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Default Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-07-2015, 10:15 AM

The flowing image is of a cover of a book that was written by an Aspergian mother. What should Landover and True Christian parents do if Aspergian children are learning superpowers such as flight and super strength?



Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Default Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-07-2015, 12:34 PM

I believe a long barreled goose gun of at least 12 gauge would prove efficacious.


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Cross Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-07-2015, 01:18 PM

I have absolutely no doubt that the aspenbirgers are trying to gain the upper hand with these new, apparently demonic powers. The propulsion mechanism for this "flight" must be in the rear and I can only come to the conclusion that rectal demons must be the powersource. Again, an attempt to justify sodomy!

Still, I am not worried! Airplanes can fly, even insect creeping things can fly. Elephants are strong. Mr. Schwarzenegger is strong. We are weak but still stronger than ashborders or vegetarians!

2 Corinthians 12:10
Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.

But Jesus is even stronger. He is omnipotent. He'll take care of us!



Revelation 19:6
And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.


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Default Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-07-2015, 04:37 PM

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I believe a long barreled goose gun of at least 12 gauge would prove efficacious.
What if they have super speed or impervious to bullets and buckshot?


Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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What if they have super speed or impervious to bullets and buckshot?

If they are swift, you have to lead them more. The idea is to shoot not where they are, but where they will be. I have not yet encountered any critter that is impervious to buckshot.


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What if they have super speed or impervious to bullets and buckshot?
Whatever these people/demons do, it will be ultimately God's will, dear, because God's plan includes the actions of evil individuals:

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?
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If they are swift, you have to lead them more. The idea is to shoot not where they are, but where they will be. I have not yet encountered any critter that is impervious to buckshot.
What if they are wearing body armor, which can stop rifle rounds, which have far more mass than pellets of buckshot.


Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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What if they have super speed or impervious to bullets and buckshot?
I'd rather not bother Jesus with every trivial problem we face, but if it comes down to it, even Aspies aren't immune to the power of prayer. If we ask Him, I'm sure that God will make mincemeat of those retards.

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I'd rather not bother Jesus with every trivial problem we face, but if it comes down to it, even Aspies aren't immune to the power of prayer. If we ask Him, I'm sure that God will make mincemeat of those retards.

The only thing beyond the Lord's power to stop is iron chariots. Judges 1:19
True, there is power in prayer. I once had a dream when my grandmother was in.a critical state after a head-on collision at 90 mph. In this dream, the other knights in my council were praying in a very spacious and gargantuan hospital that was a large as a five-star hotel like the Ritz Carlton or the Hilton Anitole. Today, my grandmother is perfectly healthy on our century-ranch. Although God will not answer the prayers of the wicked as Jeremiah 9:14 tells us.


Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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Default Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-08-2015, 06:35 AM

Is licking the short bus window while punching the munchkin really a super power?

Jesus and I think not!
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Yes, at my school some children have Aspergers but they are charming boys and girls once they are given a peaceful environment to do their studying. They are usually concentrating very hard and showing interest to things that most children fail to notice. Yes. I am thinking that the tantrums they are sometimes having must be because they can't cope with all the stimuli. Yes. I am thinking this is not an illness but a characteristic that can be cherished and cultivated if recognized. Yes, definitely.


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Is licking the short bus window while punching the munchkin really a super power?

Jesus and I think not!
Flying without flying machines is considered to be a superpower. Of course, one could fly with the Holy Spirit since all things are possible with God as Christ said in Matthew 19:26., but demons use their powers when they possess people as it is inplied in Matthew 8:28.


Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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I'd rather not bother Jesus with every trivial problem we face, but if it comes down to it, even Aspies aren't immune to the power of prayer. If we ask Him, I'm sure that God will make mincemeat of those retards.

The only thing beyond the Lord's power to stop is iron chariots. Judges 1:19
The Lord sent a rainstorm to immobilize Sisera's 900 iron chariots in Judges 4 and his (Sisera's) entire army was slaughtered.


Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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Default Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-08-2015, 10:27 PM

Yes Harsha, People with Aspergers have an incredible ability to concentrate and calculate. Some of the greatest minds of this world are thought to have had Aspergers. Gods gift to mankind......


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Default Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-09-2015, 10:27 AM

great answer. most children with Asperger's are very evil and perverted. They eat their own body waste too. I like the taste.
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Default Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-10-2015, 12:32 AM

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great answer. most children with Asperger's are very evil and perverted. They eat their own body waste too. I like the taste.
Will somebody get this retarded out of my forum? I'm going to be sick to my stomach.


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Default Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-12-2015, 04:22 PM

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The flowing image is of a cover of a book that was written by an Aspergian mother. What should Landover and True Christian parents do if Aspergian children are learning superpowers such as flight and super strength?

Um, you're not really beliving in this metaphor are you?
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Default Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-13-2015, 12:34 AM

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great answer. most children with Asperger's are very evil and perverted. They eat their own body waste too. I like the taste.
That . . . is actually pretty disgusting and not all people with aspergers eat their own waste, they really don't eat a lot of anything since they're picky about their food.


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Default Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-13-2015, 12:42 AM

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That . . . is actually pretty disgusting and not all people with aspergers eat their own waste, they really don't eat a lot of anything since they're picky about their food.
I think you might be confusing the asperger people with the allergic people, sweetie.
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Default Re: Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers - 06-13-2015, 03:51 AM

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Um, you're not really beliving in this metaphor are you?
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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