[Brother Guy Bayard]

Lords Power Shocks Bill.

A 50-year-old pastor from a church here in San Antonio was killed Tuesday afternoon after he was hit by a bolt of lightning while hiking with his two teenage sons, authorities told News 4 WOAI.



The man and his two sons were hiking in the Lost Maples State Natural Area near Vanderpool close to 1:30 p.m. Tuesday. It started raining and the family went to seek cover under a cedar tree, Bandera County Sheriff Don Berger said. The father was then hit by lightning and died instantly, officials said.
The park is located about 65 miles northwest of San Antonio.
Members of the Grace Fellowship Baptist Church told News 4 WOAI Tuesday night it was their pastor, William Clardy, who was killed by the lightning strike. He had been at the church for more than three years.
After the lightning strike, Clardy's 18-year-old son ran for help. But a responding park ranger and medic could not revive Clardy.
"We were too late when we got there," Lost Maples Lead Park Ranger Bill Bailey said. "He was already deceased."
The 18-year-old and his 14-year-old brother suffered non-life-threatening injuries. They were rushed to University Hospital. "There were mostly burn marks around their ankles where the lightning passed through," Bailey said.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Obviously a Southern Baptist. God will not be mocked.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

[quote=Guy;85338]Lords Power Shocks Bill.
http://www.woai.com/news/local/story...d-f7febe1f6ed8

[Talitha]

I wonder what this Pastor was doing out of the safety of his SUV?
All the Pastors I know here in Freehold are prime examples of Godly True Christian™ Manhood already and have no need to do such trivial things as Hiking.

[Homertard]

How dreadful.

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Guy

A 50-year-old pastor from a church here in San Antonio was killed Tuesday afternoon after he was hit by a bolt of lightning while hiking with his two teenage sons, authorities told News 4 WOAI.

Members of the Grace Fellowship Baptist Church told News 4 WOAI Tuesday night it was their pastor, William Clardy, who was killed by the lightning strike. He had been at the church for more than three years.

Secular reply:

We are sorry to hear of the tragic death of this pastor, husband and father. He will be missed by his congregation, his family and friends. He is survived by his two sons, who sustained minor injuries from the lightning.

Mainstream church reply:

We pray for the repose of the soul of Pastor William Clardy of Grace Fellowship Baptist Church, in Jesus' name, amen.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Secular reply:

We are sorry to hear of the tragic death of this pastor, husband and father. He will be missed by his congregation, his family and friends. He is survived by his two sons, who sustained minor injuries from the lightning.

Mainstream church reply:

We pray for the repose of the soul of Pastor William Clardy of Grace Fellowship Baptist Church, in Jesus' name, amen.

TRUE Christian church reply

Serves Clardy right for spitting in the face of Christ with his false, hippy scripture. Maybe Clardy will take Jesus tough love lesson to heart while Clardy is bruning in hell. GLORY!

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

TRUE Christian church reply

Serves Clardy right for spitting in the face of Christ with his false, hippy scripture. Maybe Clardy will take Jesus tough love lesson to heart while Clardy is bruning in hell. GLORY!

Fair enough, Bobby-Joe! From now on, as a fun experiment, I will include all three answer versions in my replies, just for the heck of it!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Catholic reply:

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord.
And let perpetual light shine upon him.

May he rest in peace.
Amen.

May his soul and the souls of all the Faithful Departed, through the Mercy of God, rest in peace.
Amen.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Ministers who hike in the woods with little boys pretending to be catlicks aren't fooling anyone. GOD sees them. Snails are slow, but they go through a goose in two minutes. If you pretend to be a catlick, God won't wait two minutes to pop a million volt flashbulb in your butt.

TAKE HEED, SINNERS!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Fair enough, Bobby-Joe! From now on, as a fun experiment, I will include all three answer versions in my replies, just for the heck of it!

Thanks but no thanks. We are not interested in the false Christian perspective. This is God's favorite forum, and not to be abused by disseminating satanic claptrap and false sentiment.

We True Christians™ are as happy as Jesus when He kills filthy mary worshipers or false Christians like that. Praise His Sweet Blood!

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Thanks but no thanks. We are not interested in the false Christian perspective. This is God's favorite forum, and not to be abused by disseminating satanic claptrap and false sentiment.

We True Christians™ are as happy as Jesus when He kills filthy mary worshipers or false Christians like that. Praise His Sweet Blood!

Gosh, you're such a party pooper, Pastor Zeke! Whatever is the matter with your sense of humor?

Besides, you might be surprised that on certain issues I actually chose the True Christian™ Landover perspective over the others: see my reply to that Wisconsin story while you're at it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Gosh, you're such a party pooper, Pastor Zeke! Whatever is the matter with your sense of humor?

Now Minister Noddy, you should know by now the importance of the Landover Mission to The World® means we prefer to avoid trivializing it with jokes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Gosh, you're such a party pooper, Pastor Zeke! Whatever is the matter with your sense of humor?

Besides, you might be surprised that on certain issues I actually chose the True Christian™ Landover perspective over the others: see my reply to that Wisconsin story while you're at it.

Because of my intense, rockhard faith in Jesus and the literal truth of God's Holy Word, it never surprises me when others agree with what I say. They are simply agreeing with Jesus via me. What could be less surprising?

What shocks me is how false Christians such as yourself could continue to resist Christ's love with satanic delusions like mary worship or transubstantiation and such.

And for your information, my sense of humor is excellent. I am renowned amongst the congregation as a hilarious, knee-slapping pastor. In fact I've got a joke lined up for this coming Sunday's sermon based on Proverbs 17, verse 12 that will just slay.

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Now Minister Noddy, you should know by now the importance of the Landover Mission to The World® means we prefer to avoid trivializing it with jokes.

Of course Bobby-Joe, I have respect for you, and also I don't mean to trivialize the forum. It's just that there is such delightful fellowship here, so much laughter and fun, it must be the True Christian™ joy and happiness in Jesus.

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

And for your information, my sense of humor is excellent. I am renowned amongst the congregation as a hilarious, knee-slapping pastor. In fact I've got a joke lined up for this coming Sunday's sermon based on Proverbs 17, verse 12 that will just slay.

Yes seriously, I know you are very funny, Pastor Zeke. Your posts are well-composed and to the point, with exactly the emphasis needed in all the right places.

I would like to hear your sermon, by the way.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Ministers who hike in the woods with little boys pretending to be catlicks Baptists aren't fooling anyone. GOD sees them. Snails are slow, but they go through a goose in two minutes. If you pretend to be a catlick Baptist, God won't wait two minutes to pop a million volt flashbulb in your butt.

TAKE HEED, SINNERS!

The facts in front of us suggest my editing is the truthful representation of the situation. This man was a Baptwit through and through and those boys were his sons and have never received any settlement money from the Holy Roman Church. It is this type of slanderous smear job that continues to keep you Landovarians holed up in a cornfield without a Renaissance masterwork anywhere for a thousand miles.

It should surprise nobody that a cultist like this man was given a bit of the 'old smokey'. However, we pray for his soul and offer his family this chance to convert before it is too late.



Bless you, my very recent parolee,
Father Mo

[lilith]

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Yes seriously, I know you are very funny, Pastor Zeke. Your posts are well-composed and to the point, with exactly the emphasis needed in all the right places.

I would like to hear your sermon, by the way.

So...have you always been such a groveller,or is it something you learned here at Landover?

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by lilith

So ... have you always been such a groveller, or is it something you learned here at Landover?

Yes, I've learned some interesting things here at Landover. But I give a compliment when I mean it. I respect people who are articulate, can use the English language correctly and creatively, can be funny yet maintain consistency, whether or not I agree with the specifics.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Yes, I've learned some interesting things here at Landover. But I give a compliment when I mean it. I respect people who are articulate, can use the English language correctly and creatively, can be funny yet maintain consistency, whether or not I agree with the specifics.

Ahh...You refer to me. Thank you.