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Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-02-2015, 10:13 PM
Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin - I assume you put your birthday, not Pearl's, as the birthday date, or were you guys born the same day? That would be so cute!
I've sent you a birthday cake:
DO NOT printout this image and try to eat it. The real one should be at your door in a couple of hours.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-02-2015, 10:19 PM
Now that I can legally sing Happy Birthday without fear of being sued for royalty, I choose not to on the grounds that my singing voice has demonstrated the unique ability to trigger the gag reflex in vultures and hyenas.
But happy birthday nonetheless.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-03-2015, 01:49 AM
Happy Birthday, Franklin!
I am sure Pearl is servicing you with all kinds of treats during this day that is very special for you both. I am praying that Jesus accept you very soon and remove you from the Tribulations of this world!
Luke 1:18
And Zacharias said unto the angel, Whereby shall I know this? for I am an old man, and my wife well stricken in years.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-03-2015, 02:12 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Franklin! I hope Pearl baked You Your Favorite Cake!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-03-2015, 09:09 AM
Happy Birthday Franklin (and possibly Pearl), if you are still around to read these greetings.
If not, then
Numbers 6:24-26
The Lord bless thee, and keep thee:
The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee:
The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-03-2015, 08:38 PM
A blessed birthday do you Brother Franklin!
Hi Pearl!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-04-2015, 03:59 AM
Comment deleted due to my not knowing Franklin well enough to care.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Guarding his purity against all comers
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-04-2015, 04:32 AM
I met a Pastor Franklin in jail once that claims to have given my wife a Pearl necklace. He insisted on constantly bringing it up in the yard at shank time. I wonder if it's the same Franklin?
None the less, Happy Days to you!
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-05-2015, 03:21 AM
Happy birthday!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-05-2015, 05:38 AM
Oh, my Goodness!!!
Our Cup is certainly overflowing with Love TODAY!!!
Thank you all so much!
Although I know Franklin and I would much rather be celebrating in Heaven with THE LORD, we are so lucky to have such wonderful people wishing us well.
Unfortunately, Franklin and I do not share the same Birthdate. Although, that would truly be a wonderful plot-line for a homowood movie instead of the garbage that is produced today.
Franklin's Birthday is November 26, but when I registered for this 'forum', I was unable to find a way to input two Birthdates.
Anyway, thank you all so much!!!!!
It is a gift to celebrate it with so many of GOD's Children.
Thank you again,
Pearl
Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-05-2015, 06:10 AM
You seem like such a lovely woman. And what a patient husband Franklin must be to trust and allow you do do something as complcated as signing up to a forum. I would never let my wife do that. However I was considering letting her sign up here so as she can learn new ways to please me from you Godly women. As she has never seen her Birth Certificate I may have to do it for her. I think it's with her ownership papers.
Happy Brirday Pearl
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-07-2015, 10:14 AM
Yes, Mr. Franklin and Mrs. Pearl,
I am Harsha Shah. It is very nice to meet you. I am very happy to wish you a pleasant birthday. I am hoping that I am not offending you as I am late for the party! Yes. I am also hoping that you have attained peace with the world and yourselves during these last few years of your life. In my culture we are revering old people very much and I am sure you could be teaching us all lots of wisdom. Yes!
"Ecclesiastes 3:7
A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-07-2015, 03:09 PM
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-07-2015, 06:02 PM
See this?
Brother Elmer's a cheapskate. That is a picture of Mrs Bathfire and I dressed as poor people - I used it as a Christmas Card. As I have thus technically "sent you two a card", my greetings should suffice:
Happy Birthday.
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Franklin's Birthday is November 26,
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That's my birthday - you may consider asking him to find another one.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-07-2015, 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
That is a picture of Mrs Bathfire and I dressed as poor people - I used it as a Christmas Card.
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I probably shouldn't be telling you this, Brother Bathfire, but my second stepdaughter is at that age where young women appreciate older gentlemen. She was so taken with that lovely card that she trimmed away everything she called "extra-anous" (honestly, I do my best but those girls take after their mother) and framed just your face and has been praying for Mrs Bathfire's demise.
She means well, I think. But I shall be glad when she's 16 next month (coincidentally on the 26th!) and we can get her off our hands. 1 Corinthians 7:8-9.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Franklin! (also Pearl?) -
10-08-2015, 08:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Brother Elmer's a cheapskate. That is a picture of Mrs Bathfire and I dressed as poor people - I used it as a Christmas Card. As I have thus technically "sent you two a card", my greetings should suffice:
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Brother Bathfire,
I actually found a large cardboard box full of these wonderful costume-party pictures of you and your spouse in the dining-hall of the charity, where I usually eathelp on weekends with my family. I think that God must have provided these discarded postcards there for me to distribute among the help-seeking beggars and Hamites. A few of them have actually accepted this card with the beautiful verse in it.
Deuteronomy 33:3
Yea, he loved the people; all his saints are in thy hand: and they sat down at thy feet; every one shall receive of thy words.
Verily, this nice image has helped quite a few people receive God's Words! I never realized you were so proficient in modeling. My compliments also to Mrs. Bathfire.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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