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Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
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I'm leaving the boards... -
07-20-2007, 06:50 PM
After much thought and prayer, I have come to decide I cannot talk any sense into you people. Therefore, I am leaving the boards after this thread. I will continue to pray that God shows you the light that He intended...
Thanks to everyone who supported me (You're no "unsaved trash" to me, and I'm sure there's a place in Heaven for all)
And finally, thanks be to God, who makes this, and all things, possible...
So long, will keep praying for you...
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: I'm leaving the boards... -
07-20-2007, 07:47 PM
So you've decided to permanently reject Jesus. That's a shame. An ex-priest could certainly have helped us win more souls for the Lord and save more people from the doom that is the Cult of Mary.
Besides, I do believe that Sister Tinny is still looking for a husband, and once Saved I'm sure one the first things you'd want to do after repenting years of diddling little boys is to know a woman.
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Re: I'm leaving the boards... -
07-20-2007, 08:01 PM
Father Tom! -- I'm disappointed you've decided to leave us.
Your participation has been most enlightening and valuable. Take care, and may the peace of the Lord be with you, wherever you decide to go.
-- Nan
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
Last edited by Sister Noddy; 07-20-2007 at 08:03 PM.
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Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Re: I'm leaving the boards... -
07-20-2007, 08:03 PM
Farwell Farther Tom.
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International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
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Re: I'm leaving the boards... -
07-20-2007, 08:08 PM
Sayonara.
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Location: Vatican City...where we keep the good stuff!
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Re: I'm leaving the boards... -
07-20-2007, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
After much thought and prayer, I have come to decide I cannot talk any sense into you people. Therefore, I am leaving the boards after this thread. I will continue to pray that God shows you the light that He intended...
Thanks to everyone who supported me (You're no "unsaved trash" to me, and I'm sure there's a place in Heaven for all)
And finally, thanks be to God, who makes this, and all things, possible...
So long, will keep praying for you...
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Father Martin, you must be from some sort of small, American branch and never had the chance to visit Rome and get the kind of training needed in dealing with the likes of these Baptwits. Even Notre-Dame graduates know how to negotiate the untamed minds of the American under-class and their misfit admirers.
Imagine you are going to Alaska and want to bring the word of the Lord with you. Do you show up in speedo, wearing brown socks up to your ankles and sandals?
Of course not... although it would be fine for Fort Lauderdale.
By the same token would you arrive Florida dressed in muk-luks and Caribou hides? (granted, in some clubs that would get you past the ropes right away...)
If you show up in an upside down world of twisted and ill-considered logic, a loosely applicable term in these part s, you can't expect to use logic to your advantage. As a missionary in the Amazon rain forest must learn to adapt to his or her surroundings, so must you while visiting this odd corner of the universe.
The first thing I did upon arriving here was send a cheque to Pastor Pistle, the man who was in charge until he was incarcerated. As I suspected, he took the cheque to his local liquor store, stocked up on blended Scotch (how bad is that?) and spent the rest on a local harlot.
I accidentally happened to catch it all on film and since then have had little to no problems here, with the odd exception of my Parish cat showing up garroted and hanging by her ears on the laundry line.
Rethink your commitment to Jesus and remember how much he sacrificed for you and all of mankind. Surely the travails you face here are nothing in comparison to those he faced while bringing the Catholic Church to his children two thousand years back.
Bless you, my likely Dominican Brother,
Father Mo
A Cardinal in the making.
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Re: I'm leaving the boards... -
07-20-2007, 10:25 PM
Goodbye, you ring-kissing scum.
Enjoy Hell!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: I'm leaving the boards... -
07-21-2007, 01:55 AM
All those papists are quitters. It just shows how shallow their cult really is. I'll bet the only reason he's leaving is because he's been transferred to another parish to conceal the latest scandal he's involved with. Or maybe he finally caught some prison time...
I know that Jesus has a special place reserved in the flames of hell for all these mary worshiping false fathers. GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
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Re: I'm leaving the boards... -
07-21-2007, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
After much thought and prayer, I have come to decide I cannot talk any sense into you people. Therefore, I am leaving the boards after this thread. I will continue to pray that God shows you the light that He intended...
Thanks to everyone who supported me (You're no "unsaved trash" to me, and I'm sure there's a place in Heaven for all)
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Care to back that un-Christian nonsense up with scripture, nancy boy?
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
If you show up in an upside down world of twisted and ill-considered logic, a loosely applicable term in these parts, you can't expect to use logic to your advantage. As a missionary in the Amazon rain forest must learn to adapt to his or her surroundings, so must you while visiting this odd corner of the universe.
The first thing I did upon arriving here was send a cheque to Pastor Pistle, the man who was in charge until he was incarcerated. As I suspected, he took the cheque to his local liquor store, stocked up on blended Scotch (how bad is that?) and spent the rest on a local harlot.
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That is a complete and utter slanderous lie! And if did happen, which it didn't, it would have been single-malt that he stocked up on, had he done such a thing, which, as I believe I've made it clear, he most certainly did not! Get it right!
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I accidentally happened to catch it all on film and since then have had little to no problems here, with the odd exception of my Parish cat showing up garroted and hanging by her ears on the laundry line.
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That'll teach you to lick it so much.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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