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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 03-22-2018, 01:58 AM

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In what way would they fight? The people who are so devoted to this game won't leave their houses because they are too busy playing their game.
The idea that these obese, four-eyed specimens would put in the requisite effort to extricate themselves from the melding of their buttocks and chairs to go outside and actually do "something" is worth a chuckle.

I'm not a fan of taxes but this Blizzard business should be made to pay for part of the social financial burden of type II diabetes.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 03-31-2018, 01:10 PM

Hello blasphemous reprobates,Throughout this informative reply, I will be going through the fact that the supporters of this thread are blasphemous and wrong. And why this whole website is blasphemous and wrong.
Let's start with the fact this website is blasphemous. The OP of this thread has proven that Overwatch should have been more careful with their words. With the OP also finding little holes in their words to 'prove wrong and blasphemous.' Unfortunately, all supporting this thread are exceedingly hypocritical and this website is blasphemous. So the message I will be portraying is sort out this negligence of the website. Now let me proceed to prove my point fundamentally clear. I was going to register to reply to this waste-of-time, collapse of thread but I forgot to confirm and activate my account. So I read through it basically telling me to confirm this account through my email but I notice it says this: 'If you are trying to post, Christ Himself may have disabled your account' and I wondered. I bet over a million dollars Christ has not disabled anyone's account and the only other person with the permission is the owner of this blasphemous website. And it is very common to have an astray account who is a 'troll' so the owner would blatantly disable his account. So by saying this message, you are portraying the owner of the website is God which is astonishingly, profoundly, down-right hypocritically blasphemous and all supporting the owner deserves to rot in hell. But that wouldn't be a problem as being this blasphemous and hypocritical could only mean you, and the rest of the failure bunch is, in fact, Satan himself.


Now, allow me to proceed to destroying the hopeless points of the thread's OP.
Throughout this thread, you are deeming the Owner's of this game (Blizzard Entertainment) horrific and satanic. However, Jesus' main message was to 'treat others how oneself would like to be treated' symbolising respect. Now if you ask me, calling someones backbreaking work satanic and a failure does not show respect to me. But I could be wrong. So you are doing the opposite of what Jesus wanted you to do and therefore you are Satan. And I hope God rids you of this world.
Next, if you claim you are a true Christian, you probably know God says that he is the only one you shall worship. And being a true Christian, you should be fixed to do this. So why is a game challenging your belief? Are you losing faith and in fact you lie about being a true Christian? BEGONE SATAN!
Finally, proving your blatant blasphemy. The game's creators have made a horrific mistake (you say anyway) but everyone makes mistakes and pointing that out only portrays yourself as perfect which 'NO ONE IS EXCEPT GOD' in the Christian belief. So you are more sinful than the Soldiers who crucified Jesus. BEGONE SATAN YOU WORTHLESS SINNER!
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 03-31-2018, 01:21 PM

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Welcome to this forum. This is a polite place where people behave in a polite manner. You can do this too by posting your introduction on the Introduction Forum. Don´t take offence, It is in the rules you obliged to follow when you joined this forum, I´m just helping you out.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 03-31-2018, 05:04 PM

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...everyone makes mistakes and pointing that out only portrays yourself as perfect which 'NO ONE IS EXCEPT GOD' in the Christian belief...
Hi. When criticizing others' beliefs, it would behoove you to familiarize yourself with those actual beliefs, else you'll end up looking the fool.

The Bible describes in many places how True Christians™ are, in fact, perfect. Here's just one:

Matthew 5:48Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

So, please STOP taking what other people have told you the Bible says as having anything to do with what the Bible actually says. They're usually lying, most often due to their either own ignorance from, like you, having never bothered to read the damned thing.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 03-31-2018, 09:55 PM

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Jesus' main message was to 'treat others how oneself would like to be treated' symbolising respect
Actually Jesus' main message was that He needed to be tortured to death.
Isaiah 53:3-5 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not. Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted. But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
If I had a tumor I'd hope someone would cut the thing out before it took over and I became all tumor. The excision may me unpleasant but the benefit worth the passing discomfort. It just depends how deep-rooted the parasitic growth had become. But Jesus is unnecessary for that; He did reiterate the message but it was already there.
Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.
If you continue reading, just 2 verses is sufficient Leviticus 19:18-20, you will see some examples from God where the principle is implemented. Jesus was reminding unregenerate Judæans about their failure to keep The Law and the principle behind The Law. The obvious next question is, "Who is my neighbour?"

Can you remember Jesus' answer?

This "Overwatch" game does not support Christ's ministry. To a casual observer that makes it neutral but Jesus is not a casual observer. He explained it this way:
Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
Nowhere in the game do I see souls being won for Christ. Throughout the thread and in the half-baked overwatch universe I see attitudes directly opposed to Jesus and opposed to the Ministry of The Holy Spirit. Even its name usurps the role God has reserved to Himself. Thus it's clear to me just how the coders scatter abroad even if it's unclear to you.
Jeremiah 31:28 And it shall come to pass, that like as I have watched over them, to pluck up, and to break down, and to throw down, and to destroy, and to afflict; so will I watch over them, to build, and to plant, saith the LORD.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 03-31-2018, 09:58 PM

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Hello blasphemous reprobates,
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reply rant, I will be going through the fact that the supporters of this thread are blasphemous and wrong. And why this whole website is blasphemous and wrong.
Dude, who died and left you the Sceptre of Sanctimoniousness which you clearly inserted into the lower end of your digestive track?
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Let's start with the fact this website is blasphemous.
Let's start with the fact that you don't get to declare what God decides is blasphemy.
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The OP of this thread has proven that Overwatch should have been more careful with their words. With the OP also finding little holes in their words to 'prove wrong and blasphemous.'
Speaking of "little holes", all of yours have been filled in one fashion or other. The aforementioned Wand of Wearsomeness has stopped up the lower exit, and your ears are, no doubt, stopped up with industrial strength caulking material. Your mouth, I can only imagine, is filled with the backflow of what ought to be exiting your body down south.
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Unfortunately, all supporting this thread are exceedingly hypocritical and this website is blasphemous. So the message I will be portraying is sort out this negligence of the website. Now let me proceed to prove my point fundamentally clear. I was going to register to reply to this waste-of-time, collapse of thread but I forgot to confirm and activate my account. So I read through it basically telling me to confirm this account through my email but I notice it says this: 'If you are trying to post, Christ Himself may have disabled your account' and I wondered.
Dear, Sweet Jesus, give me your Divine Assistance in remaining awake through this tedious screed .
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I bet over a million dollars Christ has not disabled anyone's account and the only other person with the permission is the owner of this blasphemous website.
Please take some time to read the Bible for guidance regarding gambling. And note that the Roman solidiers cast lots over Jesus' cloak which wasn't a classy thing to do after stripping someone naked in order to slowly and brutally execute them in a public forum. But based on all this verbiage that you are strewing about, you don't seem particularly concerned with Jesus and His suffering at all.
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You know, I might be able to stomach all these forthright and judgmental pronouncements if you had included a single word of Scripture to back up your blathering. But since you didn't, I will go ahead and spue thee out of my mouth.

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Destroy my patience, is what you have done.
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Throughout this thread, you are deeming the Owner's of this game (Blizzard Entertainment) horrific and satanic.
So, you can reference the name of a video game company in your arguments but not a single book, chapter, or verse from the Bible? Nice. I'm sure your Overlords at Blizzard Entertainment appreciate the shout out as well as your parents' hard-earned money.
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However, Jesus' main message was to 'treat others how oneself would like to be treated' symbolising respect. Now if you ask me, calling someones backbreaking work satanic and a failure does not show respect to me.
First, you have no clue as to what Jesus' main message was. Second, you have already called everyone here satanic and proclaimed that the hard work that goes into maintaining this site is blasphemy. Regarding your declaration, there are some verses about "motes" and "beams" in two of the Gospels that I would cite specifically, but I'm thinking that you would first have to look up the word "moat" and it might take awhile before you even figured out which definition of the word applies here.
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But I could be wrong.
I might be impressed by the display of humility and self-examination in that statement, except that it doesn't really make sense within the context.
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So you are doing the opposite of what Jesus wanted you to do and therefore you are Satan. And I hope God rids you of this world.
Again, calling us "Satan", not a very respectful thing to do, and if you were to ask me how I wanted to be treated, I would not say, "I want people to hope for my death because I don't like their video games."
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Next, if you claim you are a true Christian, you probably know God says that he is the only one you shall worship.
Sweetie, there are currently intoxicated atheists who probably know more about what God says than you do.
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And being a true Christian, you should be[ . . .] BEGONE SATAN!
Trust me, you don't have to shoo Satan. He has long since left the building. And he is probably just now realizing that part of his punishment for rebelling against the authority of The Almighty is having to listen to you talking for all of eternity.
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Finally, proving your blatant blasphemy.
Once more--nothing proved, simply words spewed. Try to consult the Bible when you condemn people, okay? It really helps your case.
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The game's creators have made a horrific mistake (you say anyway) but everyone makes mistakes and pointing that out only portrays yourself as perfect which 'NO ONE IS EXCEPT GOD' in the Christian belief.
Making a mistake, and indulging in sin are two different things. If I put too much salt in someone's soup, that is no reflection on God's Saving Grace. If I keep adding arsenic to people's soup after asking Jesus to forgive my sins, that makes me a hypocrite on top of being a serial killer. And just so you know, as per the Bible, Jesus' Cleansing Blood can blot out the sin of murder, but it can't give a ticket to Heaven to someone who says they are saved but won't stop murdering people. When someone has truly been made perfect in Christ, murderous behavior no longer comes naturally to them.
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Hallelujah! You mentioned something that happened in the Bible! And then you called a bunch of people worthless sinners when their only real offense is towards you and a game you feel the need to defend to the point of hoping the people who don't like it die and go to hell.

Please explain to me how that differs from our effort to warn people that the game contains unwholesome content that can distract them from serving God with their whole heart and soul--which, according to the Bible, is the only way for someone who believes in God to live out their lives.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-06-2018, 07:31 AM

[QUOTE=handmaiden;1193338]You are exceptionally well versed in your little pretense of a game, why can't you apply some of that focus to the bible


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You are exceptionally well versed in your little pretense of a game, why can't you apply some of that focus to the bible
Because he has a life
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While the sinner Handmaden was referring to may have a life now, Ms. Handmaiden has everlasting Life in Jesus Christ. That's a huge difference!

John 3:15
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-06-2018, 04:37 PM

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Dear Sinner,

While the sinner Handmaden was referring to may have a life now, Ms. Handmaiden has everlasting Life in Jesus Christ. That's a huge difference!
Yes but you see the bible isn't something that everyone believes in and you can't force people's beliefs

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Yes but you see the bible isn't something that everyone believes in and you can't force people's beliefs
Surely you understand we're not *forcing* anyone to believe anything! We're not standing over your shoulder slapping you with a wooden rod every time you utter a thought that conflicts with an approved belief. We're not in your head rewriting your thoughts.

Of course people cannot be forced to believe things, although children can be trained up to believe the right things, and that's very important.

In any case, you'd do well to consider the value of those beliefs that deny the sovereignty and divinity of Christ Jesus, for those beliefs will land you straight onto the Hell Train.

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Yes but you see the bible isn't something that everyone believes in and you can't force people's beliefs
Not true.

All people DO believe in Jesus: whether they believe it or not!

Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse

Anyone who claims not to believe is a LIAR and hates Jesus with a passion the likes of which you have never seen the likes of which

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-06-2018, 07:55 PM

You know where true beauty comes from? Actually being a Christian. You know what god put Jesus on the earth to do? Take our sins, you know who Jesus hung out and helped? Not people like you, he helped those in need, he helped prostitutes! He accepted them and helped them and didn’t bash them you know why? Because he wanted to set an example. He wanted others to forgive and accept not bash online and abuse your son. I’m going to kindly ask for your phone number so that I may report you to child protective servicea. God wanted us to be who we are, not a perfect person. You are a disgrace to all Christians and if you ever have another son, I will find your address, personally seek you out, and stop this abuse. You call us scum, yet being hypocritical, oh no, but you can’t be can you? You’re a god fearing man who’s read the Bible 40 times over in every language ever except Indian because you’re racist. You’re the same kind of person to promote slavery. SLAVERY! Dude, I’m autistic, vaccines don’t do that to you, stop being a soccer mom and actually think about what you’re saying for once. Your wife is brainwashed, or abused, because if she hasn’t left you, she will soon. God still loves you though, so think about others for once, that’s what god would want you to do.
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so that I may report you to child protective servicea.
Think about this, dear. You're proposing to call child protective services to report a man raising his son as a Christian. Is this really what you want? To make Christianity illegal and have us all thrown in mental hospitals? To force a registry so the government watches what we do all hours of the day? Maybe to impose curfew or restrict where we can work or who we can marry? To make Michelle Obama Empress for Life?What kind of monster wants that?


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-07-2018, 11:04 AM

No offence I do not mean any harm but most of the argument that Henry poppendorfer made is factually wrong, racist and sexist
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-07-2018, 11:19 AM

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Hello buddersquid360, and welcome to our friendly forums! It seems as if you've spent hours upon hours upon hours studying this. I wonder if you think memories of your studies will bring you any comfort when you are suffering in Hell at the hands of Satan and his minions. Do you think when they take turns using your rectum as a tallywhacker portal that reminiscing about cyborgs will decrease the pain and humiliation you'll endure? Or do you think that when you reflect on the name Mercy, you'll wish you had considered accepting the Mercy of CHRIST while you were alive? I'm just curious. Either way, once you land yourself in Perdition, we'll enjoy watching you scream in agony and pain. Maybe then we'll shout down some of this little book report you've written to remind you of the good times you could have used reading the Holy Bible.
So... playing a real videogame is sin but writing a fanfiction about someone's pain and doom isnt
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-07-2018, 11:47 AM

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I accept that not everything is Christian, just as I accept that everything which isn't Christian is fallen and belonging only to the devil and the world of sin which man inherited. Is it at all possible to accept that as loving Christian parents, we will not be letting our children play games which we believe goes against the word of GOD?

Psalm 106:36. You are snared by the devil's handiwork, like a child amazed by the sparks from a lit stick of dynamite in his hands, calling it masterful even as it distracts from GOD and demeans HIS design for the world.

Satan in Hebrew means "the adversary," aka, the one who contradicts GOD, and boy does she ever contradict GOD, for reasons that I laid out clearly in my posts, reasons which you have seen fit to ignore, idiot that you are. She is a false shepherd come to usurp CHRIST and I'm telling you, I won't have it!

The mayor of Freehold is an upstanding and righteous Christian and I am certain he will be more than happy to ban this game within the town's limits, with of course exceptions made for researching it to fight it on its own terms. So no, I am not just "bashing" this game, I am taking the fight to the source of this new golden calf that is twisting the minds of young people, and even if the rest of the heathen world falls to darkness, I will make sure that no innocent child raised in beautiful Freehold, Iowa ever has to suffer delusion or the devil's works because of this game.

Job 21:11-15, it doesn't matter to my soul how many wicked sinners play this game because I know that I am saved, but rejection of the LORD is like a virus, tempting person after person to fall to apostasy if they lack the fortitude to resist peer pressure. That's how the devil reaches Christian children, by appealing to their friends, and by making sin look so good, so fun, so bright and colorful and exciting.

By all means, I welcome the legions of sweaty neckbeards who want to come defend their precious game to come and hear the word of GOD, or would you rather try and pretend like the LORD is beneath you? What's the matter, afraid some of your buddies might hear and wise up? If you were smart, you'd be the first among them to return to CHRIST'S flock, and then you would be the cool guy who did it before everyone else.

1 John 3:4, to sin is to be lawless in the eyes of GOD, I'm not the one who should be worried about breaking the only laws that matter!
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No offence I do not mean any harm but most of the argument that Henry poppendorfer made is factually wrong, racist and sexist
You say "no offence" and then you get offensive. You say "I do not mean any harm" and then you start harming people. Then you claim sexism and racism, both non existing made up concepts invented by Hillary Clinton to damage America.

You need some serious Bible time!


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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You are exceptionally well versed in your little pretense of a game, why can't you apply some of that focus to the bible
Because he has a life


I know people who would play videogames every waking moment in the day, (and sometimes extending those "waking moments" by guzzling Mountain Dew and Starburst jelly beans) if they were not coerced into leaving their keyboards long enough to take a shower or brush their teeth.


That is not what I call "having a life." My own life may not be jam-packed with "powerful audio" and "stunning graphics" but it is mostly lived in the three dimension world.


Even when I am staring at a computer screen--such as I am doing now--I think about what I am going to write and how it will effect people. I'm not just clicking away and blowing up pretend threats.


I am attempting to deal with one of the greatest threats to the security of the human race--ignorance. My particular specialty concerns people who are ignorant about the Bible. It has been the best-selling book ever printed ever since books have been printed.


Wars have been fought over it. Laws have been established because of it. Policies that effect the everyday lives of billions of people have been informed by the Bible. Yet, in an epic twist of irony, many of the people creating and implementing those policies are sorely ill-informed on the true contents of the Bible.


Many video games deal with high stakes and heroic concepts. The Bible deals in profound concepts and posits the highest stakes ever considered--the eternal fate of every person ever born and the ultimate fate of this planet we were born to.


Knowing the Bible as I do does not mean that I don't "have a life." Unlike the players in the fantasy world of video games, I am well aware that I won't be "re-spawning" after I die. So, I want to do something more with the one life that I have than to just play.


And I don't want the greatest battle in my life to be about other people's preference to spend their lives in pretend battles.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-14-2018, 12:34 AM

Okay no. I have to respond to this because I just cant let this slip.And according to you guys you may find me a sin lover and a Satan worshiper because of my opinion, but I will tell you this: I am young, I am Christian, but I do play Overwatch regularly. I have a normal life, and I can tell you, everything you do here is a warped, dis tangled and wrong interpretation of everything. I came across this forum because of a video doing a reading of poppendorfers original post. I couldn't let this slip, and when I saw that it was real and everything else you've done, I told myself this isn't OK. Even working on my first post here, your smileys are all so bigoted and wrong. You claim that Overwatch is evil because its promoting a violent manner, yet you have an emoji of literally bombing people. Its sadistic, really. I'm letting my opinion out on the internet and I'm doing it with glory. And I will also say this. You claim that Ana is the scourge of the game because her vaccinations cause autism. I main Ana. Her backstory is all she ever wanted is her daughter to live a normal life while she stood back with her group to help protect people and save them. Under a false conspiracy, she was flushed out and was presumed dead. She used tools from other scientists that could be used to heal people and since then has been a rogue agent assisting those for the forces of good. But Reaper on the other hand, which you claim is the opposite, is in fact the twist of what Ana is. Reaper worked with a stealth division but due to his aggressive tactics which led to innocent deaths, he was removed and became a renowned terrorist. Reaper is the main villain of the game. Maybe if you got your head out of the gutter and into the real world maybe then you would see what the truth of this planet actually brought. And maybe bring some peace to the other religions out in the world as well.
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