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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 08:10 AM
Because i want to and because i need no permission to do whatever the hell i want....any question, dear look-at-me-im-from-gringoland mate???
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 09:24 AM
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What problem has your crappy nation solved, mate?? What problem has your crappy president solved???
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They've solved all sorts of problems. I have it on good authority that Our Glorious Leader is working on a final solution to the wetback problem as we speak. 
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Oh and BTW, I haven't crossed your crappy frontier sooooo I'm not a wetback
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Fine, you're an unsuccessful, wannabe-wetback. Does this look like a forum for debating semantics to you?
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Originally Posted by xxsenoritadrunkmeskinxx
any question, dear look-at-me-im-from-gringoland mate???
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Yes. Are you some kind of a racist, Senorita Kat Lolz?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 03:10 PM
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Hallo my name iz kat, im emo, im friggin mezzikan and luvin it!!! Im a zweethart and zo doez my bf, im rezpektful to other'z beliefz and i wizh u can be rezpectful towardz mine....!!!
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Ive never heard of a Mexican emo.
I dont think they exist.
I need picture proof; if not, Kat must be a lying liar.
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 03:14 PM
You'd be suprised what can be found.
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 03:20 PM
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They've solved all sorts of problems. I have it on good authority that Our Glorious Leader is working on a final solution to the wetback problem as we speak.
Fine, you're an unsuccessful, wannabe-wetback. Does this look like a forum for debating semantics to you?
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No the usa goverment doesn't solve problems or try and make the world a better place they bomb the problems.
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 03:46 PM
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No the usa goverment doesn't solve problems or try and make the world a better place they bomb the problems.
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Since when are they mutually exclusive? We bombed the japs in WWII, and it seemed to solve that problem pretty efficiently, don't you think? People like you just want us to lose, and it sickens me.
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 03:49 PM
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Since when are they mutually exclusive? We bombed the japs in WWII, and it seemed to solve that problem pretty efficiently, don't you think? People like you just want us to lose, and it sickens me.
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yeah but what about all the innocent lives? do you even care if innocent people die?
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 03:57 PM
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Since when are they mutually exclusive? We bombed the japs in WWII, and it seemed to solve that problem pretty efficiently, don't you think? People like you just want us to lose, and it sickens me.
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I think what he's saying is, many who didn't desevre it, get killed.
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 04:31 PM
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yeah but what about all the innocent lives? do you even care if innocent people die?
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in·no·cent
–adjective 1.free from moral wrong; without sin; pure: innocent children.
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; - Romans 3:23
I can't think of no time in recent memory when America have fought against a nation that be Christian. Our most recent wars has been against chinks and mooselimbs. Since somebody have to be SAVED in order to be innocent, we hasn't killed nobody innocent and you's a lie. When a depraveded mooselimb get killed, the Bible tell us that they blood be upon they own heads fo' they blasphemy ( Acts 18:6). So please, don't be slanderin' our troops or our country when we hasn't shed no innocent blood.
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 04:32 PM
What if a bomb landed on your house and killed your children?
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 04:55 PM
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What if a bomb landed on your house and killed your children?
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I just can't see the Lord allowin' somethin' like that to happen in Freehold. But if He did, I would thank Him fo' at least bein' kind enough to spare me and Ira. See, if that had happened, it probably mean that He had made some kinda bet with the debbil over me and my faithfulness to Him. I would shave my head right there on the spots, rip my mantle up (if I had one with me at the time), and give praise!
Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped, And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD. In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly. - Job 1:20-22
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 04:57 PM
The death of your child would be a good thing?
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 05:03 PM
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The death of your child would be a good thing?
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Why not? It be God's will, aftah all. I's pretty sho they's all goin' to Heaven, anyway, except fo' the retarded one. I know he be hellbound. But even if every single one o' them went to Hell, it would be they own fault fo' sinnin' against the LORD.
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 05:05 PM
So, if men shot your son as he went to school, or if he was struck by a bolt of lightning, it would be God's will?
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-23-2007, 05:24 PM
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So, if men shot your son as he went to school, or if he was struck by a bolt of lightning, it would be God's will?
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Firsta all, my son be homeschooled. But since this question be hypertheticals, I's gonna answer anyway.
If it was a unsaved person shootin' him, it would be persecution against a True Christian ™ (unless they had shot the retarded, because that boy ain't Saved©). If it had been a True Christian™ shootin' him, then chances are it was the Landover Security Staff mistakin' him fo' wild negroidial loose within the walls o' Freehold. In the second instance, I say it was just somebody tryin' to do they job to keep the community safe, and they ain't no use in cryin' ovah spilt milk. Or blood as the case might be.
But yes, it would be God's will, and so would the lightnin' thang. They do not be anythang that happen that do not be part o' His divine plan. I think. I is only a ignant woman aftah all, so if I's wrong about that, I guess a pastah can corrects me.
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-24-2007, 10:20 AM
You wouldn't feel sad that your son was gunned down in street? Or angry?
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-24-2007, 11:46 AM
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You wouldn't feel sad that your son was gunned down in street? Or angry?
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Is you plannin' on tryin'a assassinate one of my chillrens? Is that why you keep on axin' questions on what I do if one o' them had died? Bring it on! I like to see you tryta even get inta Freehold, much less get close enough to tryta do somethin' to my chillrens. 
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-24-2007, 04:39 PM
Of course I'm not trying to kill your children. Why would I? I'm just saying, I find it REALLY werid that you'd be happy if your son died in the street.
No one is out to get your children, Maddam.
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-24-2007, 04:57 PM
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Of course I'm not trying to kill your children. Why would I? I'm just saying, I find it REALLY werid that you'd be happy if your son died in the street.
No one is out to get your children, Maddam.
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Oh really?
So you, living in England where It's not even legal to carry Guns in public to protect yourself know about what happens to True Christian™ folk in America?
Poor Sister Lateefa has to put up with all kinds of abuse just because She's a Negra. Add to that the persecution we all have to put up with every day as True Christians™ I really don't know how she copes so well.
(Having such a small Brain an'all).
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Re: Hi my name iz kat lolz -
07-24-2007, 05:01 PM
I'm sorry to hear that.
But her children won't get murdered. I was asking if she'd feel sad, thats all.
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