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Dear Christians (and unsaved trash),

“Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins.”
 
I’m a pretty calm and happy person- most of the time. I’d stopped being violent and angry when I was seventeen years old but I still have violent outbursts every once in a while. It frightens my wife and children (5 and 8) and makes the whole house a lot tenser for days after the problem. It’s mostly alright but sometimes I cannot help it and the person who made me mad was asking for it.

Well, I think I over stepped the mark on this one.

My wife is very ditsy and cute and, I thought since we moved so far away from out old home and life and since she was pregnant, I decided to let her have an old friend over. He is about twenty-two and I didn’t like him at all from the second he walked into my house.

He looked gay. Very gay.

He had long, curly hair and was about the same size as my tiny, little Janet. Before hand she told me he looked like this guy called Mica or something. I hade no idea what I was letting myself in for…

I made the two of them aware I’d be in the room through their visit and I knew Janet was tense. She tried to hint at the little gay-boy (Lewis or something) that he should stop being so camp but he continued to aggravate me. :headbang:

Within half-an-hour I stood up and told him he was a little faggot and he should get out. Want to know how he responded to me?!

He piffing flirted with me!

Janet’s face was a picture. I would have laughed at her if I wasn’t so angry.

So, I ended up grabbing the little homer by the throat and had him against the wall while I punched him. Janet was screaming and I think I pushed her to the floor (I know, I know, she is a woman. She is emotionally weak and I should try to train her better) and told her to shove off. I continued to punch him in the head, chest and face for about twenty minutes; then I just kicked him for a while. The guy was less than half by size and a scrap of a person.

I won’t go into details but he has a broken nose, a bloody forehead and a two black eyes along with probably a heap of bruises on his chest and body.

Did I over do it?

Should I just of just kicked him out?

I admit it- it did feel sort of good. Is God the cause of this good feeling? Or is it Satan?

I think I might need some help. This isn’t the first time I did something like this.
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Dear Christians (and unsaved trash),

“Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins.”
 
I’m a pretty calm and happy person- most of the time. I’d stopped being violent and angry when I was seventeen years old but I still have violent outbursts every once in a while. It frightens my wife and children (5 and 8) and makes the whole house a lot tenser for days after the problem. It’s mostly alright but sometimes I cannot help it and the person who made me mad was asking for it.

Well, I think I over stepped the mark on this one.

My wife is very ditsy and cute and, I thought since we moved so far away from out old home and life and since she was pregnant, I decided to let her have an old friend over. He is about twenty-two and I didn’t like him at all from the second he walked into my house.

He looked gay. Very gay.

He had long, curly hair and was about the same size as my tiny, little Janet. Before hand she told me he looked like this guy called Mica or something. I hade no idea what I was letting myself in for…

I made the two of them aware I’d be in the room through their visit and I knew Janet was tense. She tried to hint at the little gay-boy (Lewis or something) that he should stop being so camp but he continued to aggravate me. :headbang:

Within half-an-hour I stood up and told him he was a little faggot and he should get out. Want to know how he responded to me?!

He piffing flirted with me!

Janet’s face was a picture. I would have laughed at her if I wasn’t so angry.

So, I ended up grabbing the little homer by the throat and had him against the wall while I punched him. Janet was screaming and I think I pushed her to the floor (I know, I know, she is a woman. She is emotionally weak and I should try to train her better) and told her to shove off. I continued to punch him in the head, chest and face for about twenty minutes; then I just kicked him for a while. The guy was less than half by size and a scrap of a person.

I won’t go into details but he has a broken nose, a bloody forehead and a two black eyes along with probably a heap of bruises on his chest and body.

Did I over do it?

Should I just of just kicked him out?

I admit it- it did feel sort of good. Is God the cause of this good feeling? Or is it Satan?

I think I might need some help. This isn’t the first time I did something like this.
Answer this for us yourself then we will all know the real answer.
Your 1st mistake is having somebody in your home you knew nothing about, the stranger could have been a joo or even a papist. You need to to get your house in order and not let this kind of thing happen again.


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Answer this for us yourself then we will all know the real answer.
Your 1st mistake is having somebody in your home you knew nothing about, the stranger could have been a joo or even a papist. You need to to get your house in order and not let this kind of thing happen again.


I feel bad now.

No more visiters for Janet.
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Your 1st mistake is having somebody in your home you knew nothing about, the stranger could have been a joo or even a papist. You need to to get your house in order and not let this kind of thing happen again.
Yes, that homer could have been a murder or a thief or a community activist and Isaac just let strangers into his house on the advice of his foolish wife That should have never been done. Remember Christians DO NOT welcome the unsaved!

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Default Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... - 09-23-2011, 07:37 PM

The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly. - Proverbs 20:30

How do you feel when you take something that is filthy and polish it up like new?

You feel rewarded.

That little queer with his curly blond hair, sparkly eyes and trim figure will think twice before he puts the moves on a GODly straight man in his own home.

The only problem I see here is that it looks like your wife was attempting to run the household by deciding who comes to visit.

What kind of example does that set for your sons?

For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. - Ephesians 5:23

You need to get her under control. I suggest giving her a similar treatment you gave the gay boy.

I can't find any Bible verse that suggests you should feel guilty for beating the devil out of a sinner.

Did GOD ever instruct people to feel guilty after they stoned a homosexual to death?

Did GOD ever tell His people to be apologetic after slaughtering a tribe of sinful pagans right down to the livestock?

No!

You should be far more concerned about having that queer blood on you.

The AIDS is a very contagious disease.



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The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly. - Proverbs 20:30

How do you feel when you take something that is filthy and polish it up like new?

You feel rewarded.

That little queer with his curly blond hair, sparkly eyes and trim figure will think twice before he puts the moves on a GODly straight man in his own home.
Thank you. This all happened just a few hours ago at lunch.

Should I gather some scripture together and read it to him when he comes around before I make him leave? I feel like I need to tell him why I did what I did- that why he might be wiser in the future and realise where he lifestyle will take him. (Hell).

I put him in a shed.

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The only problem I see here is that it looks like your wife was attempting to run the household by deciding who comes to visit.


What kind of example does that set for your sons?


For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. - Ephesians 5:23


You need to get her under control. I suggest giving her a similar treatment you gave the gay boy.
It wasn't really her idea.

She was doing really well and taking her disipline like a woman should. I thought she diserved an award so I let her arange a friend to come over.

I have to be more careful.


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Did GOD ever instruct people to feel guilty after they stoned a homosexual to death?

No, sir.

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You should be far more concerned about having that queer blood on you.

The AIDS is a very contagious disease.
Oh, dear, no!
I forgot!

I need to scrub myself up!

I'll make sure my wife doesn't go near the fag.
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Thank you. This all happened just a few hours ago at lunch.

Should I gather some scripture together and read it to him when he comes around before I make him leave? I feel like I need to tell him why I did what I did- that why he might be wiser in the future and realise where he lifestyle will take him. (Hell).

I put him in a shed.



It wasn't really her idea.

She was doing really well and taking her disipline like a woman should. I thought she diserved an award so I let her arange a friend to come over.

I have to be more careful.




No, sir.



Oh, dear, no!
I forgot!

I need to scrub myself up!

I'll make sure my wife doesn't go near the fag.
Now you can answer your own question, Was it satan or your Lord and Savior that made your reaction feel so right. Shout Glory!


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Now you can answer your own question, Was it satan or your Lord and Savior that made your reaction feel so right. Shout Glory!

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It frightens my wife and children (5 and 8)
I hope your wife is the 8 years old and not the 5 years old.
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I hope your wife is the 8 years old and not the 5 years old.

I didn't phrase that will did I?

I have four children (two still in the womb). 8 year old girl and five year old boy.
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I don't mean to overstep my bounds in talking to a husband, but I'm truly shaking here as I type. Do I understand this correctly that your wife let a faggot into your home where children are?

Oh dear

Oh dear

If I were the wife of an upstanding Godly man, I would never ever bring a flamer into my house, especially where such impressionable children lived. I hope they are okay, your children. I do hope they didn't catch any AIDS.

Oh dear

This is such a violation. I feel violated just reading your post. I am so glad you took care of this danger and I know if I were a wife who shamed my Godly husband so blatantly, I would feel guilty until I could properly repent and make it right oh, by being made to stand in the corner and read aloud from the Holy Bible while the children sit attentively and listen to every word. I don't think I could do this for less than four hours and not feel terrible about it. Of course, any physical punishment you decide on would surely be divinely inspired. My own poor dear deluded husband is an atheist so he's never taken me over his knee or taken the rod to the back of our children, but I make sure he knows he can by slipping Godly information into his lunch before sending him off to work.
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Default Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... - 09-23-2011, 10:26 PM

I think it is time I pass on the Church tips on personal defense against Gay Sexual Predators.
  • NEVER Invite one into you home. ALWAYS Run a DOF Check on ANY house guest.
  • If one does get into your house NEVER have any bodily contact with them. AIDS is spread by gay sweat.
  • ALWAYS call the police and tell them there is a man in your house threatening you and your family with rape and murder.
  • After that, get you nearest firearm (see the Church pamphlet "What Does Jesus Pack in His House in Heaven" for home defense gun tips). Read the gay the Second Amendment
    "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
    And then warn the gay you will open fire if they gay does not leave your home.
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Default Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... - 09-24-2011, 08:32 AM

I am still trying to figure out why your wife thinks it's okay to have men friends who aren't members of your congregation that you have introduced to her, and are really your friends that you allow to be around her for her good and protection when you are absent.

How could she think this is ok? You have a lot of straightening up in your house to do my friend.


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Default Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... - 09-30-2011, 02:13 PM

Good for you for beating up that homosexual sinner faggot. You should really have a talk with your wife about the kind of pagan trash you allow her to speak to.
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Default Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... - 10-08-2011, 07:31 AM

Isaac, I think you were irresponsible. I was a sinner and I practiced martial arts and there I learnt how dangerous hitting one especially in the head is. I know you meant well, but...

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I continued to punch him in the head, chest and face for about twenty minutes; then I just kicked him for a while.
Punching in the head with knuckles leads to painful bone fractures that might not heal well. There might be permanent damage. You might also hit the teeth and that will do extreme damage and can have other effects later. And about kicking... If you watch people training or fighting in the ring, it seems that kicking is safe. But once you kick someone in the ground, you break something.

It is ok to defend yourself if you do it right. But your irresponsible behavior could have caused damage that cannot be healed. So here is my tips what to do when you get angry next time.

1. rule: Try to calm down. Angry man makes mistakes

2. rule: Do not punch in the face. You only break your knuckles if your hands are not accustomed. Use your palms and strike with side hooks, if you really want to punch face, palm punch the nose. That will break opponents bones, not your knuckles or wrists. You can also use your elbows, if you just remember next rule:

3. rule: Never hit the mouth. Teeth will cut your hand and mouth bacteria can lead to deadly infection. Anyway the wounds in the hands don't heal well.

4. rule: never kick one in the ground, it can twist your ankle. Stomp. It is much safer.

5. rule: avoid the blood. You were hitting gay person, you could have caught AIDS!

If you think you cannot act calm enough to remember the rules, use rod, baseball bat or just shoot the guy. He was in your house so it was trespassing

I hope you learn.

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Default Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... - 10-11-2011, 09:26 AM

Quite disturbing. I would never let a faggot within my fence, forget my home. Your home is probably unholy now. Burn it down already.

Beating him up was one step in the right direction. It was God's will to knock some sense into that butt enthusiast. Hopefully he will be ashamed of his actions and be saved!
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God commanded special conditions during the building of the Temple. Once completed the innermost Holy of Holies would house the Ark of the Covenant & be surrounded by the Temple all of which was constructed without any sound from tools. Hammering, chopping and chiselling were done out of earshot. In the case of metal-on-stone that is a considerable distance so that the whole area surrounding the Temple would be an island of tranquility.

I KINGS 6:7 And the house when it was in building, was built of stone, made ready before it was brought thither: so that there was neither hammer nor axe, nor any toole of yron heard in the house, while it was in building.
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The presence (some years later) of sodomites in this location contaminated the whole neighbourhood. Homosexuals pollute buildings to such an extent that it was necessary to demolish all the houses.

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Was Mrs Fisher's sodomite carrying any astrological charts or wearing any zodiac-themed jewellery?
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Was Mrs Fisher's sodomite carrying any astrological charts or wearing any zodiac-themed jewellery?

Dang it! I've only been in my house for a few months and already some homer has messed it up!

He was wearing a bracelet with stars, moons and suns on it. Does that count?
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Quite disturbing. I would never let a faggot within my fence, forget my home. Your home is probably unholy now. Burn it down already.

Beating him up was one step in the right direction. It was God's will to knock some sense into that butt enthusiast. Hopefully he will be ashamed of his actions and be saved!
Well friend, no where in the KJV does it say homers should be beat up. I am no Bible scholar mind you so I'd appreciate you posting scripture to show that I am mistaken.
However, in the slightest of chance you are incorrect, I do hope you are prepared to apologize to God and prove your devotion to His Word.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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