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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 09:49 PM
If, after reviewing his bank statement, Brother Nobar wishes to contest me on scripture, for the greater glory of Christ Jesus, then I am ready, with my team of highly trained theologians standing by alone, just me, with my Bible and my faith in the Lord, praise Him!
"The Lord is my strength and my shield; my heart trusted in Him, and I am helped: therefore my heart greatly rejoiceth; and with my song will I praise Him." Psalm 28:7.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 10:32 PM
I didn't realize that you guys were so interested in miniature holiday train displays.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 11:08 PM
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I didn't realize that you guys were so interested in miniature holiday train displays.
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I used to quite found of miniature holiday cabooses, but my interest seems to have waned over the years.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-09-2013, 02:11 AM
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I didn't realize that you guys were so interested in miniature holiday train displays.
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I'm sincerely sorry, Brother, for appearing a tad abrupt, and I may have misspoke. It is the agony of waiting that overcame my naturally gentle nature.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-11-2013, 12:08 AM
you are a hateful hipocrite Jesus says to not judge and you got what you deserved too bad you didn't get raped or killed by those guys
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-11-2013, 02:45 PM
I visited Columbus once to listen to the sermons at the famous World Harvest Church. I arrived on Saturday night, and went to a gym in that same neighborhood (the Club Columbus, 795 W. Fifth Ave), which is near the same pizza place. I find a workout and a steam help me with my backaches, which are the result of driving and standing a lot while I preach the Word.
It was a nice nice gym but it didn't help at all. My whole back side felt a lot more sore after being there a while and I left limping more than when I went in. And during the hours I spent there I was very, very suspicious that some of men there were gay.
They seem to be crawling all over that Gomorrah of a city.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-11-2013, 08:04 PM
The same thing almost happened to me when I was in Chicago. The place was called The Pie Hole which sounded straight enough at the time. Nobody told me that the number one topping was AIDS.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-12-2013, 12:08 AM
Only good thing about Ohio is that the thick cloud cover from the Great Lakes cuts down on direct sunlight, making it more troublesome for rowdy negroes to congregate. Negroes need that extra vitamin D from the sun. But as we can see, what they lack in negroes Ohio makes up for in militant fags. Not a good tradeoff.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-12-2013, 03:50 AM
They've even got instructional videos now on how to make queer pizza!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
05-14-2013, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
you escaped being violently and painfully anally raped by multiple crazed queers as well as being urinated on when they had had their filthy way with you bottom and mouth.
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Got a little bit too into that description, didn't you?
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
05-14-2013, 11:57 AM
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Got a little bit too into that description, didn't you?
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How dare you insinuate that I have prurient interest the analism of those dirty queers! What they do in their filthy lavatorial hide outs as they wait for post pubescent young males to rape (anally) is of no interest to me, I expect!
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
06-17-2013, 05:57 PM
I think you might understand what AIDS is.
AIDS is an acronym, meaning Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. AIDS itself is a virus that attacks the immune system. When first acquired, AIDS tends to lie dormant in the blood for months or even years on end before it attacks. The trigger causing it to attack is still unknown. The Virus quickly criples the immune system which in turn makes the body unable to fight it off as it would most viruses. It has no known cure or vaccination, its symptoms can only be relieved, not completely taken away.
Fortunately, this virus is very fragile. It will die upon any exposure to air making it impossible to spread through any way besides fluid transfer. I have first hand knowledge.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
06-17-2013, 06:33 PM
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...AIDS is an acronym, meaning Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome...
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That's right.
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...AIDS itself is a virus that attacks the immune system...
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But that's not. AIDS is the condition, HIV is the virus that causes AIDS (actually, there are two identified, HIV-1 and HIV-2, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV for more information).
Please educate yourself before attempting to teach others.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
06-17-2013, 07:14 PM
Well, now I finally see why most of the site does not like you. Most people on this site would not even entertain that viruses even exist. Your beliefes would in no way be considered moderate in the real world but here, they are moderate by comparison because you are not entirely extremelly radical.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
06-17-2013, 07:39 PM
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Well, now I finally see why most of the site does not like you...
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The fact that I'm atheist? What was your first clue? The "hellbound heathen", "atheist", and "evilution" [sic] awards they've given me? Or perhaps it was the "Arrogant Atheist Dick" label beside my name? Not much gets past you, does it?
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What do you base your conclusions about my beliefs on?
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
06-17-2013, 08:40 PM
These people calling you an atheist is nothing to go on. They tend to pass out that term to anyone who accepts science in any way. Those awards also mean little, the even spelled evolution wrong.
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What do you base your conclusions about my beliefs on?
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I base it on what you say. If you wish to understand the mind of a man, listen to his words, old Chinese proverb.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
06-17-2013, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Viscous Turdhead
These people calling you an atheist is nothing to go on. They tend to pass out that term to anyone who accepts science in any way. Those awards also mean little, the even spelled evolution wrong.
I base it on what you say. If you wish to understand the mind of a man, listen to his words, old Chinese proverb.
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I pretty much agree with Didy.
True story.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
06-17-2013, 08:51 PM
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...If you wish to understand the mind of a man, listen to his words, old Chinese proverb...
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Hearing (or, in this case, reading) is not the same as listening.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subtext
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
11-22-2014, 06:35 AM
How can being gay be a sin?
I'm happy=Jesus is happy
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Jesus affirmed a gay couple. Matthew 8:5-13
The Greek word that the Roman centurion uses in this passage to describe the sick man – pais – is the same word used in ancient Greek to refer to a same-gender partner.
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Jesus said some are born gay. Matthew 19:10-12
Here Jesus refers to "eunuchs who have been so from birth." This terminology ("born eunuchs") was used in the ancient world to refer to homosexual men. Jesus indicates that being a "born eunuch" is a gift from God.
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The early church welcomed a gay man. Acts 8:26-40
In the ancient world, eunuchs were widely associated with homosexuality. Here a self-avowed eunuch is welcomed in to the early church without any concerns about his sexual orientation. He was welcomed on the same basis as other people -- his faith in Jesus Christ.
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David loved Jonathan more than women. II Samuel 1:26
At Jonathan’s funeral, David declares that he loved Jonathan more than any woman. This is just one of several Bible passages that describe and celebrate an intense love between these two men that went well beyond friendship.
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The Bible is all about love and respect. You should all re-read it.
If you think you can get AIDS while getting a slice of pizza you should have some sex education class.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
11-22-2014, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ProudToBeHomosexual
Trying to twist Scripture to make it look like God likes sodomites.
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See, this is what happens when people "interpret" the Bible...they can justify all sorts of things like anal sex, child molestation, man-on-dog relations, liberalism, etc. etc.
But if you simply READ the Bible and FOLLOW it...that's a whole lot easier!
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