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Default Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... - 10-10-2011, 10:14 AM

or are they

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God 1loves 2Germany and real 3women. Women 4need to know their place and I was simply reminding her.

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Default Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... - 10-11-2011, 09:26 AM

Quite disturbing. I would never let a faggot within my fence, forget my home. Your home is probably unholy now. Burn it down already.

Beating him up was one step in the right direction. It was God's will to knock some sense into that butt enthusiast. Hopefully he will be ashamed of his actions and be saved!
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God commanded special conditions during the building of the Temple. Once completed the innermost Holy of Holies would house the Ark of the Covenant & be surrounded by the Temple all of which was constructed without any sound from tools. Hammering, chopping and chiselling were done out of earshot. In the case of metal-on-stone that is a considerable distance so that the whole area surrounding the Temple would be an island of tranquility.

I KINGS 6:7 And the house when it was in building, was built of stone, made ready before it was brought thither: so that there was neither hammer nor axe, nor any toole of yron heard in the house, while it was in building.
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The presence (some years later) of sodomites in this location contaminated the whole neighbourhood. Homosexuals pollute buildings to such an extent that it was necessary to demolish all the houses.

II KINGS 23:5-7 And hee put downe the idolatrous priests whome the kings of Iudah had ordeined to burne incense in the high places, in the cities of Iudah and in the places round about Ierusalem: them also that burnt incense vnto Baal, to the Sunne, and to the Moone, and to the Planets, and to all the hoste of heauen. And he brought out the groue from the house of the Lord, without Ierusalem, vnto the brooke Kidron, and burnt it at the brooke Kidron, and stampt it small to powder, and cast the powder thereof vpon the graues of the children of the people. And he brake downe the houses of the Sodomites that were by the house of the Lord, where the women woue hangings for the groue.
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Was Mrs Fisher's sodomite carrying any astrological charts or wearing any zodiac-themed jewellery?
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Was Mrs Fisher's sodomite carrying any astrological charts or wearing any zodiac-themed jewellery?

Dang it! I've only been in my house for a few months and already some homer has messed it up!

He was wearing a bracelet with stars, moons and suns on it. Does that count?
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Dang it! I've only been in my house for a few months and already some homer has messed it up!

He was wearing a bracelet with stars, moons and suns on it. Does that count?
There was a similarity between your situation and that described in II Kings, in the light of comments regarding the destruction of your house, but it would be for The Pastors to judge your wife's sodomite. Of course I don't have an opinion on the subject of demonic jewellery which glorifies all the host of Heaven in direct contravention of scripture and earns everyone associated with such abomination the one-way trip to HELL due to their repudiation of The Holy Spirit and loud statement "His Grace is insufficient for me!"
cf II Corinthians 12:9. They could determine whether your house needs to be demolished.

Does Landover offer sodomite insurance?
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Teaching a homosexual a stern lesson in Gods righteous law is nothing to feel bad about. You have to be careful you do it just severe enough to get the message across and not too much because deep inside all queers like being beaten by other men. You dont want to sexually arouse them and risk the situation turning south and become gay missile practice with you as the target. Best to carry at least 2 pistols, one as back up and one as backup backup. Gays get stronger the more excited they become so keep the upper edge by keeping them on the ground, dont let them turn you into a rough bottom no matter how shaved or oily they are.


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I came here because I am a Lutheran who is in doubt. The whole gimmick? To see what kind of reactions it would generate.
I don't blame you being in doubt, you having to pray with transsexual priests and lesbian bishops. Lutheran faith is even more evil that catlic faith. All lutherans do is rape baby Jesus every day.

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I can't believe you people have been taking my trolling seriously.

I came here because I am a Lutheran who is in doubt. The whole gimmick? To see what kind of reactions it would generate.
Well freind, my reaction to ths bit of news is sadness. Boith your you and little baby Jesus.

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At this point, I am almost willing to repent.
That gives me some hope and solace, thank you.
Praise Jesus!


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Quite disturbing. I would never let a faggot within my fence, forget my home. Your home is probably unholy now. Burn it down already.

Beating him up was one step in the right direction. It was God's will to knock some sense into that butt enthusiast. Hopefully he will be ashamed of his actions and be saved!
Well friend, no where in the KJV does it say homers should be beat up. I am no Bible scholar mind you so I'd appreciate you posting scripture to show that I am mistaken.
However, in the slightest of chance you are incorrect, I do hope you are prepared to apologize to God and prove your devotion to His Word.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Is your wife frightened of you? That isn't a suggestion or opinion - I've just been reading I PETER; chapter 3 began:

I PETER 3
1 Likewise, ye wiues, be in subiection to your owne husbands, that if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be wonne by the conuersation of the wiues:
2 While they beholde your chaste conuersation coupled with feare:

[I know that she doesn't need to convert you because you are already a Christian]

3 Whose adorning, let it not bee that outward adorning, of plaiting the haire, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparell.
4 But let it bee the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, euen the ornament of a meeke and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
5 For after this manner in the olde time, the holy women also who trusted in God adorned themselues, beeing in subiection vnto their owne husbands.
6 Euen as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him Lord, whose daughters ye are as long as ye doe well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

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Hold the horses here. Did I just read that women should not be putting on apparel? Are totally nude, adult entertainment places actually good Christian places especially in light of these other Biblical passages?
Judges 11:34 -- And Iephthah came to Mizpeh vnto his house, and beholde, his daughter came out to meete him with timbrels and with dances, and she was his onely childe: beside her he had neither sonne nor daughter.
Judges 21:21 -- And see, and behold, if the daughters of Shiloh come out to daunce in daunces, then come yee out of the vineyards, and catch you euery man his wife of the daughters of Shiloh, and goe to the land of Beniamin.
Ecclesiastes 3:1-4 -- To euery thing there is a season, and a time to euery purpose vnder the heauen. A time to be borne, and a time to die: a time to plant, and a time to pluck vp that which is planted. A time to kill, and a time to heale: a time to breake downe, and a time to build vp. A time to weepe, and a time to laugh: a time to mourne, and a time to dance.
Psalms 149:3 -- Let them praise his Name in the dance: let them sing praises vnto him with the timbrell and harpe.
Jeremiah 31:13 -- Then shall the virgine reioyce in the daunce, both yoong men and old together: for I will turne their mourning into ioy, and will comfort them, and make them reioyce from their sorrow.
So the Bible says women should go without clothes and men can even pick their wives from among women who dance to please them. I've always thought those kinds of places were bad. Now I am confused.


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I PETER 3:3 Whose adorning, let it not bee that outward adorning, of plaiting the haire, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparell.
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Doesn't that refer to adorning oneself via the putting on of apparel (the pronoun "it" represents the gerund before the verb) rather than to the apparel itself?

God continues:

I PETER 3:4 But let it bee the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, euen the ornament of a meeke and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
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At present I am buying fabric in anticipation of the upcoming art festival season; the colours are very bright this year featuring a range of holographic sequins intended to become detached during dancing activities. They are quite large (for sequins) (about ˝-ľ inch) and the effect under lasers, as these small holographic discs become unstuck and flutter like snowflakes behind one (provided one keeps moving), would be best described as "spangled" whatever that means. It is a word often used by the ones who follow the flurry of snowflakes we've left behind us, who enquire if we have anything else for them? We do. We have the Word of God.

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I know that God looks at what we are inside I Samuel 16:7 because The Bible says so; if He is also looking at the costume I might need to change some of the designs.
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I PETER 3:3 Whose adorning, let it not bee that outward adorning, of plaiting the haire, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparell.
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Doesn't that refer to adorning oneself via the putting on of apparel (the pronoun "it" represents the gerund before the verb) rather than to the apparel itself?

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I PETER 3:4 But let it bee the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, euen the ornament of a meeke and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
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At present I am buying fabric in anticipation of the upcoming art festival season; the colours are very bright this year featuring a range of holographic sequins intended to become detached during dancing activities. They are quite large (for sequins) (about ˝-ľ inch) and the effect under lasers, as these small holographic discs become unstuck and flutter like snowflakes behind one (provided one keeps moving), would be best described as "spangled" whatever that means. It is a word often used by the ones who follow the flurry of snowflakes we've left behind us, who enquire if we have anything else for them? We do. We have the Word of God.

They are never disappointed.

I know that God looks at what we are inside I Samuel 16:7 because The Bible says so; if He is also looking at the costume I might need to change some of the designs.
This might be a good time to review what Scripture says about some colors.
Lamentations 4:6-8 -- For the punishment of the iniquity of the daughter of my people is greater than the punishment of the sin of Sodom, that was overthrown as in a moment, and no hands stayed on her. Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies, their polishing was of sapphire: Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth to their bones; it is withered, it is become like a stick
Lamentations 5:7-10 -- Our fathers have sinned, and are not; and we have borne their iniquities. Servants have ruled over us: there is none that doth deliver us out of their hand. We gat our bread with the peril of our lives because of the sword of the wilderness. Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine.
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Job 6:15-16 -- My brethren have dealt deceitfully as a brook, and as the stream of brooks they pass away; Which are blackish by reason of the ice, and wherein the snow is hid:
Job 30:26-30 -- When I looked for good, then evil came unto me: and when I waited for light, there came darkness. My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me. I went mourning without the sun: I stood up, and I cried in the congregation. I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat.


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Default Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... - 10-26-2011, 03:17 PM

Please don't feel bad, I am a former faggot and I was saved after I was brutally assaulted and beat. I am now saved, and every time I see one of those god hating faggots I beat them senseless and tell them to repent. I don't know where I'd be without god, but probably in an alley way sleeping with men..I'm VERY thankful for every beating I got as a faggot.
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Please don't feel bad, I am a former faggot and I was saved after I was brutally assaulted and beat. I am now saved, and every time I see one of those god hating faggots I beat them senseless and tell them to repent. I don't know where I'd be without god, but probably in an alley way sleeping with men..I'm VERY thankful for every beating I got as a faggot.
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You should feel bad, because every time someone punches a gay kid, it's one step closer to Cthulhu awaking and destroying every living thing in sight! Well, except for his followers, like me!


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Dear Christians (and unsaved trash),

“Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins.”
 
I’m a pretty calm and happy person- most of the time. I’d stopped being violent and angry when I was seventeen years old but I still have violent outbursts every once in a while. It frightens my wife and children (5 and 8) and makes the whole house a lot tenser for days after the problem. It’s mostly alright but sometimes I cannot help it and the person who made me mad was asking for it.

Well, I think I over stepped the mark on this one.

My wife is very ditsy and cute and, I thought since we moved so far away from out old home and life and since she was pregnant, I decided to let her have an old friend over. He is about twenty-two and I didn’t like him at all from the second he walked into my house.

He looked gay. Very gay.

He had long, curly hair and was about the same size as my tiny, little Janet. Before hand she told me he looked like this guy called Mica or something. I hade no idea what I was letting myself in for…

I made the two of them aware I’d be in the room through their visit and I knew Janet was tense. She tried to hint at the little gay-boy (Lewis or something) that he should stop being so camp but he continued to aggravate me. :headbang:

Within half-an-hour I stood up and told him he was a little faggot and he should get out. Want to know how he responded to me?!

He piffing flirted with me!

Janet’s face was a picture. I would have laughed at her if I wasn’t so angry.

So, I ended up grabbing the little homer by the throat and had him against the wall while I punched him. Janet was screaming and I think I pushed her to the floor (I know, I know, she is a woman. She is emotionally weak and I should try to train her better) and told her to shove off. I continued to punch him in the head, chest and face for about twenty minutes; then I just kicked him for a while. The guy was less than half by size and a scrap of a person.

I won’t go into details but he has a broken nose, a bloody forehead and a two black eyes along with probably a heap of bruises on his chest and body.

Did I over do it?

Should I just of just kicked him out?

I admit it- it did feel sort of good. Is God the cause of this good feeling? Or is it Satan?

I think I might need some help. This isn’t the first time I did something like this.
Its called being a man and dealing with the fact that everybody is different. What makes you so high and mighty to let someone into your home, and beat them up just because you didnt like the "look" of them. I think you look like an asshole, but Im not going to beat the shit out of your for it. Grow up, coward.


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Violence against another human being is not ever ethical or excusable conduct, no matter how many ways you try to justify it.
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Correct! He behaved in a manly fashion, and dealt with the situation appropriately.
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What makes you so high and mighty to let someone into your home, and beat them up just because you didnt like the "look" of them.
What was he supposed to do, bend over?
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You're scared of him, and you're calling him a coward? Do you even understand how words work?


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Its called being a man and dealing with the fact that everybody is different. What makes you so high and mighty to let someone into your home, and beat them up just because you didnt like the "look" of them. I think you look like an asshole, but Im not going to beat the shit out of your for it. Grow up, coward.
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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Dear Godmocking Monkey-worshipper;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



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all we do is repent and be born again christians on our deathbed
that way we get a life of sinning and fun, get saved, and go to heaven
problem solved


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God knows the difference between true repentance and whiny faggotry.

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