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Default RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-13-2009, 10:49 PM

For those of you not up to date with the Rihanna story, here it is:

First, Rihanna - from Barbados, came to America to steal our jobs. The particular job she stole involves wearing emo haircuts, warbling terrible songs that sound like a failed opera singer gargling, and of course wearing scanty clothing.

She met a Christian man named Chris Brown, who sings about God in his songs, and even has Jesus tattooed on his arm:



Then, just before the grammy awards, there to pick up her newest Award for corrupting America's youth, her Christian boyfriend Chris Brown recieved a text message from another woman.

Now, remember that the Bible is filled with righteous men that have multiple wives. So no matter what message that other woman sent, Rihanna has no excuse whatsoever for getting bitchy about it. Yet she did, in clear violation of the Bible.

The Bible says women are to use "chaste conversation, coupled with fear." They are not to braid their hair, wear gold, or put on any "apparel." 1 Peter 3:2-6

In this photo you can cleary see she is wearing gold, in violation of the Bible. Also, note the emo haircut - she supports the emosexual agenda to turn America's boys into sissified proto-homos.


Rihanna, a singer, is disobeying the Bible's command that women be silent:

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 1 Timothy 2:11-15
But she didn't, so she was disciplined the way God demands that uppity women be disciplined.

There's another theory of what happened: her Chris Brown discovered that Rihanna did not possess "tokens of her virginity" and thus decided to have to put to death, as Deuteronomy 22:13-22 demands.

Rihanna is lucky that God did not choose to discipline her directly. Take a look at Ezekiel 23: the entire chapter is the story of how God punishes a harlot, God has her nose and ears cut off, God has her forced to "pluck off" her own breasts, and then after being raped and mutilated, she is stoned to death.

Rihanna, on the other hand, only got punched a few times, bitten once or twice, and choaked into unconciousness. God let you off easy, Rihanna!


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Default Re: RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-13-2009, 11:16 PM

Who cares about Rhianna? That Chris Brown fellow shouldn't be getting those tattoos of Jesus whistling. WHAT WAS HE THINKING??

Also, did you notice the girly diamond in his ear, and the gang sign of SATAN that he is flashing??

Both of those fake r&b singers are going to hell. Especially Rhianna, for being a slut. They still have marriage in 2009, if I'm not mistaken.


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Default Re: RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-13-2009, 11:20 PM

Nobar, don't expect him to be perfect. Jesus forgives his youthful indiscretions and sins, which are minor compared to men who allow their women to run loose like unleashed animals.

Take a look at these lyrics:

CHRIS BROWN: THANK YOU

[Chris Brown Talkin']
Man.
Y'all don't know what y'all do for me.
See - without y'all - none of this wouldn't matter.
I mean none of it.
So, I say thank you.
Listen.

Verse 1:
Out the gate I got start it off right.
Daddy told me "You ain't gotta beat around the bush."(Fo show)
Deep inside I feel you Lord. (Number one)
I've come this far by faith,
You blessed me with the voice and gave me that extra push(push)

And dear momma, (Love you ma)
For the times I acted foolish,
You popped me with them rulers.
I didn't understand, (nooo)
But I do now. (now)
It's out of love for your Christopher.

Chorus:
I just want to thank you.
You're more than just a friend,
With me to the end.
It's not official without a (thank you).

I thank you Lord,
I praise you Lord,
I'm nothing without you,(thank you Lord).

I just want to thank you.
From my heart right to my soul,
my cd to my shows
You make the difference,
That's why I (thank you).

I owe it all to you, oh I (I just wanna)

Verse 2:
I just Wanna to say thanks.
But with all due respects, (fa sho)
There some people I can't forget (as I grow).

Imma definitely do my best to reach out (to the kids).
Homies on the block, (citizens)
Hustlers on lock, (what it is)
The music biz won't stop or change me.

East coast (I want to thank you).
West coast, uh huh (I want to thank you).
(I owe it all to ya'll).
Dirty south I want to thank you (oh)
Midwest (stay up cuz i just wanna thank all yall)
(yeahy yeahy)

Chorus:

You're more than just a friend,
With me to the end.
It's not official without a (thank you).

You mean so much to me
(oh)
I just wanna to thank you.
(ooh thank you, oh yeah.
(In Jesus, in Jesus, what a friend I have)
Thank you. (Oh-ho)
I just want to say thanks(Oh I just wanna say thanks)
I owe it all to you

Bridge:
When the song is over (it aint over)
It ain't the end (noo)
I'm coming back to you(noo noo nonono)
to do it again
I'm loyal to the game so we're gonna win
(This is it)

[Chris Brown Talkin']
(to you and you and you and you and you)
(thank you, thank you)
(Yea)I want to thank yall tonight
(Thank you)
For coming out
(Thank you)
(I love you ladies)and chillin with me
(Fo Sho)All my fans,
(with all my heart) I love yall
All them hataz, I love yall too cuz yall makin me do it more
Uahh,My family, especially my mom,(I love you ma)
I love yall
Last but not least, GOD


Chorus:
(Cuz)
I just want to thank you.
You're more than just a friend,
With me to the end.
(It's not official without a...)
Thank You
to my ladies and my fellaz all that kept it real with chris brown
(i just wanna thank you)
thank you baby, you know who you are when im on the road
stay committed, thank you (oooooh)ha oooo.. I just wanna say thank you

[Chris Brown talking]
(for you and you and you and you and you and you and you)
For being there for me when nobody would (good looking out)
I give you the praise (thank you) yea, you mean so much
to me I just wanna thank you (i just dont know what to do)
(you and you and you and you and you)to my heart right to my soul cd my show, you make a difference that's why I (good looking out)
thank you (i love yall)(oooo) I just wanna say thanks you.


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Default Re: RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-13-2009, 11:27 PM

I had trouble reading all that, but it sounds like he is singing for the Lord. I'll wait and see how his career plays out before I judge him too harshly.


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Default Re: RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-14-2009, 12:08 AM

Rihanna's video's are also filled with the sort of smut and satanic content that no good Christian should have to see.

She disgusts me.
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Default Re: RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-14-2009, 12:28 AM

You have actually watched her videos and signed up here to protest her? I've never even heard of her before an hour ago.


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Default Re: RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-14-2009, 03:05 AM

Is this what passes for news under the Obamoccupation? Musicians being weirdos, brown women being uppity and brown men biting people? This stuff was old before Ike gave Tina her first facial fist-bump.



Notice how these types always come from or flock to the most sinful places - Barbados, Hollywood, Jew York, London. Ever heard of any suicidal rock stars or ear-chopping artists coming from Alaska? No, neither have I.


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I'm confused. Is this the same beating that was interupted by that boy who's sueing Macdonald's, or are the events unrelated?


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I'm glad to see some in the mainstream media are putting the blame where it belongs:

Chris Brown learns anger management; could Rihanna use it too?

But insiders are rumbling that Chris shouldn't be taking the anger management classes alone. "Rihanna is temperamental, too," says our snitch. "They're both too hot-headed for their own good."

Adds another source: "It didn't help that Rihanna grabbed the keys out of his rented Lamborghini and threw them down the street. She knew it would really infuriate Chris, and it worked."

So who are the "insiders" "our snitch" and "another source"? They sound a lot like certain members of our ex-negro program...Don' worry, your secret is safe with me.


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I'm glad to see some in the mainstream media are putting the blame where it belongs:

Chris Brown learns anger management; could Rihanna use it too?

But insiders are rumbling that Chris shouldn't be taking the anger management classes alone. "Rihanna is temperamental, too," says our snitch. "They're both too hot-headed for their own good."

Adds another source: "It didn't help that Rihanna grabbed the keys out of his rented Lamborghini and threw them down the street. She knew it would really infuriate Chris, and it worked."

So who are the "insiders" "our snitch" and "another source"? They sound a lot like certain members of our ex-negro program...Don' worry, your secret is safe with me.

Hold your horses here, you mean Brown is the one getting punished after she pulled this? What the heck, they can't be that messed up in California that they allow a woman to just willfully attack a man like things and just walk away. The media was pushing the story that Brown hauled off and hit, but now it comes clear. Brown was just defending himself. What did they expect Brown do, allow her to bite off his manhood with her bare teeth? The man was fighting fire with fire.



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Default Re: RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-27-2009, 12:16 AM

I find this entire discussion shocking.

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Default Re: RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-27-2009, 12:22 AM

I have to admit that I've never heard of either of these two coons. Are they part of a nigra church choir? I tend to avoid *those people...


*This brings back painful childhood memories. I remember one day when my Godly Father Pastor Lamentations Flint came home early from a missionary trip to Des Moines unexpectedly, and surprised my mother....who was down in the basement listening to Mahalia Jackson records (an obese nigress singer)...Father kicked the door in and gave her the beating of her life...There was blood and screams for hours....She died several hours later from unrelated causes....ANYWAY, I still carry the memories of shame and disgrace to this day, that my own mother would be found "boogie-woogieing" to that Godawful race music that my Godly Father had spent so many hours warning us about...These days I use that basement for training my servants...The blood stains are still on the walls down there....I can't seem to scrub them out.....


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I find this entire discussion shocking.

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A great man, I think it was Jesus, said show me, not tell me.

Now why are you shocked friend? At all of this? Don't you think it is proper to protest the kind of spousal abuse Rihanna like did to Brown? Perhaps you think it would better if Brown just spreed his legs and allowed Rihanna to cut off his man hood. Would that make you feel happier Brother Lazarus?



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Default Re: RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-27-2009, 12:31 AM

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A great man, I think it was Jesus, said show me, not tell me.

Now why are you shocked friend? At all of this? Don't you think it is proper to protest the kind of spousal abuse Rihanna like did to Brown? Perhaps you think it would better if Brown just spreed his legs and allowed Rihanna to cut off his man hood. Would that make you feel happier Brother Lazarus?
I noted earlier that this seems to be an issue between a couple of Negroes that have not been through the ex-Negro program. They are both bound for Hell and whatever their issues are I'm not sure why it is a point of discussion on this Godly forum.

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Default Re: RIHANNA: Christian boyfriend disciplines this emo harlot - 02-27-2009, 07:02 AM

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Who cares about Rhianna? That Chris Brown fellow shouldn't be getting those tattoos of Jesus whistling. WHAT WAS HE THINKING??

Also, did you notice the girly diamond in his ear, and the gang sign of SATAN that he is flashing??

Both of those fake r&b singers are going to hell. Especially Rhianna, for being a slut. They still have marriage in 2009, if I'm not mistaken.
That's actually an I love you sign because his thumb isn't being behind is middle and ring finger. At least hes trying right?
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I don't see what the big deal is. A black eye means I love you + = .

She should be proud of her shiner. If Chris didn't love her, he would not have corrected her.

I guess it doesn't matter anyway since they are both going to HELL.




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I don't see what the big deal is. A black eye means I love you + = .

She should be proud of her shiner. If Chris didn't love her, he would not have corrected her.

I guess it doesn't matter anyway since they are both going to HELL.
True, but you can't tell when those people get a black eye... I can't see it on my servants anyway.


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I still don't understand why the affairs of a couple if Nigras who have not gone through the ex-Negroe program are of any concern. They are Nigras behaving as we would expect Nigras to behave.

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