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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Too late.
Jesus hates you alot, homer.
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Oh, I can get you mad. I can just put up what I found, but that would mean I would get banned. I still like pissing you off, and the rest of you, too who are mean to me.
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 05:47 AM
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A bit too late for that isnt it, LS? You've managed to upset "Rachel Man Gelding" to the point of her flying off in disgust on her broomstick....let it all out, I'd love the chance to judge you harshly once again.
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When I'm done having fun with myself, then I'll let it all out just for you.
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Lunar_seed
When I'm done having fun with myself, then I'll let it all out just for you.
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You make it too easy to pass judgement on you. I'd like to go one step further and pass my bowels on you but I get the impression that you'd enjoy it, you ball juggling catamite.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Guy
You make it too easy to pass judgement on you. I'd like to go one step further and pass my bowels on you but I get the impression that you'd enjoy it, you ball juggling catamite.
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You got to do what you have to do when you have to poo!
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Ignore button is now clicked.
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Hanging out with your fellow unsaved trash isn't quite so much fun as you thought, is it? Unless you want to spend all eternity with the likes of Luna_cy, you'd better turn from your wicked ways and set up a tithing plan.
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Lunar_seed
I've been looking, and it sure does look silly with some of the stuff on here. So, is the site a joke? Or is it me?
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I was asking the same thing about you Lunar. Are you a joke, a parody of a homer? As I have said before I have done missionary work with BASH in places like San Fransissyco. Since I have been face to face with homers in their own dens I know what they are like. Frankly you come accross as a teenager who is out to shock his betters. I'll bet you don't even have the guts to look at another man's tallywacker much let orally service one.
As for us, if you think we are a joke show us were we are wrong in letter or spirit in The Bible. We only seem absurd to you because you are so far form what really is virtuous Lunar.
For our TOS, our Joo lawyers put that in to protect us against the haters.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
I was asking the same thing about you Lunar. Are you a joke, a parody of a homer? As I have said before I have done missionary work with BASH in places like San Fransissyco. Since I have been face to face with homers in their own dens I know what they are like. Frankly you come accross as a teenager who is out to shock his betters. I'll bet you don't even have the guts to look at another man's tallywacker much let orally service one.
As for us, if you think we are a joke show us were we are wrong in letter or spirit in The Bible. We only seem absurd to you because you are so far form what really is virtuous Lunar.
For our TOS, our Joo lawyers put that in to protect us against the haters.
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I was thinking the same thing, Bobby-Joe!
Is this person, loony seedling, really a male? -- a real homer or just pretending to be a homer?
Just look at that sissy fairy avatar! --
He sounds more like a teenaged girl with a one-track mind (sex-sex-sex) trying to shock people
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
I was thinking the same thing, Bobby-Joe!
Is this person, loony seedling, really a male? -- a real homer or just pretending to be a homer?
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In my BASH days we had a sinner like this Lunar character, he was called "Twink". Twink when around taunting us Christians or any straight male he came across deliberately misinterpreting every statement made some depraved invitation. You can imagine the time we ended up wasting with him when urged Twink to kneel before The Lord. When someone would complain Twink would run off to the authorities and complain about gay bashing.
Finally one night Twink overplayed his hand and ended up raped to death by two large bear leather homers. It turned out Twink was in fact a straight man pretending to be a homer in some viscous little game of his. The end his downfall was he bit off more than he could chew. It is not too late for Twink to repent Lunar, don’t make the same mistake.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Finally one night Twink overplayed his hand and ended up raped to death by two large bear leather homers. It turned out Twink was in fact a straight man pretending to be a homer in some viscous little game of his. The end his downfall was he bit off more than he could chew. It is not too late for Twink to repent Lunar, don’t make the same mistake.
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Oooooh boy, Bobby-Joe! -- let that be a lesson to our unsuspecting hellbound seedling!
-- before it's too late!
Not to mention --
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Finally one night Twink overplayed his hand and ended up raped to death by two large bear leather homers. It turned out Twink was in fact a straight man pretending to be a homer in some viscous little game of his. The end his downfall was he bit off more than he could chew. It is not too late for Twink to repent Lunar, don’t make the same mistake.
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Pastah BJ, I hasta admit I din't have no clue what you was talkin' about right there. I had me a mental image of two teddy bear monster thangs attackin' this man and doin' nasty thangs to him. So I did me a image search to see what do this be, and I seen one o' the most scurriest thangs I's evah seen in my life! I din't even know that homer bear-human hybrids existeded! This be why the Bible tell folk not to have relations with the aminals, because creatures like this be what result from that depravities. Do it be legal to shoot bear-human homers? Because I know I sho as heck don't want one o' them thangs comin' nowhere near me!
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-26-2007, 08:37 PM
Sweet Sister Lateefah,
There is a Spa down on Indian Masacre St. and Main that offers back wax specials.
Here is one happy client. He is my Sister's Husband, Cletus. He had his back waxed for their honeymoon.
Helpful, Sister Thumper
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-27-2007, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
I was asking the same thing about you Lunar. Are you a joke, a parody of a homer? As I have said before I have done missionary work with BASH in places like San Fransissyco. Since I have been face to face with homers in their own dens I know what they are like. Frankly you come accross as a teenager who is out to shock his betters. I'll bet you don't even have the guts to look at another man's tallywacker much let orally service one.
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I'll do a shocking thing and agree with BJ. Lunar seems like a sad, silly little boy with no life seeking to try and shock others. Newsflash to Lunar, you don't seem shocking at all, just incredibly unappealing and stupid.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Is this place fake? -
07-27-2007, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This Church is as real as Christ's love
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There's your answer right there
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: Is this place fake? -
07-29-2007, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It
There's your answer right there
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-29-2007, 09:08 PM
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Yeah I remember reading that a few months back, my friend and I had quite a laugh.
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Re: Is this place holy? -
07-29-2007, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I'll do a shocking thing and agree with BJ. Lunar seems like a sad, silly little boy with no life seeking to try and shock others. Newsflash to Lunar, you don't seem shocking at all, just incredibly unappealing and stupid.
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When did you become a professional Troll hunter?
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Re: Is this place holy? -
08-04-2007, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
Yeah I remember reading that a few months back, my friend and I had quite a laugh.
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Oh yes. Much I am retarded ensued from that read.
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When did you become a professional Troll hunter?
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I see to remember a self-proclaimed "Troll Lord" saying something like this a while ago: "if u r nt wit us, ur owr eneme. n u wil fall. lol". It wasn't on this board, mind you. But a troll is a troll, no matter what part of the interwebs you hail from.
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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