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False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-04-2007, 04:52 AM
Yes Brothers and sisters in Christ! THIS coming Sunday, the Lord's Day, millions of false Christians will attend their false churches to hear lectures on why they should EMBRACE monkey-worship. It just sickens Jesus.
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Churches gear up for Evolution Sunday
NORMAN, Okla. — Hundreds of churches across the globe will mark Evolution Sunday Feb. 11 with sermons and educational events dedicated to the idea that religion and science don’t have to be sworn enemies.
So far, 535 congregations from all 50 states, the District of Columbia, American Virgin Islands, and five foreign countries are scheduled to participate, including Norman Unitarian Universalist Fellowship.
Local author and Norman Unitarian Universalist member Susan Cogan will speak on “Why Darwin Matters,” a talk that will focus on the validity of evolutionary theory.
“It’s a way to fight back,” Cogan said. “It’s a way to show that you can believe in God and accept evolution. The scientific debate has kind of been forced into a political and religious one.”
The church also will host “Darwin Day” Feb. 12 which will feature a screening of the 1960 film “Inherit the Wind,” which portrays a realized account of the 1925 Scopes “monkey” trial.
Cogan created an educational display on evolutionary theory for the Norman Public Library in January that also will be featured at the church during the event.
A hot-button issue since Charles Darwin’s “The Origin of the Species” was published in 1859, evolutionary theory has crossed over from science class to Sunday school as a popular sermon topic in recent years.
Results of a Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life survey released in August 2006 found that about 40 percent of a cross-section of Christians from various denominations said the debate on evolution had been addressed in some form from the pulpit of their church.
Evolution Sunday is the brain child of Michael Zimmerman, a biology professor at Butler University in Indianapolis, Ind. The second annual event has grown by about 11 percent this year, Zimmerman said.
“These aren’t all churches on the east or west coast, or big cities. They are mostly from rural areas and the Midwest,” Zimmerman said. “The fact is that the vast majority of clergy members accept evolution and don’t want creationism taught in schools.”
“They want to set up a false dichotomy that if you believe in the Bible then you can’t believe in evolution,” Zimmerman said.
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Now how is that a "false dichotomy"? The Bible clearly states that God created the world and everything in it around 6,000 years ago. Any idiot can see that the communist lies spread by Darwin are about as far from the Bible as one could possibly get.
It figures that some jew college professor would come up with abominable filth like "Evilution Sunday". You all remember what the Bible says about pin-headed jew philosophy professors, don't you?
Colossians 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-04-2007, 05:05 AM
Evilution not in contradiction of God's Word?
Where do they get these silly ideas, not in the holy Bible, that's for sure.
They need read no longer than the very first verses!
And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind:
And it was so.
Genesis 1:24
And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind:
And God saw that it was good.
Genesis 1:25
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness:
And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Genesis 1:26-27
These false teachers would also do well to read some Timothy:
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
Which some professing have erred concerning the faith.
Grace be with thee. Amen.
1 Timothy 6:20-21
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-04-2007, 05:52 AM
I actually got physically sick reading that disgusting story! To think that so many people who have the nerve to call themselves "Christians" let themselves get blinded by Satan like that!
I am NOT descended from a monkey! God made me gloriously unique just as He made all other people, all descended from Adam who was made in His image and Eve who was made from Adam's rib!
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-04-2007, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I actually got physically sick reading that disgusting story! To think that so many people who have the nerve to call themselves "Christians" let themselves get blinded by Satan like that!
I am NOT descended from a monkey! God made me gloriously unique just as He made all other people, all descended from Adam who was made in His image and Eve who was made from Adam's rib!
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Amen.
The only reason these satanists push the myth that we are descended from monkeys is because they want us to act like monkeys;
Fornicating with everything in sight and murdering each other over a few bananas.
After all, if we were descended from monkeys, why not?
They have no souls anyways, so neither could we have then.
So having morals or upholding God's law would have no point at all.
That's the way their argument goes atleast, and needless to say, it is pure blasphemy.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-04-2007, 09:19 PM
I'm starting to believe that THOSE future hell dwellers were descended from monkeys, because only a monkey would so cavalierly defy the Holy Bible® (KJV1611). God must have quite the sense of humour.
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-05-2007, 03:53 PM
Are they monkeys or nigs?
Sometimes its hard to tell the difference.
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-05-2007, 06:51 PM
There are some foolish people, who like to pick and chose which parts of the Holy Bible they want to believe.
We all know that either the Bible (KJV1611) is the inspired Word of Jesus and it is completely true, or it is just a bunch of goat herders writing stories. There is no middle ground of taking the parts that you like and disregarding the parts that you don't like.
I think that is fine and dandy if someone wants to treat God's word as just a good story. But to turn around and to call themselves Christians is disgusting.
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-07-2007, 01:07 AM
What can be gained from scientific knowledge that cannot be found through years of loyal [paid] membership to God's favorite church? It's absolutely sad that these science people have to pollute the minds of the weak with their lies, to counter this I think we ought to step up our conversions this week. Dare I suggest forced conversions? It has been a while, I bet the dentist's chair is getting dusty...
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-07-2007, 03:02 AM
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ocal author and Norman Unitarian Universalist member Susan Cogan will speak on “Why Darwin Matters,” a talk that will focus on the validity of evolutionary theory.
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Enough said.
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-07-2007, 02:11 PM
Genesis 1:1: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
Why do they keep searching things which are written down already?
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-10-2007, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
What can be gained from scientific knowledge that cannot be found through years of loyal [paid] membership to God's favorite church? It's absolutely sad that these science people have to pollute the minds of the weak with their lies, to counter this I think we ought to step up our conversions this week. Dare I suggest forced conversions? It has been a while, I bet the dentist's chair is getting dusty...
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Brother, once again you have hit it on the head. Look at THIS story, which reveals the papist connection to propogating the satanic theory of evilution. Why am I not surprised?
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Cardinal Condemns Suppression of the
Darwin Debate in America:
"A truly liberal society would at least allow students to hear of the debate."
In a speech last night in New York City, Roman Catholic Cardinal Cristoph Schoenborn of Vienna sharply criticized efforts in America to prevent students and the public from learning about the debate over Darwin’s theory. According to the Associated Press report:
Cardinal Christoph Schoenborn of Vienna said in a lecture that restricting debate about Darwin's theory of evolution amounts to censorship in schools and in the broader public.
"Commonly in the scientific community every inquiry into the scientific weaknesses of the theory is blocked off at the very outset," Schoenborn said of Darwinism. "To some extent there prevails a type of censoring here of the sort for which one eagerly reproached the church in former times."
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-10-2007, 06:20 PM
Bah! One of the first inklings I had that the papist cult I was part of might be wrong was when Karol Wojtyla said that evilution might be "true". Now I recognize that the man who called himself "John Paul II" is one of history's greatest monsters, but at the time it caused me so much confusion.
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-10-2007, 06:30 PM
Wow, you people really hate freedom don't you. Any way, did you ever think that God might actually cause evolution? Think about it, say that God wants to kill animal type A off of a small island, but say he would like animal B to live, unfortunatley animal A and B are on the same island. So God modifies animal B to have an increase in heat-resistance and burrowing effects, and leaves A untouched. So God make a volcan on the island erupt, Animal A dies and animal B with thier new heat resistance and burrowing techniques dig under ground and wait the event out. Just a thought.
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-14-2007, 12:16 AM
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Wow, you people really hate freedom don't you. Any way, did you ever think that God might actually cause evolution? Think about it, say that God wants to kill animal type A off of a small island, but say he would like animal B to live, unfortunatley animal A and B are on the same island. So God modifies animal B to have an increase in heat-resistance and burrowing effects, and leaves A untouched. So God make a volcan on the island erupt, Animal A dies and animal B with thier new heat resistance and burrowing techniques dig under ground and wait the event out. Just a thought.
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Not a very good one.
If God wants to kill off Animal Type A, He will eliminate the Type A! He can not only eliminate them starting forward, He can go back in time and un-Create them!
Why would God waste time with all these ridiculous steps, only to slowly burn Type A animals to death in a horrific torture, instead of just zapping them out of existence? Do you think God is some sort of sick weirdo, who creates Type A animals just for something to slowly torture to death?!
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-14-2007, 07:50 AM
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Not a very good one.
If God wants to kill off Animal Type A, He will eliminate the Type A! He can not only eliminate them starting forward, He can go back in time and un-Create them!
Why would God waste time with all these ridiculous steps, only to slowly burn Type A animals to death in a horrific torture, instead of just zapping them out of existence? Do you think God is some sort of sick weirdo, who creates Type A animals just for something to slowly torture to death?!
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Maybe God wants to see his creations live, grow, and mature?
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-16-2007, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
Not a very good one.
If God wants to kill off Animal Type A, He will eliminate the Type A! He can not only eliminate them starting forward, He can go back in time and un-Create them!
Why would God waste time with all these ridiculous steps, only to slowly burn Type A animals to death in a horrific torture, instead of just zapping them out of existence? Do you think God is some sort of sick weirdo, who creates Type A animals just for something to slowly torture to death?!
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Well you guys say that God created sinners so he could kill them right? This is just his way of doing that.
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-20-2007, 04:23 PM
What a great idea!
This Sunday we are going have homersexual-sodomite Sunday.
Every Sunday from now on we will examine The Holy Bible (KJV1611) and throw out the parts that don't fit the secular world view. Heck within a year I expect it to pamphlet sized, after we have purge all of the parts out that the secularists think might have contradictions. We can call it the John 3:16 Bible.
We can all enjoy the hippy peacenik lovefest until satan roasts our hides for eternity.
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Re: False Christians Unite to Worship Monkeys -
02-20-2007, 09:33 PM
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Maybe God wants to see his creations live, grow, and mature?
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So you think God would want to see His creations live, grow, and mature, so he could slowly torture them to death?
You do have some warped ideas about God!
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