he placed a bid?
Sir, I am concerned that perhaps you are trying to take advantage of our True Christian™ charitable natures!
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
I can understand why you say that, but look closely, the white teeth and eyes are the dead give away
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Is it a Cheshire cat?
I thought those only existed in that book. You know, the one about Alice and her restaurant.