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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
11-09-2011, 08:40 AM
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God knows the difference between true repentance and whiny faggotry.
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yeaaah, it's a shame
i'll be sad when satan leads all you whiny faggots to hell
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
11-09-2011, 08:46 AM
Satan doesn't lead ANYONE to hell, son. Nope, Jesus will throw your AIDS-ridden carcass down there Himself; but Satan will be waiting for you.
<--- you
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
11-09-2011, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Satan doesn't lead ANYONE to hell, son. Nope, Jesus will throw your AIDS-ridden carcass down there Himself; but Satan will be waiting for you.
<--- you
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Satan seems like a nicer person, I mean he was always the one offering food to hungry people. And he understands their mistakes. Plus he has not killed NEARLY as many people as God has. (This is just based off of a real book, I do not believe that either deity exists nor any)
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
11-09-2011, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by I once belived
Satan seems like a nicer person, I mean he was always the one offering food to hungry people. And he understands their mistakes. Plus he has not killed NEARLY as many people as God has. (This is just based off of a real book, I do not believe that either deity exists nor any)
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Oh my gosh! they changed my words to make themselves seem right. I typed the word f-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-l and it changed it to "real" when I hit post. If the bible is real, why would they need to change my words. Someone is bearing false witness...
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
11-09-2011, 09:25 AM
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I typed the word f-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-l and it changed it to "real" when I hit post.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
11-09-2011, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Frigid North
nah
all we do is repent and be born again christians on our deathbed
that way we get a life of sinning and fun, get saved, and go to heaven
problem solved
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Billions of people try that little ploy. God sees through it. He knows who's been naughty or nice. He knows those 'deathbed confessions' albeit real at the moment, are invalid. Just like the murderer be dragged tot eh electric chair, confessing what he did and begging for forgiveness, it is too little, too late. I cannot wait for Hawkings to die and go through this like all God haters like you will. Einstein did to. He went to Hell at the speed of light.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
11-09-2011, 04:49 PM
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i'm willing to bet that god has better things to do than hang out and edit a stupid online forum
not that he does anything anyways
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
11-09-2011, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Frigid North
nah
all we do is repent and be born again christians on our deathbed
that way we get a life of sinning and fun, get saved, and go to heaven
problem solved
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And what if he sends a wild negro to chop off your head tomorrow? These things happen every day. The next building you walk into could have an explosive Muslim hiding in it.
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Satan seems like a nicer person, I mean he was always the one offering food to hungry people.
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Citation needed.
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And he understands their mistakes.
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Citation needed.
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Plus he has not killed NEARLY as many people as God has.
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This may be true, but that just makes him a wimp. In the Fight of Eternity, Satan is like that dead pansy Joe Frazier and God is like Muhammed Ali, except that God isn't black. Why would you bet on the loser?
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Oh my gosh! they changed my words to make themselves seem right. I typed the word f-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-l and it changed it to "real" when I hit post. If the bible is real, why would they need to change my words. Someone is bearing false witness...
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Because we can't have you running around spreading falsehoods.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
11-09-2011, 06:08 PM
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i'm willing to bet that god has better things to do than hang out and edit a stupid online forum
not that he does anything anyways
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
09-30-2013, 04:17 AM
Isaac, you shouldn't feel guilty. It isn't your fault that you are so good looking and it isn't your fault that you are so big and strong and the faggot was so spindly and puny. Man, you are good looking, not that I really notice stuff like that about a man. Your nick is thick and muscular and you easily held that weasel up against the wall. I love your eyes but please don't get the wrong impression.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
09-30-2013, 05:06 AM
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Isaac, you shouldn't feel guilty...
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I'm sure that Mr. Fisher (the OP), who hasn't been here in almost two years, has been waiting with baited breath for the approval of some anonymous trash (like you) and now can rest easy at night.
If you want anyone here to care what you think or say, please provide proof (in the form of King James Bible-sourced Scripture) that God thought, felt, or said the exact same thing first. Otherwise, meh.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-27-2013, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Isaac Fisher
Dear Christians (and unsaved trash),
“Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins.”
I’m a pretty calm and happy person- most of the time. I’d stopped being violent and angry when I was seventeen years old but I still have violent outbursts every once in a while. It frightens my wife and children (5 and 8) and makes the whole house a lot tenser for days after the problem. It’s mostly alright but sometimes I cannot help it and the person who made me mad was asking for it.
Well, I think I over stepped the mark on this one.
My wife is very ditsy and cute and, I thought since we moved so far away from out old home and life and since she was pregnant, I decided to let her have an old friend over. He is about twenty-two and I didn’t like him at all from the second he walked into my house.
He looked gay. Very gay.
He had long, curly hair and was about the same size as my tiny, little Janet. Before hand she told me he looked like this guy called Mica or something. I hade no idea what I was letting myself in for…
I made the two of them aware I’d be in the room through their visit and I knew Janet was tense. She tried to hint at the little gay-boy (Lewis or something) that he should stop being so camp but he continued to aggravate me. :headbang:
Within half-an-hour I stood up and told him he was a little faggot and he should get out. Want to know how he responded to me?!
He piffing flirted with me!
Janet’s face was a picture. I would have laughed at her if I wasn’t so angry.
So, I ended up grabbing the little homer by the throat and had him against the wall while I punched him. Janet was screaming and I think I pushed her to the floor (I know, I know, she is a woman. She is emotionally weak and I should try to train her better) and told her to shove off. I continued to punch him in the head, chest and face for about twenty minutes; then I just kicked him for a while. The guy was less than half by size and a scrap of a person.
I won’t go into details but he has a broken nose, a bloody forehead and a two black eyes along with probably a heap of bruises on his chest and body.
Did I over do it?
Should I just of just kicked him out?
I admit it- it did feel sort of good. Is God the cause of this good feeling? Or is it Satan?
I think I might need some help. This isn’t the first time I did something like this.
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Congratulations, you've beaten up a guy that was half your size and very thin. And you've beaten your wife, who is physically probably even weaker. If it's your house, you could have thrown him out just like that.
So yes, you should feel horrible and pray that the guy isn't going to sue you.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-27-2013, 08:30 PM
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Congratulations, you've beaten up a guy that was half your size and very thin. And you've beaten your wife, who is physically probably even weaker. If it's your house, you could have thrown him out just like that.
So yes, you should feel horrible and pray that the guy isn't going to sue you.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-27-2013, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by krunsch
Congratulations, you've beaten up a guy that was half your size and very thin. And you've beaten your wife, who is physically probably even weaker. If it's your house, you could have thrown him out just like that.
So yes, you should feel horrible and pray that the guy isn't going to sue you.
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Friend, while God does not want us to always do His Work, sometimes it is a must. Consider this - You see a fellow reading his Bible, walking near a cliff. Do you: - Stand by, watch and let him die?
- Rush to his aid, yanking him from the brink of death and perhaps induce a minor bruise?
- Run as fast as you can, shove them off the cliff to their death to face God in Heaven?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-28-2013, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by krunsch
Congratulations, you've beaten up a guy that was half your size and very thin. And you've beaten your wife, who is physically probably even weaker. If it's your house, you could have thrown him out just like that.
So yes, you should feel horrible and pray that the guy isn't going to sue you.
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And this from an alchemist and scatologist who performs experiments on unborn murdered babies in the name of "science".
Homers are an abomination in the eye of God. God tells us this right here:
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as hee lyeth with a woman, both of them haue committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shalbe vpon them
You can't get much clearer than that, can you Alois?
And as for his wife, she should have known better. If she had held covenant with God she would not have come in the line of fire.
Proverbs 10:6
Blessings are vpon the head of the iust: but violence couereth the mouth of the wicked
Her husband was righteously beating a queer (In the old days he would have been able to stone it) and she berated him. So she got a smack in the mouth. Do you get this now, Reinhard?
God guides us every step of the way.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-28-2013, 04:33 PM
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Not quite right friend.
I personally have found many faggots to be the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet. Snappy dressers, fantastic decorators, great cooks and phenomenal hosts. So my own feelings mean little. God does tell us we should stone them but then secular law states we have to let them live.
Until we have a man of God in the White House, our wrists are tightly bound by both sets of laws and must abide by both. So I typically leave one of their dinner parties early and rarely send a thank you note.
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How is it that mortal law can be held above His law? Government seems to be an evil false prophet. You believe your mortal "president" in his "white house" compares to that of the Lord and His Heavens?
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-28-2013, 04:43 PM
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How is it that mortal law can be held above His law? Government seems to be an evil false prophet. You believe your mortal "president" in his "white house" compares to that of the Lord and His Heavens?
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Your command of Scripture is pathetic.
1 Peter 2:13 "Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake" and Matthew 22:21 "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's" say otherwise.
See also Romans 13:1,7 and Titus 3:1.
Contradicting James Hutchins will get you nowhere.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-28-2013, 04:58 PM
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Your command of Scripture is pathetic.
1 Peter 2:13 "Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake" and Matthew 22:21 "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's" say otherwise.
See also Romans 13:1,7 and Titus 3:1.
Contradicting James Hutchins will get you nowhere.
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I do not command scripture, it is not my to control. It pours from me like blood from a retard.
Then how can one claim to accuse one of false prophets when mans word and Gods word are equal?
Contradiction is not my goal, nor the purpose of this forum. My goal is to learn why our people sit infront of computers instead of helping the poor or smiting the weak?
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-28-2013, 05:47 PM
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I do not command scripture, it is not my to control. It pours from me like blood from a retard.
Then how can one claim to accuse one of false prophets when mans word and Gods word are equal?
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You seem to be unaware that sends false prophets when He wants to punish people and lead them to damnation:
2 Chronicles 18:22 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil against thee
Ezekiel 14:9 And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.
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Contradiction is not my goal, nor the purpose of this forum. My goal is to learn why our people sit infront of computers instead of helping the poor or smiting the weak?
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But sweetie, we are spreading the Holy Word of our beloved , which is exactly what He wants us to do (Matthew 28:19).
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
01-03-2014, 07:58 PM
You Know that your not to be happy or feel good about someone being damned so why laugh?
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Dear Godmocking Monkey-worshipper;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
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